Bro PhD is spending all weekend working and getting nothing done at the same time

A lot of people are going to die from this

"downsizes" is a weak way of saying "forced to cancel dozens of programs, which jeopardizes future STEM careers of talented undergrads" @science.org www.science.org/content/arti...

Gf and I got tipsy in bed and she spilt wine on my new flannel sheets

Bluesky more like poo.sky

Just saw a fantasy for a life action arcane with Chloe grace Moretz as vi and

@greenlandsharki.bsky.social come back

Officially deactivated Twitter. Feels good to be free from that naxi-infested hellsite.

I actually can't afford to live anywhere without a roommate and my roommate actually sucks and my apartment is super nice but I can't stand my current roommate. Like I'm dreading having to go back "home" tomorrow because it feels like I'm living in someone else's space.

I'm a woman in the way that someone who exclusively plays the sims 4 is a gamer

Lies women are told: the clitoris is real. In reality, the female orgasm is a myth fed to young women by the liberal news media to promote the lifestyle of being daddy's little cumslut

Newsflash: I drink lots of juice bc water is too boring 😂😂😂

When Emma told me she'd do anything for me, stripping in the middle of a diner was not what I expected

Still reeling about the time someone said "liberal women will say toxic masculinity yet proceed to look like men. Irony indeed" on one of my TikTok lives.

I accidentally tweeted "only cool kids have glee songs on their sex playlist" on my academic Twitter and I am horrified bc #1 I do not have any glee songs on my sex playlist and #2 one random scientist follows me and they probs got a notification bc it was my first ever tweet

Had a dream where I was watching a movie where the protagonist (played/voiced by joe keery) turns into a blue+yellow grasshopper & desperately tries to turn back into a human and go to a party with the girl he likes (critics weren't fans bc they thought it ripped off a bugs life)

My boss is a 63 year old man and I've seen him in AO3...

Maryland should not exist.

Don't tell anyone this but for a solid six months I thought the whole "I would've loved to do laundry and taxes with you" was from wandavision

Finding out smoky quartz was voiced by Natasha Lyonne had me spilling my milk on the floor in shock

Brb im lookmaxxing for my gf shadowheart

Oh that's gore. That's gore of my comfort character.

Levi-Strauss called you a motherfucker and you're just gonna stand there and take it?

I'm actually deleting twitter this time I stg. I hate Republicans and how they ruin everything.

Having a mid-twenties crisis at 4am check 😜

If I were an artist I feel like 20% of it would be devoted to ship art, another 20% would be serious stuff, and like 60% would be of me and my girlfriend doing random shit bc I wuv her 🥺👉👈

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow... Meow meow meow meow meow...

Is it normal that I'll reread my own fics that I've written or am I a narcissist

here's my INCREDIBLY hot take: Game of Thrones finale was more satisfying and written better than the Arcane finale which is CRAZY since it had six more seasons of buildup with way more story threads to tie together

Take me back

sometimes I forget that I'm gay in the sense that me being a woman who likes other women isn't a universal experience and that I'm "weird" for it

Guys I have finally finished game of thrones, now it’s time for the lesbians

Just saw AI slop Coca-Cola ad and am now severely depressed and told Emma she has to switch to Pepsi products

Just finished GOT and my hot take is that the ending is actually kinda good

High as shit w 4 Popeyes chicken sandwiches on the way... Luvin life

Bro I have carolers at my house for the SECOND year in a row. Actually kill me

Posts written 10 seconds before disaster

So like that could be us

S1 Jayce vs. S2, post-wild rune Jayce

You're probably mentally ill is insane.

Just found out my gf is getting motorcyclists, snowboarders, and BODYBUILDERS on her fyp??? How am I supposed to compete with that

Just trolled in a game of val and did way better than normal. The power of sassing enemy Reyna is real

archiveofourown.org/works/611353... Wicked AU. You're welcome.

Must I need to break out the PowerPoint that made you Want me?

Need me a bowl of chowder asap

Aly and AJ superfan nbd...

Did that in week too 😏 #Arcane #Caitvi

My gf is having a mental breakdown bc I started singing a Chicago song she didn't know