@pocketsizedbri.bsky.social stop liking my posts freak

These girls in Orange is the New Black just said “in Long Island” and I’m meant to believe they’re from the city?

I really don’t think there is anything classier than drinking cheap red wine from my bit city mug well enjoying some homemade bolognese 😌

Random update, but I graduated with my MA today 🥳

I tried watching the OG She-Ra and it’s honestly a wild ride

I don’t wanna hear men complaining about the Ellie casting, I get it she don’t look like Ellie, but it doesn’t negate the fact she had me feeling all sorts of way during the Dina dance scene, that’s my Ellie

I am NOT trying to project on historical figures, but I can’t deny how gay this 18th century woman sounds

Not to be dramatic, but my advisor wants my thesis draft by Sunday and I literally haven’t written half of it, wish me luck Charlie

Scan texts have been getting lazy recently, cause in what world would EzPass use an iCloud email to inform me or my outstanding bill, at least use a phone number guys

Students give you the worst paper ever generated by AI and expect you not to notice

My gf sent me her 5 page paper to read over, someone tell me what it’s a pure wall of 10 pages explaining Darwin’s work and his critics

Y’all I actually have to finish my MA thesis now

I got into the top PhD program 🥳

It’s been snowing for like five days, I’m so over it

I need to clean, but I also have to teach, and work the front desk

“Movie you’ve watched more than six times, gif only”

Fun fact about me: I love women

I love that I can come onto bluesky and talk about anything and someone will always get it, that’s the kind of support I’m looking for

My hands = dry

i mean fuck, i like i catra, i like adora, i like canon yuri, i like enemies, i like lovers, i like going crazy over yuri who were friends in childhood, if there is yuri in it, watch it, probably would

My least favorite part about doing the second half of the U.S. history survey is the boys who make the world wars their whole lives, like can we please talk about how it impacted Americans and not the ways the chemical warfare revolutionized militaries

Guys I don’t wanna go to teach, I need groceries

Every week I know the topics less and less that I’m suppose to teach my students

The first season of the life series was so unhinged, they clearly had no clue what was going on and in turn decided to go batshit crazy

Today I saw a girl carrying a tuba, and it just reminded me how everyone is so special and have things they are passionate and care for, and I got a little emotional on my walk home

She’s making me marry me chicken, should I?

I’m going to see my gf now 🤭🤭🤭

Well it’s over, I have no clue how I did. It’s so annoying because like of course you guys know more than me, I don’t even have an MA yet and you’re all full professors, please I’m trying my best, I want you guys to teach me 😭😭😭😭😭

30 minutes, hopefully they like my Quakers 😩

Guys I have an interview for a PhD tomorrow

@pocketsizedbri.bsky.social Why is your pfp my cat

Y’all I’m trying to get a transcribed and annotated edition of Martha Washington’s cookbook 🤭

I complained about my French press to all the old women in my life and got two alternative coffee makers from my advisor and grandma two days apart

They warn you about cops, but never cops with a gaydar, stay safe out there ✋😔

Why is doing school work so hard? No matter how much you enjoy it

No better feeling than making a schedule and scheduling things you have not done with a due date for a week ago

I am sorry for my absence, that election and school had me taking a break from social media, but I’m back

Not to flex but my gf got us matching bit city mugs

I’m sorry guys, my latest obsessions are dragon age and Epic the musical 😔

When my mood tanks and my mental health is in shambles

I’m back

Dragon Age 2 has so many side quests, I’m nearly 15 hours I’ve basically made no progress to the main story

Me and the bloomfs praying for Sevika each night

Oomfs I fell off my bed and stabbed myself in the back with scissors 🙄

I was promised lesbians in house of the dragons and all I’ve gotten is childbirth and incest

Guys I have finally finished game of thrones, now it’s time for the lesbians

Happy New Year’s Eve 🥳🥳🥳🥳

High as shit w 4 Popeyes chicken sandwiches on the way... Luvin life

I’m a legit gamer now, I have a second monitor 🤪