People still doing RGB lighting on their computers? Gay lmao

Cauliflower? Aw gee I dunno can they text instead?

picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account

When I was a kid I cried once because I thought the trick rabbit was sweet and should be allowed to have some trix

“Polly want a cracker?” -A stereotypical phrase associated with communicating with parrots “Poly want a cracker?” -My pickup line when I hit on throuples

So I’m not sure if this has been pointed out before, but compare the ‘70s Monchichi dolls to modern Labubu dolls and you tell me if it’s a coincidence

I think a company like Betty Crocker should lean in to the fact that people use their products to make weed brownies. Make a mix that has these two properties: -add powdered egg and oil, so it’s “just add water” for when you’re feeling lazy -flavor designed to mask weed taste

I thought I was living in the moment but it turns out I was just having premonitions of flashbacks and there’s some sort of temporal deviation in my existence that makes setting the clocks for daylight savings time very confusing. Thank god it’s Friday

Man, the internet used to be mostly nerds with commonly shared interests. But every year since the nineties it’s just gotten progressively more toxic and illiterate. The tipping point was when old people figured out how to use facebook.

You ever getso drunk c uh vnhb vacant jeep your euro open

I’m Professor Penis Scientist and I’m here to suck dick and do science and I’m all out of science

guess who’s drunk

Watching an ad for a 1 min long short film that’s 1 and a half minutes long because I’m an idiot

Remy is seducing this carrot, but there is no straight way for a dude to fuck a carrot, confirming that Remy is gay

Me: “Google, what’s the difference between a French omelette and an American omelette?” Google: “WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW, ENABLE LOCATION DATA I NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW, EXACT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE”

Drives me crazy that The Pokémon Company won’t rerelease their Game Boy games on Switch 2 or hell even mobile, given they’re probably among the most emulated/bootlegged/pirated games of all time. Like, they don’t even have to be on NSO, they could sell them separately. Why leave money on the table?

If you didn’t already know, there is a switch on your ceiling fan that controls the direction it spins. In the winter, you should switch it to clockwise and spin at the lowest speed. This recirculates the warm air that rises to the ceiling. The switch is on the housing below the blades

Ok I’m gonna say it I’m gonna say it I’m gonna say itMETROID OTHER M WAS ACTUALLY GOOD

Specifically getting drooled on. Not spat on, although that’s nice too. But being drooled on. Aw yeah. Write it down just in case you ever meet me and you wanna impress me, just drool on yourself and me. I’m sorry I’m like this

Yknow, just drooling everywhere? Like guys just drooling all over the place? Spitting in your mouth and licking and slobbering your face and getting it all over the both of you? Not vore, just wet slobber?? Does that not push a button in your brain like it does for me?

Feet fetishes are cool but Im way into mouths (especially big drooling mouths and/or overbites.) I think it’s odd that my fetish seems less common than feet. You never just see someone and go “I wish they were drooling all over themselves like a fool”?

People don’t talk about how good this game was enough and it pisses me off. RERELEASE PLEASE

“I don’t care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!”

I love this so much. Honestly I feel like Fox probably gets along with Slippy more than anyone else, total bros

Oh my god the chickens are so damn cute

Discovered this album this year and Apple Music says it’s my most listened to album lol it’s already a decade old, no idea how it eluded me

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Barbaric with Babish

l like sans serif fonts as much as the next guy, but l think we should make an exception for the capital Ietter l because it looks so much Iike Iowercase I that you didn’t even reaIize aII ls and Is in this post are swapped and you could onIy teII if you copied and pasted it in a serif font.

But THIS however, is the best scene in The Matrix: Path of Neo on PS2

This is the best scene in Enter The Matrix on PS2

Can anyone recommend good movies that are episodic but have an overarching theme of self-actualization? Something like Bambi or Pinocchio, but it doesn’t have to be animated or family friendly

Larry The Cable Guy is in a studio right now recording lines as Mater from Cars for Kingdom Hearts IV, I claim. Larry The Cable Guy is recording lines about keyblades, heartless, and Xehanort, says I. Donald Duck is a Volkswagen Beetle, Sora is a Mazda and Goofy is covered in wood paneling.

Grinch cock or Santa Claus pussy, which are you going for?

Rochester? I hardly know him!

"You'll never be able to stop my Totem Marowak!" My devious Brionne:

The Grinch That Didn’t Steal Christmas Dude: “yo everybody it’s the Grinch!” Grinch: “I’m *A* Grinch, not *THE* Grinch you stupid asshole! I had nothing to do with all that shit!” Dude: “o shit sorry”

I know Mario has a cameo in Punch-Out!! but I just realized that means the referees on the box art are Mario

Damn, Aftyn almost pulled it off. Couldn’t imagine this a year ago. I dunno maybe the accelerationists are onto something. If there’s suddenly this much of an appetite for lefty candidates in this country, what will it be like another year from now?

Bill Maher has the fakest audience of all fucking time

I love how Xerox pioneered personal computing by pretty much inventing the GUI in their research lab, then management was like “this has nothing to do with making photo copiers, what a waste of time and resources” and now no one under 20 has even heard of Xerox

Made this forever ago, probably still holds true largely, my top 40 albums

One of my fave Freudian slips