Who does he think he is?

Napoleon Dynamite at a packed theater in a tiny Colorado mountain town where nobody had a clue what they were about to experience. Also taking my bud to see Brick at The New Beverly Cinema a couple years ago for his first time seeing it. We got too stoned in the alley before it started. 10/10

I’ll always remember that I got a big group of friends kicked out of Independence Day at the very beginning of the movie. When they first showed the alien ship approaching earth I said a little to loud in a perfect Picard imitation “Captain’s Log, stardate 48861.9…” We got our 5 bucks back though.

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

Had another dream adjacent to this, but it was about not remembering where I parked my sweet 90s Land Cruiser in a massive mall parking lot. Also I could not find my pants. There was a super Mario land candy store but it was out of candy and only sold hostess donettes.

I need a Gilmore Girls supercut that is just all of the Luke’s Diner scenes as a sitcom with a laugh track. It’s called Kirk.

Had a dream last night that my car got towed, a fear I developed after decades of city living. That immediate feeling when you go to where you know you parked and there’s another car, or nothing there, really fucks with your brain and cracks your reality.

All my KC fan buds are going through it after that loss last night. They genuinely still believed they’d win the Super Bowl this year. An impressive amount of delusion. But then again they’ve convinced themselves the tomahawk chop isn’t racist so delusion is kind of their thing.

Started my end of year listen through of my playlist of albums released in 2025. It’s around 148 albums so far. Let me know your favorite records released this year so I can add them and have a listening party.

My wife, sitting on the couch next to me, text me a photo of our cat, who is sitting on her lap, on the couch next to me, so I could see “how cute his face is from my perspective.” And goddamnit it was way cuter.

Helluva a lineup for $11

“Papaya Rules” could absolutely be a song by Tilly and the Wall.

I bought this book a month ago. Every morning I plop down with my coffee on the couch next to it on the end table, but can’t quite pick it up… yet. Maybe tomorrow will be the day.

Home Depot is delivering a truck load of roofing material tomorrow and gave me the very helpful delivery window of 6 AM - 8 PM.

After 10 years of garbage Broncos football I’m not mentally in good enough shape for this season of nonstop intensely close games. It’s too much. Fucking love it though.

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This might be the first SNF Broncos game without a QB Carousel graphic. I kinda miss her. They should roll the footage for old times sake

Had all intention of cooking this steak with a reverse sear but wasn’t really thinking and somehow did a reverse-reverse sear

KC fans so excited, they haven’t got to do their racist little chant in a while.

My wife just described Debbii Dawson’s music as “depression disco” and like… ok. I’m in. Crank that shit up.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? The all-timer of perfect albums.

Holy hell you guys. Feel like I could drink a thousand beers. Fuck. The. Chiefs.

Stacked a full cord of wood this morning to work out some nervous angst about this Broncos game. Not sure if it helped. FUKC

Desert Rain Day

I turned 44 a couple weeks ago and now I inexplicably wake up an hour earlier every morning. Apparently I hit the age that activates the inner Old Guy

I knew my wife was going through it, but just walked in on her watching Big Thief live performances. She’s going through it through it

I genuinely forgot Hilary Duff is also a singer.

We’ll have to downgrade to the shittiest health insurance plan, pay more out of pocket per visit, a higher deductible, and the monthly premium will increase by, get this… 400%

Taking my Dad to the Broncos game tonight. He hasn’t been to a game since he took me to my first one on October 27th 1996 for my 15th birthday

I Shazam bad songs way more than good ones.

I don’t really follow nascar but keep up with it from people I follow on here. I somehow made it until now without seeing any posts about who won the championship. Had to google it and now I know why nobody is talking about it.

If I was a jersey buying guy I’d be wearing a 13 Pat Bryant.

I think the QB slide has always been a horrible idea and only creates more danger because of its unpredictable nature.

I don’t think people outside of LA understand the depth of firework arsenal housed inside an average Angeleno’s home.

The Dodgers losing would be so good for America you guys

My bday gift to myself is to not watch the KC football team play tonight in another nationally televised game. If they lose however, that’s a bday gift from @realblucifer.bsky.social

Pat Bryant, my guy, you have my heart 🫡🫡

If one of these young Broncos players did a Mile High Salute after a touchdown they’d earn my eternal devotion.

ACAB includes F1 Stewards

With the Broncos playing at the exact same time as the F1 Mexico City race I’m facing a very serious koozie choice dilemma

Can’t believe one of the kids from stranger things made one of the best “indie sleaze” -ish pop records. Kinda makes me mad how good it is.

I have just normal embarrassing tattoos, not nazi embarrassing tattoos.

“Some people write symphonies. This is my gift” - George Costanza - me posting on Bluesky

All PI calls should be reviewable.

ACAB includes NFL Refs

NFL Refs have too much power

“Who knows what that injury is?” Really?!? I do. Mike Evans head slammed into the ground and he was knocked out cold.

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

Saw so many doomer posts from Broncos fans during that game. Me and @stovetophen.bsky.social are The True Broncos Believers