Some might say this storm is producing a bit of lightning (Franklin Elementary, West Allis, Looking WSW) #WIWX #Lightning @lindseyslatertv.bsky.social

Not a lot of lightning with this storm so far but managed to catch one bolt in West Allis #wiwx #lightning @lindseyslatertv.bsky.social

Nice clear front coming in to West Allis (84th & Beloit) a bit ago. #WIWIX

This feels like a morning I could put down about 20 Mickey waffles.

@bsky.app added notifications and I can MUCH more fully transition to this app now, yay!!! Thank you!

Hell yeah

Costco blueberry muffins go unreasonably hard.

The older I get, the more I believe that organized religion is the worst thing that’s ever happened to the world.

Why is gauze so F’ING expensive???

If I were a grade school teacher I would proverbially dunk on my students SO HARD.

I’m so fucking tired of it being so windy.

Alright, let’s go @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social !

Does anyone else wonder if Natalie Portman used to build forts as a kid and then call herself Natalie Fortman?

If anyone is looking for b day gift ideas for me I start here.

Whenever I really need to crank some work out I turn on “Vegas” by The Crystal Method and pretend I’m the techie guy in a 2000’s heist movie hacking or programming something and I get. shit. done.

@lindseyslatertv.bsky.social @samkuffelwx.bsky.social Hail in West Allis @ 8:05am (between Lincoln and Becher) #WIWX

Not now PapaJohns, I’m not in the mood.

Spectrum-Zedd > Animals-Martin Garrix

I’ve been to Agusta before. I’ll bed they’d let me in the course if I asked real nice.

My soul is craving a sunny 70° day.

Just cracked in to my first #MontuckyColdSnacks and this beer may be the textbook definition of sessionability.

*me at Costco* “Man, if only there was some agreed upon method of walking down a side of an isle or in a door.”

Can this work day please end dear god it’s been hours.

In a meeting that’s using the word “penetration” far too much for my immature ass.

Guys I just remembered it’s still Lent.

I feel like you can judge so much about a restaurant by their patty melt.

Every country should structure its legal and regulatory systems as a series of traps that guarantee someone like Elon Musk would end up in prison before he ever got rich

Pretty sure my boss was in a wiggle-mouse meeting all day if you know what I mean.

Too Didn’t Long Read

Do not disappoint the personified thumb.

Hotel juice and a toasted English muffin goes so hard.

If your breakfast burrito don’t have potato in it I don’t want it.

Everytime…

This is the superior dipping/scooping pretzel, I won’t be taking any further questions.

I miss Tumbleweed restaurants so bad.

I love the sun. I LOVE THE SUN.

The rate at which I can, have, and will continue to consume candy hearts is alarming.

Wisconsin Spring Primary West Allis Ward 10 9:05am Ballot 10 #GoVote

Omg my kids Wubble prolapsed

What’s the over/under on this weekends #SNL50 special being good?

#MKESunrise #ValentinesDay

The mf who invented maple syrup was goated fr.

@lindseyslatertv.bsky.social you should help Mr Mark Baden set up a BlueSky since it seems he’s still locked out of his Twitter account.

It’s great when you go in for an annual check up with a slight cold and they tell you they need to test for Covid and Flu (it was *not* that kind of cold) and you get a bill for $300 dollars for a test you didn’t ask for.

Bluesky needs post alerts for accounts. Someone help if they’re there and I’m overlooking them.

Listen my 401k made $0.11 today so I don’t want to hear about the economy being bad.

My 1996 era brain could not fathom a 22TB drive, much less two of them for $700

Me hanging on to the weekend. #GoPackGo

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