I’ve been neglecting my account on here 🫣😭

oh, Karen….

Jacqueline is such a loser. I’ve never seen anyone more excited to be humiliated #RHOP

TJ in LA, while Staci is practicing celibacy in Potomac: #RHOP

2nd date, and Ashley is sitting on that boy’s lap while chugging a Corona. such a lost cause 😕 #RHOP

you can tell the girls are having fun this season #RHOP

Gizelle has a TYPE, which is exactly why it was so ridiculous that yall were so eager to tussle when ppl were saying her relationship with Jason last season was fake #RHOP

60 year old divorced mom of 3 talking about how she needs her man to be a little mean to her. now, Gizzy… #RHOP

I like Keiarna, but that Goyard luggage doesn’t look real 🫣 #RHOP

it better not be more than one part.

Toya IS being messy questioning Apollo, but I don’t blame her because what else is there to talk about when it comes to Phaedra? not married to medicine, adds nothing to the group dynamic, no personal storyline. #Married2Med

Heavenly is nasty and crazy, but she raised good kids #Married2Med

I was waiting for Sweet Tea’s season 2 glow up and it doesn’t look like it’s happening. youngest in the group, but presents the most matronly 😕 #Married2Med

I’m glad Eugene is pivoting career wise because you could tell that working in the ER during Covid really took a toll on him #Married2Med

aww Avery is Toya’s twin #Married2Med

I feel like Quad trying to prove something by parading this new man showering her with gifts #Married2Med

Bronwyn saying “whew chile” throws me off every single time 😭 #RHOSLC

only Jacqueline could make Issey Miyake look cheap 😕 #RHOP

Robert Sr needs to get his old stubborn ass on the first flight from Vegas and come rally around his wife and kid. old stupid ass man #RHOSLC

I’m in shambles right now. this level of vulnerability from Robert Jr, Mary expressing her concern without any judgment. I really hope he gets all the help he needs, that’s Mary’s heart 🤧 #RHOSLC

this convo is too much, I can’t 🤧 #RHOSLC

mixing Adderall and Xanax. Robert Jr… 😕 #RHOSLC

so you identified that Mary’s behavior recently is unusual, but instead of reaching to her and finding out, you decide to play the victim, paint her as the aggressor and bad friend, and then purposely exclude her from your event. Meredith, don’t piss me off #RHOSLC

soaking, jump humping, hot dogging…. Heather is never beating the “good time girl” allegations I fear #RHOSLC

Britani has a humiliation kink, she enjoys getting whacked by the girls in this group #RHOSLC

Meredith is a miserable, pill popping mess. all alone in her rented home, husband always out of state for “work”, kids out the house living their lives, and she has nothing remotely interesting going on. get a hobby, girl #RHOSLC

Mary said “since we’re on the topic of manners and etiquette, Meredith, let’s talk about how you have none” 😭😭 #RHOSLC

I’m not even sure why they casted Meili as a friend of this season #RHOSLC

Erika wants a scandal to be brewing in their lives and for them to have to live it on camera and get publicly dragged the way she did when Tom’s fraud and embezzlement became public. I honestly don’t think Garcelle or Sutton lead scandalous, juicy lives. what you see if what you get.

y’all complain about Tr*mp supporters and then, in the same breath, will stan Larsa. the math…. #RHOM #WWHL

a doctor having a mid life crisis and starting a singing career sounds like a nightmare to me #Married2Med

I would never trust Phaedra to be my lifeguard #Married2Med

another season, another new house for Toya and Eugene 🤭 #Married2Med

Cecil was in the Freaknik doc, so you already know he was in the streets in college #Married2Med

fatherS…. Mia is playing a nasty game making her son’s paternity a storyline and deserves to be cursed out every time she does it #RHOP

TJ seems nasty and rude. Stacey, girl run! #RHOP

Gizelle is not feeling Mia this season, and I fear she’s gonna be her next target 😭🤷🏽‍♀️ #RHOP

a pregnant woman on #SummerHouse …. don’t piss me off

does Brooks even care about this??? Meredith is pointlessly fighting because she doesn’t have anything else going #RHOSLC

Meredith knew exactly what Mary meant but decided to victimize herself anyways…. and it backfired #RHOSLC

Meredith, put down the pills and come back down to reality with the rest of us for a second. #RHOSLC

here comes Meredith (after being mute the entire lunch) bringing up Brooks again… #RHOSLC

making Heather think she’s the nucleus of the group is part of the problem. a side character thinking she’s the main character #RHOSLC

“Because it was my goddamn credit card” exactly #RHOSLC

WHACK EM AGAIN, BRONWYN. gave these ungrateful bitches an all expense paid trip and they’re complaining about coach seats for an hour flight #RHOSLC

she gave that “receipts, proof, timelines” speech about Monica last season, and has been delusional ever since 🤭🤭 #RHOSLC

wait I’m kind of gagging. Britani didnt even know they went on a cast trip?! 😭😭 #RHOSLC

I’m not sure who’s pissing me off more… Heather in this white turtleneck or Lisa in this ugly ass turquoise jumpsuit #RHOSLC

Mary is not letting go of that “I grew up poor too” comment 😭 #RHOSLC

Lisa is so basic and can never deviate from what she’s comfortable with. Breakfast at Tiffany’s themed brunch, and you’re in a turquoise jumpsuit… #RHOSLC