Hi @bencollins.bsky.social @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social @theonion.com @borowitzreport.bsky.social Idea for satirical news item: #RFK and #trump start a new campaign against #alcohol. They found that alcohol is one of the leading causes of #tylenol Yeah, OK, Best I leave it to the pro's...

I don't think this is a bad thing. Much better to stay off the lunatic's (and lunatics) radar IMO #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

The greatest #theft in history. The goal is clear #genocide #nakba #sanctionisrael aje.io/j3n668

#nakba #genocide Who is the real #terrorist? aje.io/97sw3n

#history is a tale told by the victors. Don't let this be forgotten, or sanitised, or seen for anything other than what it is. #palestine #genocide aje.io/ydfqw

Yeah, good idea, go back into #Afghanistan, nothing bad ever came of getting involved in Afghanistan... ...what a maroon!

Another #madmagazine excerpt from No. 160 A #TV show dept. with art by Jack Davis. Reminiscent of the old Mad comic days. Written by TV #satire maestro Dick de Bartolo. #columbo #alfredeneuman #whatmeworry #theusualgangofidiots more in replies

From #madmagazine issue 160 Bob Clarke had a talent for seemless reproductions of syndicated #comics and #comicstrips. Usually with the approval 👍🏼 of the original artists. He and Don Edwing use it well in this tidy, "shadow knows" type dept. #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman #theusualgangofidiots

A memorable #madmagazine cover (to me, anyway) by Norman Mingo Issue 160 from 1973 #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman #theusualgangofidiots

Short song recorded in 2000, but eerily prescient. A very moving piece and fitting send off to the #beloved #kirk #charliekirk #antifa (by the way, I'm old and not very good with the internet. I hope I haven't posted an inappropriate link by accident 🤷🏼‍♀️) youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0

Back cover, #madmagazine no. 159 June '73 Idea by Max Brandel, art by Harry #Jaffee, who, as I've just found out, is Al's little bro. Al hooked Harry up with some background art and lettering jobs while he (Al) was between wives. H had health issues and I believe Al made sure he was looked after.

Fairly standard #madmagazine look at TV #tropes. Nicely written by Paul Peter Porges, but I really like the artwork from Rickard in this one. I think he captures the vacuous looks on the TV versions well and contrasts it to the exaperation on the real life characters. #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman

#madmagazine & Peak #aljaffee Al looks at built in obsolescence. Of course, it would cost #manufacturers more to make Al's shitty products than proper ones. Maybe that's just part of the gag? The makers care more about pissing people off than making $ #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman +replies

#madmagazine Sergio #aragones with a double page spread worthy of any greatest hits compilation. A look at the darkest workings of the human psyche. Magic! #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman #theusualgangofidiots

When Clockwork Orange #kubrick came out I was too young to see it, but I remember reading the #madmagazine parody and being 🫣 Amazing art by Woodbridge. He had a genius for depicting seedy characters. Looking at it today I can see why young me was a bit 😱 #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman See replies

What would #jesus say?

What do you see? 👀

Sorry, but here is no way that is a transcript of a real conversation between 2 humans. #tylerrobinson www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

#madmagazine & #aljaffee Believe it or not, all of this stuff was very relatable once upon a time. Before #netflix, before #tivo, before #vcr etc, you had one chance to watch a show, and if something else was on another channel, you had a problem #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman

#madmagazine and Jack Rickard and Tom Koch channel their inner #aljaffee with a look at what was grinding people's gears in the 70's. Interesting to see how things have changed: lines for the bank teller? razor blades? magazines in waiting rooms? missed phone calls? #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman

#madmagazine Jack Rickard and Don Edwing go full #aragones in this look at Service Stations Not sure this type of service station (or servo, as we say in #australia) still exists. Still, some pretty nice gags, + one casually misogynistic one. #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman #theusualgangofidiots

Dear #sbs boycotting #eurovision is a small thing to do that would mean a lot to (I'm guessing, but surely) the majority of your viewers #sanctionisrael #auspol www.theguardian.com/media/2025/s...

Just as well you'll never form one then, isn't it Suss? #auspol Classic Tory dog whistle to sink the boots into the less well off and marginalised, while the big end of town gets richer and richer. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

#madmagazine #aljaffee From Al's #wikipedia page. After reading this I realised that Al and Mad have done more to shape my personality than any other single factor. That's just scary. #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman

I love #aljaffee #madmagazine #xmas hate list. Note the panel about the class xmas pageant. I imagine the young Al would have missed out on the xmas experience because of his very #jewish mother. Adds another layer to this well observed take on the Xmas experience. #alfredeneuman #whatmewory

#madmagazine #alfredeneuman Not an especially great dept. about the #autoindustry I know I'll get at least one like for it, though 😉@justalpal.bsky.social

Well, the #USgov has gone full retard. It's the time for #bluesky types to take full advantage of their 2nd amendment rights. Seriously. You aren't voting you're way out of this, and the moral high ground ain't worth pinch of shit. You need to DEFEND yourselves! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...

Spain gets it. Don't sell them 'defence products' i.e. weapons Ban #nazrael from sporting competitions. If only the #IOC #uefa & #fifa practiced what they preached and weren't despicable scumbags. Ban them from #eurovision while we're at it #sanctionisrael www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

#auspol I am happy to stick the boots in on the ABC, but I have to give them credit for running this story. ON #fourcorners a story you will never see on the Tory owned media, #currentaffair #60minutes etc. or in the Age / SMH for some strange reason??? www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

Sir Kier went on to say: "but we are going to implement them anyway because they seem to keep the bigots happy" #reform #labour

This is good #doom hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

Some #madmagazine fatalism care of Rickard and Kogen Some of it is stuck in the early 70's, some of it is still relevant today. #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman #theusualgangofidiots

Let's not forget the important issues.

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you "Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

Don Edwing and Jack Davis. #madmagazine #whatmeworry I'm trying hard to give them the benefit of the doubt... #alfredeneuman #theusualgangofidiots ...the tag can only be one of two things, and one of them really isn't cool...

I bet you didn’t know this!!

#madmagazine Once there was a talented singer by the name of #Cher Bono. Torres captures her likeness well here. Cher, of course went onto huge things, but I can't help but feel something changed with her appearance... #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman #theusualgangofidiots Rest of dept. in replies

I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"

As #milhouse from the #simpsons says: Boy, they’re really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy. He must work there or something #madmagazine featuring the 👑 Jack Davis #whatmeworry #alfredeneuman Just posted as an excuse to use the quote, really, & to post some Davis art. Rest of dept. in replies

To find the answer to the question posed in the headline, simply unscramble the letters below: The Austarlian Taxpayer #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

It came from within your own ranks, ya dumb moll. FFS #kirkshooting www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Typical for me, I can't find the gruesome versions for the life of me 🤷🏼‍♀️ Boomer problems, eh? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I think it works much better the other way around, as in you can't get Red Hat without Hatred... ...anyhoo...

Charlie Kirk's death will always be linked to trump and the list ....Yes. Thank you. The fucking EPSTEIN FILES!

posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week

Actual quote from Kash "One of the Good Ones" Patel Not my OC

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up