Happy pride from Porygon everyone. This was a real conversation.

I made fries and fry sauce

This cute mofo toasts, it roasts, it broasts, it space ghost coast to coast, it draxxes and sklownstes, it does French in Canadian and European

I bought a little oven thing and I wish the little manual explained what exactly the machine does differently when set to these settings

The N-SYNC boys coming up with the name of the band: “Hmm, how about N-SPIRE, like inspire?” “Nahh…” “Hmm… How about N-CEST” “No but you’re closer on that one I think”

Recording people coming down from anesthesia and posting it online is actually really not cool, imo.

Sticky Sweet Chunky I love peanut butter for the same reason the whole damn neighborhood loves your mom

I dunno about this blunt rotation

Cookin with that anime mayo

Funny, you call them “smart” glasses, but you’re an idiot douche???

Really sad to see the second year in a row where all the pride events in my town are canceled

I once hallucinated on drugs and it was just me and Abraham Lincoln. I was like “weren’t you shot?” And he was like “yeah :(“ we listened to animal collective together

Cum bigger and faster and more often

I love mixing hot peppers with horseradish in cooking. It’s spicy up my nose and in my entire mouth. Put it on a sandwich, babyyyyyy

This is the most interesting thing happening in my life right now

I’m almost out of raspberry jam, which means I get to buy a new jar of jam tomorrow. I was thinking strawberry jam this time… or perhaps even marmalade??

The next 3D Mario game will most likely have cutscenes with Kevin Afghani voice acting Mario. But it’s gotta be different in a lot of ways, right? What does a 3D Mario game look like in a post-Mario movie world?

Ice cold flan 🤤

How do all these secrets keep getting out!? I always share my secrets in my favorite secret-sharing place, by the grapevine where no one’s around!!

Took a shit so huge I had to lay down after lol I feel incredible

If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be?

My fat ass at the charcuterie table eatin all the hors d'oeuvres while not interacting with anyone at the secret society masquerade orgy party. They just unmasked Tom Cruise so im sneakin out the back door with all the cheesecake while everyone’s distracted

Photo of a tiger I took when I was in high school

I’m like Eeyore, depressive but fuckable

Hey just letting you know if you have an overbite I think that’s kinda hot

whenever i see people gloat about how they "don't use references" for art i just think about this bit from sam and max

Love making outfits for my sona sm

Always love the anticipatory animation of yoshi rearing his head back before sticking his tongue out. He’s practically throwing his tongue

“Arrrg… SpongeBob, you’re scarin’ away me customers. Try not to look so… on-model.”

If we’re gonna call people with male body dysmorphia “Looksmaxxers” can I stop saying I have depression and refer to myself as a “Bedmaster”?

It’s not as exciting as a rocket blowing up, but what if instead that money was used for buying all the kids in America a nutritious and enjoyable meal every day?

Susan Kare's 1989 wallpaper for Microsoft?

I wanna see more games designed with no HUD whatsoever. I don’t need all these little meters and so on

Listen there comes a time where you gotta grow up and admit 11 is the best banana

oh my god im finally so fuckin old that the news is pandering to me and telling me my farts smell good 🙄 horrible

I fuckin love Kyle Kulinski

It’s weird to me that there’s never been an RPG made of SpongeBob or of The Simpsons

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Can anyone recommend any lighthearted YouTube channels? Stuff thats just cozy or fun and isn’t negative or stressful?

“Are you into CNC” Yeah I use Computer Numerical Control machines at work actually

You said it, brother…

For sale: penis

Somehow I just know I’m going to have a nightmare tonight. Nothings going on and I’m fine mentally. But I can tell I’m gonna have a nightmare.

yay i love being purple #SG22 #ART #Mario #Vivian #PaperMario #TTYD

Blueskys the funniest shit cause if you scroll to the discover tab you'll see feral goblin shortstack porn right next to a post thats like "its your civil duty to watch Colbert"