Girl, whatever *bursts into a murder of crows*

Computa, initiate seppuku protocol

I gotta start birthdaymaxxing NOW

ialreadysawthataholic

FORGET ABOUT IT CUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pumping out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep you alive

Imagine starting a band after witnessing 9/11 so you can process your trauma and 25 years later some kid runs a blog called "gerardwayspostnutclarity" because of it

why’d they call it a circle jerk and not goonionizing

No one get's slizzered anymore 😔

Kirk these motherfuckers

Imagine being a fucking twink and joining ice

phantom

I wish all ice agents a very violent, prolonged, torturous death

Tumblr dot com

Ask not what your creek can do for you, but what you can do for your creek

I love being a woman, im automatically added to EVERYONES close friends stories

Gonna be thinking about this for a while

I ain't have nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin days, but like in a spiritual way

Lesbian, don't let the sun go down on you here

Your ritual slays, by the way

Some might say that age, nutrition, a lack of realizing my real texture, or a number of other factors are why my hair is curly now. I say i wanted this hair for my whole life so bad that I literally changed changed my biology simply from manifestation 🙂‍↕️🧚‍♂️💫

Your software slays, by the way

Maggianos, flip it around, wicked wittcccchhhhh

2026 is my year!

Committing seppuku with my new elven knife of strider 🧚‍♂️

I want Shadow Batman

Morning.

Straight women obsessed with heated rivalry must be stopped, why am i getting SVECHNIKOV x CROSBY EDITS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

How did hannah montana have better wigs than twilight

My eyes look like christmas

Smokin on the grinch pack

Highpy New Year

Its their golden year since 2026 is Year of the Horse

I got bugs for christmas

Tony Stark built this in a cave. With a bunch of scraps.

Have you heard the new 2026 trend? It's called Snoopymaxxing

I need men to start kissing on stage again

Ratticus

rattoo 🐀

When i say "EVERY bitch wants to fuck the grinch" and some bitch immediately says "um.... no.... i don't want to do that" i know im in enemy territory

With the power of God (shadow the hedgehog) and Snoopy by my side..... i will overcome all evils

The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.

I miss my tattoos 😔 i still have them but they are all covered every day now that it's cold, i don't get to see them as often 😔

Mr president a 16th box of trader joe's butternut squash mac and cheese has hit the tower

Acquired ✅

No one has ever been more tired than i am right now

Scratch your fucking eyes out

👠🎀 #ShadowTheHedgehog #RougeTheBat