The asmr videos on TikTok are addicting. My favorite is the glass cutting one though.

Someone who plans dates > Someone who plans surprise dates >> Someone who tells you just get in the car>>>

As Cardi said “BROKE BOYS DON’T DESERVE NO PUSSY!” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Lol Dang what the man got against TGIFs? 😭😭😭😭😭

To be honest, 2025 has been great to me personally. Even with all that’s going on in the world, this year has been way better than last year.

I love peace call me boring dawg idgaf

This what I got

You couldn’t tell me nothing once I dyed my hair this color in college. Lol 😂

Cottage cheese with everything bagel seasoning hits every time. 😋

Because there’s more to life than just sex. If you can’t go a week without sex, that’s very concerning. Seek help.

Your relationship with yourself sets the tone for every other relationship in your life.

The orange man better leave Beyoncé ALONE!! 😡

When are they not? 🤷🏾‍♀️

WHAT?!😮 OH HUH HUH 😳

The girl has a HUSBAND she doesn’t want your dick.

If he’s broke he can just say that. Dang Slim and Pardison hurt. 😂🤣

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Always

No cheating. Post your lock screen.

100% agree

Listening to GNX on my album. 🙂‍↕️😎

The first season of Bob’s burgers they came out the gate with the funniest episodes ever. However, I know if the show came out now people who be trying to cancel it because of the jokes. Lol 😂

Cooked dinner. Now I’m gonna chill and watch Dan Dan or just watch Bob’s burger.

A nice house, then I’d save the rest so I can add more to the funds so I have even more money. I’d also travel even more.

He smelled like onions every time we hung out and even a kiss and he used tongue I’d have an onion after taste. 🤢

See, I'm a big ole freak, I love to talk my shit (Talk my shit, uh) you must be a pussy boy if you get offended. youtu.be/oBYf6gpVvRA?...

Fake love at an all-time high So I don't mind bein' alone (I don't mind bein' alone) As long as I got myself I don't need nothin' from a soul (Ooh-ooh) Fake love at an all-time high So I don't mind bein' alone (I don't mind bein' alone) As long as I got myself. youtu.be/FSlFD6DnxeQ?...

When that nigga pull up on me, tell that nigga back, back Don't you know all of these niggas wish that they could bag that? I'm just saying, boy, you're playing, you're gon' let it wind down You got twenty-four seconds and it's starting right now. (THIS MY SONG 🔥)

That fact that you think I’d be walking in a forest to begin with is crazy.

Nobody’s perfect but you’re perfect for me. youtu.be/ZvF3yDwFB38?...

Onions. I hate em.

I miss Chloe X Halle. 🥺 youtu.be/OPS8WTYqxeM?...

Here’s is my number girl you call me and don’t forget babe my name is Charlie. Aye!! youtu.be/wa4wR4G-5eE?...

Whatever you want from me, I’m giving you everything. I’m your baby tonight! 😏😈 youtu.be/i0oRnyXxIrY?...

Anyone saying RIP to Hulk Hogan is getting fucking BLOCKED

Rent and groceries easy.

I love fried rice and orange chicken it always hits the spot. 😮‍💨

If you don't want people to celebrate your death not being a piece of human trash while you're alive helps.

I agree because why is this always a debate when it’s back to school time? You complaining about supplies but will come to the school in a bust down wig, nice shoes, and car while your kid don’t got nothing for school. If it’s such a problem. Homeschool them!

Why do we need another Airbud movie? Why can’t this writers be ORIGINAL!

I’d cry tears of joy and be somewhere turning up.

This “Give me your banana” saying on Dan Dan is cracking me up. Lol 😂

Hulk Hogan died? well one less MAGA to worry about so it sounds like good news to me. 😊

Hulk Hogan died well one less MAGA to worry about so it sounds like good news to me. 😊

I don’t feel bad for her at all. Especially after the whole Megan situation so 🤷🏾‍♀️.