Lindsey Halligan: “Your Honor, with all due respect, you can’t dismiss this case. We didn’t even get to the swimsuit competition.” graphic courtesy @tomadelsbach.bsky.social

We run a strict household around here.

For today's Christian Nationalists . . .

This person took this when they called the race

Not for the squeamish!

ICE going after the worst of the worst. Any parent knows how bad the terrible twos are.

The thing that concerns me the most about schtumpf's health is that we haven't seen the Epstein files.

Your tax dollars at work

Mooooooooose approves this post!

@dovewoman.bsky.social Hey! Got William Elliott Whitmore's album - Field Songs! Really great!

I'm killing it today! I've had 6 likes on different posts!!

My God. This hit so hard. Because you know what they're going to choose. And it makes you feel like, as a species, we may be irredeemable. So many of us find just doing the basic decent thing an utter impossibility.

There once was a guy who had nothing to hide with regards to a pedophile with whom he was closely tied Together they raped children Now he says he hardly knew him Though he described him as a "terrific guy" who liked women "on the younger side."

In honor of renaming the Kennedy Center Opera House: There once was a FLOTUS who objected to being called an ex-hooker as was suspected But what bothers her is the "ex" Because in 2,437 languages she can say "Next!!" It's the one and only thing she's perfected!

Pardoning a pedophile to protect himself ought to be the end of Trump. But then mocking a paraplegic should have, too, so...

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

We might as well cut to the chase The CEO was caught on second base Now they're both in a jam Yeah, that's his HR boss on Kiss Cam This one will be impossible to erase.

There once was a concert by Coldplay Where a CEO and HR boss went to play Wham bam thank you Ma'am They were caught on the kiss cam "Sexual Harassment Policy" was most searched the next day!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

There once was a failed reality star who was good friends with Epstein Who was a sex trafficker & child rapist named Epstein He raped little girls with Epstein He wished well to a convicted partner of Epstein And now he's covering up all the child rapes he committed with Epstein

Robin Williams knew what Trump was back in 2012

BROKEN NEWS: Terrorist organization claims another victim

One can't help but wonder how many children died because of Noem's inaction.

There once was a massive coverup Which could be exposed due to the Musk breakup The AG had the list that no longer exists Now even magats want to know what's up!

There once was a felon and a rapist whose name was prevalent in Epstein's list You might think it's weird how the list disappeared Especially since Pam Bondi has said it exists.

If you are “afraid for your sons" based on 2% of reported rap3s being false, imagine how afraid we are for our daughters based on the other 98% .

So brave.

Helpless as a 14 year old boy getting "adopted" by a 25 year old single man.

Same

“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free". - Unless you are black, or brown, or poor, or hungry, or female, or elderly, or sick, or educated, or oppressed, or endangered or a Democrat. -The United States of America, July 4, 2025

They’ve destroyed American medical research, the American education system, the American university research system, and the aid system that protected millions of lives, and they’ve given our anti-immigrant masked paramilitary police force a budget the size of a nation