60 year old divorced mom of 3 talking about how she needs her man to be a little mean to her. now, Gizzy… #RHOP

She’s not interesting enough for reality tv and she’s not sophisticated enough for this group. The girl doesn’t even know where Panama is. She didn’t give anything as a friend last season and she’s a chop as a housewife. Sympathy and Mederma is why we’re stuck with her. I’ll say it - CHOP! #RHOP

Meta has issues every 6 months. They keep laying off their best engineers or what?

the flight deal hasn't come through for me since i got a $500 flight to the seychelles. come on, man

i am operating on 4 hours of sleep. I am barely in this realm right now

Fall in Sonoma Valley 🍁🍂

Today is not Friday?

Why tf am I going to work in person today? I wanna stone Amazon heads who are influencing the rest of tech to force workers into the office unnecessarily.

Time to bring the fleece-lined everything. It’s cold 😭

🦁🦁🦁

Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm. Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Drake is such a bitch, my gosh.

he’s gonna announce a summer tour after the superbowl and I’ll be first in line ☝🏾

this Kendrick album 🔥🔥🔥

This better be the FINAL season of the Marks family on my gotdamn screen. #rhoslc

I wish you would question me about a trip me and my husband paid for! Absolutely tf not. #RHOSLC

Heather is such a loser. just say you’re threatened by Bronwyn because she came into your circle and is well liked by your friends. #RHOSLC

Britani is so pathetic 🤣 Are you not embarazzzzzzed? I would be so embarrassed omg. #rhoslc

Bronwyn, you damn right! It’s her fucking credit card, the fuck. Heather is only upset because she missed out on a real luxe vacation. #rhoslc

whoever did Meredith’s hair did an awful job. #rhoslc

Absolutely HATEEEE

You all let Heather think she was HBIC because she said texts, screenshots & receipts over dramatic music lol. Meanwhile, last week’s episode was extra enjoyable without her. #rhoslc

So bronwyn and Todd, how long y’all think they still have until *that* announcement? That man was lecturing her like she was a petulant teenager. A SCHEME SET UP BY TODD! #rhoslc

Heather and Lisa are really unlikeable this season. #rhoslc

Dave Chappelle was funny last night.

So let me get this straight, we are discussing paternity of the child, Mia’s abortion, this fake blended family and all this yelling and screaming with the kids in earshot. This is such a low vibrating plate. Where is coach stormy? #RHOP

not too loud!

Netflix announces Beyoncé will perform at halftime for the Texans-Ravens game live on December 25

Beyoncé and her overnight surprises 😨

Sunset in the City

Proud of Miss Nigeria making it as runner up of #MissUniverse. Her journey was mad but you see when it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be!

Should I create a carnival twitter feed as well? Hmm 🤔

If you see this post, post your Renaissance fit:

Watched AP Bio today. It’s funny 😂

echo chamber me.

The Sign The Face

who else is from Cameroon? I created a feed just for us so we can find each other ❤️ just search “Cameroon” in the feeds.

I love a good chuckle 🤭

so where is #carnivalsky? Let’s build this community brick by brick lol

Insecure needed 2 more seasons to round out the stories fully. That final season was rushed.

Love thisssss

I didn’t realize winter was here until this week! lol it’s been spring weather all fall!

Ah this makes sense. He was real nervous to get his face hit.

this Jake Paul kid is only 27? That’s a haggard 27 chy

SOUTH SIDE

Take this back to the bad place pls

I’ve been walking on my walking pad everyday and I feel my glutes tightening already. I love it.