ballsucking is so HOTT aaA~😍🥴🦇

Feed me gummy bears like you’re a muse feeding a Greek ruler grapes

I want to have sex with the cartoons

redrew a sketch from 3 years ago of one of my favourite tumblr posts #art

“Illegals?” Brother this rock is only so big

Whaaaaat 4k Blu-ray players are still $300? They’re just trying to make me justify a ps5 or something

Now all I need is a Switch 2 and a Heineken and a blowjob

Wolf Riku (they put bugs in him) #art #furry

Decided to upgrade my Sony Bravia and oh my god jesus christ fuck are you serious with the fuckin Dolby Vision and shit look at how big it is fuck wow

sweeping floor barefoot, then washing my feet, then sweeping, then washing my feet, over and over until I don't have to wash my fee

ok so proper respect, I ordered a tv from Sony and two days later it's here, in the middle of nowhere in Arkansas on a pallet in my living room

Daily bunny no.3208 just learning to fly

horse man meme

This looks like a job for the big heavy metal scissors

Order a liver Get an email that says it will be delivered soon Nooooooo don’t de-liver my liver

Every time I get in trouble at work or something my old fallback is to just play dumb and be like “I thought it was allowed” or “didn’t know I couldn’t do that”

Clocks Nintendo made in the 70s

Normally I get every Nintendo console at launch but I’ve been patient with the Switch 2. Saved up and bought a new tv for it. Then I’ll order the screen protector and as card, and once I’m all set I’ll go to the store and get a switch and a pro controller :)

I wanna doordash me a blowjob

if my tv actually gets delivered tomorrow im gonna go eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

very stoked about the little knick-knacks Nintendo's been making. Thankfully this one is a lot more affordable than the alarm clock lol. It's funny because this, again, is sort of an alarm clock, almost like a cuckoo clock. Nintendo used to make a few clocks in the 70s actually.

Sleeping naked, freedom, vulnerability. Sleeping clothed, restrictions, security.

Every year the tradition goes: before we ask ourselves “will the groundhog see its shadow”, we ask “will Ted Cruz see Cancun?”

I cum outside so my cum gets evaporated and becomes part of the weather systems and some day a big water droplet made of the water evaporated from my cum will splat you right in the face, making you gayer

A Blob is a thick liquid, a glob is a soft solid, but when you fart? Thick gas. The technical term for it is a “plob”

I’ve never ordered anything directly from Sony before, and to their credit my experience so far has been good, those motherfuckers are like “FREE SHIPPING 🤑, ITS ON A TRUCK NOW 🚛 WE WILL CALL YOU ☎️ AND ARRANGE AN APPROPRIATE TIME ⏰ AND DATE 📆 AND DISCUSS LOGISTICS 📈🧮⚖️ IF NECESSARY”

Ya dig?

I had the greatest political argument moment of my life today. Me and a coworker were bickering over The Green New Deal and at one point he claimed I didn’t know what was in the bill. I happened to have a copy of it in my bag when I read it on a plane lmao

worst possible curse, I enjoy water coloring, I do not enjoy my art and I don't enjoy learning to get better lol but I really need to at least sit down and watch a few YouTube vids on watercoloring I think

really ready for the dumb dumb era of politics to be over with so we can focus on shit that matters like green energy and maximizing human rights, reparations, good wages, housing land back, food, clean water, medical care, education, welfare and so on

I'll never be able to find it now, but I distinctly remember there being a video of the King of the Netherlands showing something on his phone to Prime Minister Mark Rutte and they both giggled at it in the middle of a Trump speech at the United Nations

tv shopping sucks. No matter what model tv you watch a review on, bitches are sayin it's shit. It's only when you're spending 3k that people stop complaining. I gave up and just went for ol reliable, another Sony Bravia

Cackling madly at the line “eat a hamburger and go to bed” I don’t know why it’s so funny to me but I might use it in a comic

“What was your childhood like, cosmic?” Flashback dissolve Me as a young boy: “mom I got a c in math” Mom: “good job son eat a hamburger and go to bed” Flashback undissolve “Eh, picked up some bad habits but can’t complain”

"The World Ends in the Background" goes hard actually, sounds like the title to a New York Times Best Seller, or a Zizek book at the college library

ah fuck lemme buy a tv first, I wanna play a new animal crossing while the world ends in the background

There is a Venn diagram of things that are gross and things that feel good and they overlap a concerning amount. mostly its when things leave your body. Picking boogers, earwax, popping pimples, pooping, peeing, cumming. imagine it happening all at once lmao disgusting but feels amazing probably

sorry no comic, I tried to draw one but ehhh not used to the new paper, didn't finish lol MUCH BIGGER PAPER though, and a nice vertical 4:3

man, went and checked. The SD Card on my Switch 1 pretty much has 512gb of games on it. So when I get Switch 2, I'll have to delete some of my Switch 1 games :/ I really like having all that shit on one device

1 TB MicroSD Express cards are $330? you gotta be shitting me! I'll have to settle for 512 GB, damn

Me begging the world to actually value artists and the zines/comics i make

I have a website and have made 12 webcomics now, how many more do I gotta make until I can say I’m a webcomic artist? Like 20 more, right?

Considering doing some work with cel paper like old cartoons, posca in the back for paint, pigma brushes on front for ink

Higher effort comics to come, just gotta buy more paper, and I’m thinking of trying pigma brush pens. Thankfully the comic doesn’t have an established look yet, and who knows if it ever will. I’ve got too many things I wanna try lol

"I Ripped my Winkle"

"Napkin"

Grim Reaper: “ok so here’s the situation, heaven is still heaven, hell is still hell. But hell has air conditioning these days. And heaven got rid of the nice kitchen and it’s just a continental breakfast now. So you pick whichever you think is worse because you sucked.”

It’s weird how rarely I get laid despite how hot I am