Yeah, I like the Laplander enough that it’s gotten its own needlessly complicated adjustable wrist strap

Scientists announce discovery that all of this fucking sucks

The electric flyswatter stays on during sex

I hope that analog computation processors that interface with standard computers become a thing. [Marge from The Simpsons saying "I just think they're neat"]

Holy fuck it is frustrating trying to get who I was following on my main while it's suspended

Is it more correct for a long-haired person to wear a headlamp over their hair or pull their hair out over the band and sit the headlamp lower on their head?

This year for Thanksgiving, I'm giving everyone in the family a haversack with some pemmican, a block of hard tack, a steel mug, and a Buck 120 to see who's thankful enough to make it back from the Alaskan wilderness

Can I promote my soon-to-be-published book? The Gospel According to Hobby Lobby (PublicAffairs 2026) “A revelatory account of how the family behind Hobby Lobby rose to political prominence and used their influence—and fortune—to push a radical religious agenda” bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

The US should hire the people that made this worm. The shit is a marvel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqZo4waMB3c

Are we at a paint where things get published when the top 1/4 appears passable? There's a gradient of coherence from top to bottom and I find it fascinating

someone’s having a nice safe thanksgiving in his military housing while the service members who he dragged to DC are getting shot for his fascist bullshit

Just ranted on the phone to my son about simple machines for like 20 minutes. What even am I

Usually when a product carries an inherent risk like this, they frantically remove it from the shelves and public consciousness.

I didn't want to spoil everyone's fun but the food didn't look right to me so I reversed image searched and found the original but was like "Maybe I'll let them have this"

Don't buy Boar's Head products. They want you to shit yourself to death.

I think we can make his life bad enough that he solves himself for us

thinking of her today

Man, it's going to be annoying as fuck to figure out who I was following on my main. I feel like I'll get like maybe 3% of my mutuals back

The nazis won and still have not slowed down even slightly on the "We are smoll bean and the entirety of existence is fighting against our normal way of life" rhetoric

Alvin and the Chipmunks was a fever dream

"Tadpole-shaped" uh huh, sure, buddy

lordt

Before the mass extinction event, the earth was heard saying "Katy Perry, please stop"

I'm not a plumber but I DO have no idea what the answer is. Hope this helps

Any thoughts here, plumbing folk?

Here's one of the wrongest articles www.weforum.org/stories/2020...

Damn, that search volume took one to the neck

This would make the Joker become the Double Joker

Carry a D20 on you to make decision making faster

Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels

Eriatarka by The Mars Volta

@moderation.bsky.app I just want to know if the @toad.city ban is permanent and I need to do some database fuckery to get my shit back or if I can wait it out to get my following list back

I've never been piled on. Is it that my takes are too good? Is it that my opinions and taste in media are factually correct? I'm so lonely.

A second Bahco Laplander has hit the south tower

@moderation.bsky.app can you resend the email explaining @toad.city's ban?

Annoyed to report that the Bahco Laplander folding saw lives up to the hype and more

The chalk outline of @toad.city will circle ATProto and pull it beneath the waves of my discontent

My favorite news genre is "The thing we yelled at you to do has ruined our economy"

I think it would be super sick and neat and cool if I could get any indication of whether or not my account is permanently banned or, if it's just suspended, for how long or even why it got taken down. This is annoying.

Is there a way to find out if my main is just permanently nuked?

Getting an ice cream maker is seizing the means of production so I will not be apologizing

It is rigid but is prehensile. Gonzo's "nose" is a modified ovipositor and his species reproduces through a process called "traumatic insemination"

My hair is kind of big today, everyone. Don't freak out, it's just big-ish hair

Me after every social interaction

The suicide rate for former ICE agents is going to be fucking ballistic