The NES and SNES had some concave buttons, but it seems a convex spherical curve is the standard shape for game controllers. But what if they were paraboloid shaped, or off axis, either from each other or in one direction? Or a skewed crescent shape? Different heights? Get creative, designers!

IMO, operating systems should have a dictionary, phonetic pronunciation guide, thesaurus, and atlas and Thomas J. Webber’s Pocket Ref, all easily accessible in a context menu anywhere within any content you see on screen, instantly without the need for internet. And I’m gonna ramble about why

I wanna invite dudes to my house who have this kind of sexual energy

I’m bout to be in your pants like a ferret

The reflections are fun lol better when you squint your eyes

These are my Shakespearean Dutch children, Tooby Arnot Tooby, and Datiz DeKwesjen

Oh wow why haven’t I heard this before

Cum (4 gallons)

See the arrow next to the gas pump icon on this gauge? Many people don’t know that it’s telling you which side the gas door is on

Can’t decide if I wanna rewatch 12 Angry Men or 2 Angry Men (The Lighthouse)

If my life flashes before my eyes I’m gonna be like “that’s a lot of Mario 64”

Things that I want on phones that no one else is asking for Haptic feedback screens that allow you to feel texture and resistance 3DS style glasses free screen It can somehow levitate at any point in space relative to you and your phone follows you like a ghost so you don’t have to hold it up

I think I’ve had a loss of my sense of smell gradually over the last few years. I’ve gotten tested for Covid many times but never tested positive in my life. I think the popcorn machine at my old movie theater job killed my nose.

I keep up with the news, I watch it every day, but boy do I wish doomscrolling wasn’t a thing everywhere. I miss the message boards and my friends on IRC chats. I’m desperate to find a neutral zone that’s somewhat peaceful online. I can’t do this doomerism all day

Wait is Batman a ninja

Let’s dig up his grave and use him as a puppet and pave over his grave and make it a parking lot, let’s make a movie, a tv show, a video game, a plushie, a cryptocurrency, let’s remake it, reboot it, reimagine it, I am evil, i want money, i will subject the dead to the four stages of simulacra

Me trying to read something: “…slap my tummy??” *puts on glasses* “Ohhhh it says soap looks yummy. Wait that’s also weird”

Here’s the link to cancel disney plus help.disneyplus.com/article/disn... Disney movies and much more are freely available at your local library

I’ve never been in a watersports orgy but it reminds me of the beginning of Zoolander where all the male models are having a gasoline fight and spraying gasoline on each other but they’re treating it like it’s just a fun time with the bros

“Peace on Earth” by David Lynch

I don’t want immortality but I do want to be able to stop time and not age during the stopped time

I’ve always loved how you can hear Marlon’s voice at night in Twilight Princess and I hope they reuse those samples again in the future Zelda game

Wish my voice sounded like big bird

Best joke I’ve heard this year Two guys rob a liquor store. One takes a bottle off the shelf, looks at his crime partner and asks, “is this whiskey?” He responds, “Not as whiskey as wobbing a bank”

“I like the folding phones because I like slamming it shut to hang up on someone!” Bitch aint nobody calling your miserable ass

While I do like the idea of bringing the virtual boy back, I think instead of it being a Switch 2 accessory, it should have been a standalone unit with games preinstalled, like NES/SNES Classic consoles.

What does the inside of cosmic’s head sounds like when he’s bored and mentally stimming at work? Often something like this

Imagine you have a hat that you personally think is ridiculous and ugly, like some Dr Seuss nonsense. But everyone else in the world thinks you look extremely attractive when you wear it, would you wear it?

Leaving a speaker outside that plays creepy scary sounds so that the mocking birds near my house will make scary sounds all the time to deter burglars and for Halloween aesthetics

Does there exist a famous bug? Not a famous type of bug, but a single particular bug that was famous

The Aldi shopping cart is such a great deal. 25¢ and you can take it home with you. And refunding it is as easy as returning it to any aldi location.

lol

Oh my god, I just discovered this exists. I’m going to try to find a box of this before halloweens over lmao

Me: “hmm I will use bing to see if anyone on Reddit has a recipe for homemade Cracker Jack” Bing: “these results do not contain the words “cracker jack.” It’s sort of like what you asked for, except it’s random hardcore pornography instead. Hope that helps!”

I’m so old and online that I remember when I was in high school, Arin Hanson from Game Grumps was like this

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Do you cum here often?

X audience doesn't like it As expected

well??

What Flavor is your Fursona?

This shit ain’t nothin to me, man

Love the new splat emoji 🫟

Damn have you tried going back to the algorithm you were using when you worked?

It’s that time of the year where kids are at the mall sitting on Bin-Laden’s lap telling him what they want for 9/11 this year

I remember being home alone as a kid before cell phones, and it started storming hard and I turned on the weather channel and it was playing this scary music that sounds like jrpg boss music and i was even more scared lmao