cardi's true skill is saying a basic bar with such a unique/funny delivery that it becomes a quotable. not everybody can do that.

So. I started a podcast about female rap. I need to make an official page on BlueSky too but tap in.

NO. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MR GHOSTFACE.

extreme cheapskates stresses me out so bad whenever i watch it. bc wtf you mean you feeding your guests dumpster dived food?

is ryan murphy white people's tyler perry?

buying sinners on digital & blu ray both cuz im extra & some shit deserves a physical in the collection.

wop wop wop wop wop

grillz are a weakness of mine 🥴

sad day for lil wayne fans. me? im realistic

was never good at babyhairs. so i let go & let god.

Courage

maturing is realizing that king of the hill was always funny

kids will say the wildest shit and you gotta sit there and try not to laugh 😩

it feels like a retrograde.

i need more dude sky friends. my skyhusband carrying all the weight 😭 @kofia.bsky.social

any simmers follow me? what would yall say are the best expansion packs to have?

sometimes post nut clarity looks like you popping that plan b. because wtf was I talking about??? 😭 "put another baby in me" haha okay sike

anyway. denzel curry drops tonight!

republicans just EATING THIS SHIT UP, btw. and yall too fucking dumb to go "hmmmmmmm???"

really had a grown ass man repost my pictures like im ugly to make a point about canadian. go chop some wood, nigga.

imagine shouting free tory when Mumia Abu-Jamal is still in prison 🌚

is pro era finally jumping in? 😭

who tried twnskn? is it worth the hype?

american psycho but with matthew mcconaughey as patrick bateman

Smoking with your partner is a very intimate activity!

I want to watch the ugly step sister but body horror be making my stomach hurt 😫

happy tory lanez shanking day 🎊

music taste & reasons why they like certain artists

berserk. particularly, sympathizing with guts a lil too much.

if i gotta see kristi noem one more fucking time on this ad... ma'am you walked around with $3k in ya purse & blank checks. idgaf what you gotta say, dummy.

gotten back in the sims & wondering why i took such a long break. i stg i go from obsessively playing to not touching it for a year 😭

that musical scene with the pierced spiritual veil gave me chills. so, so good.

nah ain't no way in hell yall saw pearline and starting thirsting over mary. like shes pretty but stop the clown shit pls

this is a delta slim stan account.

i saw a thread of artists as avatar characters. and now i'm thinking what my list would look like. meg as korra. nicki as the earth queen. kendrick is either amon or zaheer 🤔 j cole might be aang?

btw 100 humans will sweep a gorilla... have some dignity, brother...

that feel when you waiting to smoke but the plug chatty 🥲

idk what them weirdos talking about. this art of noise sample is tuffffff.

im itching to go see sinners. gonna go tomorrow.

I still shout "DatPiff.com world premiere" when I listen to songs that used to have the drop in it.

Where’s the lie ?

every time i randomly log in on here when the sun is down, yall asses be on horny timing 😭 that ain't christ like.

having it my way like usher DAWG

𝒊 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅’𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐𝒐, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍

the way i blurt out the intro to good credit unprompted needs to be studied lmao

mfers was acting like that movie was so deep 🤥 it wasn't. it was black trauma porn made to build ari aster up. fuck outta here.

remembering that nonsense short film ari aster made about sexual abuse starring a black family. i will NEVER forgive him for that 😒

ngl, this playboy carti album is polarizing 😭 i mostly hate it but the features are good. i think im just too old for that ragerap shit cuz its corny to me

some people will take any and all avenues to get their final jab in. the crashout antics be crazy.

i know the comic creators who based iron man off elon just rolling over in shame 😭