Dolly is a national treasure and no one will convince me otherwise

Time to see just how long this Long Walk is.

i made a new emoji to capture a feeling

Look at this esteemed gentleman! Yes!

Feelin like a Fleem on a leash

I guess nobody wants the Smoke

Personally I preferred the Fleem Jupiter to the Fleemcast version of Fleem Adventure but that’s just me [ #mtg #mtgart #fleem #mtgom1 #mtgspm #mtgo #mtga #magicarena #mtgfanart #dailydrawing #mhabart ]

Smells like mossdog in here

You hear someone mention your special interest from across the room

It’s 106 omen paths to Dominaria, We have a belly full of gummy bears Half a pack of EOE It’s dark And we’re wearing sunglasses Hit it

There’s a quest here. I know it

When are they gonna spoil the Spider-Man card “shooting ropes”? The people deserve to know

Just know if I send this to you, I’m cheering for all your unseen battles and I’m your biggest fan.

Honestly the post credit song could have been the main one. Just sayin.

Didn’t even know! Happy Yargle Day to all who celebrate

I’m no artist but I thought I’d take a stab at #swordtember so here’s day 1 and 2 since I missed them 😅 Shell and Moss

You and your favorite Pokémon.

YOU DIED

Me when I have to rise to the occasion

*In seductive Watto voice* Maybe there’s something other than money we can work out

Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.

Got a comment that says I look kinda swole. I’m gonna ride that high for the next couple years.

Better watch out. I hit my power spike tomorrow.

So aside from Facebook being a cesspit, is there a reason people are giving Connie so much hate? (Khan Jr from KoTH)

Monster acquired. Day saved. Let’s get this amalgamation of wheat!

In the sacred tongue of the Omnissiah we chant: Hail spirit of the machine, essence divine, in your code and circuitry the stars align. By the Omnissiah's will we commune and bind, with sacred oils and chants your grace we find.

Another day. Another chance to be great.

When someone starts casting a bunch of spells while you have 2 blue mana open

Shuffle up and play always cracks me up. Gif is prof related

I’m unsure if the next deck tech I should drop is RMS Titanic or Gua, Feral Youth. Either way it looks like the next deck is mono red 😂

Your Idol has been stuck in my head and I haven’t even finished the movie yet.

we need to kill the computer!!!

This is the optimal way to shuffle

The Nightbringer got the dogs out!

Doing Comedy Incorrectly Best guess

If this is your favorite version of M&Ms, you should be on a watch list somewhere.

Draw now, draw later, draw more

Tzeentch has opened my eyes to the lies of the imperium

In case you forgot. EDGE OF ETERNITIES BODY ISNT EVEN COLD YET!

Does anyone have the percentage of @comedianmtg.bsky.social winning a tournament he goes to? At this point he’s putting up genetic freak numbers

Your heart is a muscle The size of your fist Keep on loving Keep on fighting But hold on and hold on Hold on for your life

Mom I want a Gaea’s Cradle Mom: we have Gaea’s Cradle at home

Food decks always eat good 😋 (Literally any artifact deck eats good)

Look I’m not saying the haste is bad, BUT, in comparison to the other lands in the cycle this is just awful.

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? The shrimp in question:

Every door at our rental squeaks and all I can think about is this scene

Look, if you’re ever trying to get someone to watch One Piece, show them Luffy vs Lucci. If they don’t like it then it’s safe to say they are not going to like any of it.