(Christmas shopping to the tune of ABBA's Waterloo) Labubu! For my niece and my nephew!

Did you know Vanity Fair is having a subscription deal right now that's only $1 a month for digital and $1.50 a month for digital+print?

Big lolz at how much the literal description of an office job traumatized him.

I had WAY too much fun doing this, during which I performed way too many impressions of Paul Reubens' extended death scene(s).

Lol who tf is Jordan????

LA feels like a Gotham City shoot rn

Lol is there a record for the most reversed intercepted plays in a single game? Asking for an eagle/charger lololol.

Respect

We maaaaaay have gotten to the theater too early, but I'm not mad at the view 😆

(Creepy Bene Gesserit voice): The oil must flow

Saw Wicked then Predator: A hair toss double feature

Tryptophantasy Is this anything?

Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love. I maintain that if this had been titled "There She Goes Again" it would have slayed. (pun intended)

Lifting up my laptop dramatically: "AND MY AXE!"

Just heard a woman behind me giving life advice say "Let it Flow From the Loins" and I've already got my new years resolution lined up.

Flying to NY without my husband, so I'll just have to send him 100x the normal amount of memes to get him through my absence, I guess. Math. I'll be at the Anomaly Film Festival with my award-winning film Tether! If you're near Rochester, come see it on Saturday!! www.tethershortfilm.com

canNOT stop laughing at this 🤣

Really hoping the rest of the Dem party is learning from NYC. It's a fast, clear test case of how trying to win over horrific conservatives to endorse a Dem candidate is really really bad for actual votes.

Had the most epic time at FilmQuest Film Festival! The films were INCREDIBLE! I can't believe I was nominated for a directing award amidst all these brilliant movies! Plus there were amazing activities that had us out until 4am multiple nights. Oof! Now to recover...

Send Brenda more life

Arrived at FilmQuest ready to see some awesome genre films! So honored "Tether" is here and was selected as a one of the top 6 most recommended shorts to watch by "The Scariest Things" and plays Thursday at 5pm! Trailer: bit.ly/tethertrailer

Just a reminder apropos of absolutely nothing, when you post pictures post a screenshot of the picture to prevent there being any Metadata on the picture. Have a nice day and take a lovely stroll if the weather is good! 😁

90% pedantry is just sparkling whataboutism.

Going WHAT, WHAT edition?

Excited to announce I won "Best Director - Short Film" at the Sydney Science Fiction Film Festival for my film "Tether" this weekend!!!! Thank you so much to @sydscififilmfest.bsky.social for the honor! You can watch the trailer for Tether at bit.ly/tethertrailer 🥳 🥰 👨‍🚀

@legendaryfest.com was a blast and winning BEST DIRECTOR SHORT FILM was the epic cherry on top! Big thanks to @brandonwaites.bsky.social for organizing an amazing event with the comfiest movie chairs and the coolest people! Check out the trailer for my sci-fi thriller TETHER @ bit.ly/tethertrailer

On a scale from "1" to "Cruis'n Blast Car Seat" how are you mentally?

If you happen to be in TUCSON today, my short sci-fi thriller "Tether" is playing in the HorrOrigins Film Festival at the Galaxy Theatres at 2:45! Trailer: bit.ly/tethertrailer Tickets: Get a ticket for Block 16! www.filmfreeway.com/horrorigins/tickets

IT CANNOT BE PREPARED MILD

I saw this at the Chattanooga Film Festival @chattfilmfest.org and it was so fun!!!! Go see it!

While maga is thin-skinned and looking for ways to silence opponents, my pet theory is maga was realizing the Kirk story was already starting to fizzle and their narrative isn't working, so they are hoping the (justified) outrage at censoring a much more well known figure will keep Kirk in the news.

It is utterly wild how clairvoyant last season of HACKS was. 😬

Bravery is fear entering your body.

"The anti-vax movement isn’t simply a grassroots network of concerned parents. It’s an industry. It’s lucrative, selling supplements, e-books, courses and products." macleans.ca/longforms/co...

So excited to add four more film festival laurels to my short "Tether" today! Stay tuned for more exciting news! And if you're in Kenosha, Tucson, Provo or Sydney, Australia, I'll post ticket info when I get it! To get a sneak peek of the film, here's the teaser trailer: bit.ly/tethertrailer

Whenever I see RFK I think of:

Jfc, is today STILL today???

The sluttiest thing a man can do is agree that you should nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 😉 @akelacooper.bsky.social @vidiots.bsky.social

I don't get the appeal of Odysseus. He feels like the most Main Character syndromer of any main character. If there were a vote, I wouldn't vote for Odysseus for king. He knew Agamemnon lied about WMDs and took his army into war anyway. I hope he suffered all the way home.

The level to which this is now stuck in my head is extreme

Fatigue!

That's a wrap on the 21st annual Oscar-qualifying HollyShorts Film Festival! What an awesome ride with the most impressive, wonderful people! We have more festivals coming up to announce soon!!! Watch the teaser trailer for my film Tether here: bit.ly/tethertrailer

I started following a witch on IG who gives... "advice"

Made a new friend at Midsummer Scream. He kept asking how I feel about cotton candy.

For anyone who missed my short film "Tether" screening Sunday night at the Oscar-qualifying HollyShorts Film Festival, you can still catch it online until August 24th! bit.ly/tetherbitpix #filmsky #scifi #festival #filmfestival

The premiere of my film "Tether" was a packed house of almost 500 people!!! Incredible! Proud to say when the big action sequence started, I heard a guy behind me whisper "Oh, shit!" The film is still available via the online version of the festival until August 24th: bitpixtv.com/orders/custo...

I can't wait to see my film "Tether" play at The Chinese in the Oscar-qualifying HollyShorts Film Festival! August 10th, 7:30pm. Thank you so much to all the wonderful people who made this film with me! Trailer: bit.ly/tethertrailer Tickets: bit.ly/tetherhollys... BTS: www.tethershortfilm.com

Horror short