Eileen
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She/Her. Ignoring all previous instructions and reading a book
Hey, if youāre reading this please consider going into settings and changing your accessibility settings to require Alt Text on all your pictures.
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My mom, high on morphine and very very sick in the hospital messaged me this accidental poem today
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Let āThe Fogā choose
9 days ago
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography
9 days ago
A Northern Cardinal kicks up snow as he hops along the boardwalk railing. From this angle he looks like he has tiny little wings for a Cardinal.
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Dano Loves Music
11 days ago
āCome Dancingā by the Kinks was a US #6 hit in 1983. āļøāļøāļøāļøāļø
#thekinks
#EveryHitSongEver
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You get a lot more bang for your buck if you pick a constantly employed studio player from the golden era. Iām thinking some like Flora Robson, Henry Daniell or Edward Everett Horton
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15 days ago
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andeux
28 days ago
If I had an ex whose other choices of partner were Keith Olbermann, Mark Sanford, and RFK Jr., I would not advertise that fact.
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Iām a big supporter of performative reading. Almost always indistinguishable from actual reading. A gateway activity, as it were
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Happy for these guys. Go build your city, spiders. Leave humanity behind.
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about 1 month ago
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When I was a kid there was an offshoot of the Movieland Wax Museum in Buena Park dedicated to biblical tableaux. Same vibes
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about 1 month ago
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If you ever wondered what it would be like to shit in a mausoleumā¦
about 2 months ago
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A sMaLL tReAt š¤Ŗš¤
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about 2 months ago
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I know for a fact that Iām not going to see anyone stealing food, whether or not it happens in my eyeline
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about 2 months ago
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
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about 2 months ago
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With all this deeply creepy AI boyfriend/girlfriend/family discourse, it was kind of Nick Offerman to roll in with the best possible advice.
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I find myself reminded of Gravityās Rainbow too often this year š
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3 months ago
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This is very good reading, though ācorporate and natural personsā always makes me retch a little
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3 months ago
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Sharon
11 months ago
a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
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Easy choice: D. Though Iām curious to meet the person who would choose A
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3 months ago
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Stumptown deserved a longer run
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3 months ago
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#last4albums
Post-Eno Roxy Music David Bowie The Muffs
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3 months ago
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bubbe yaga
7 months ago
gavin newsom looks like he needs to be given the explicit instruction of ādonāt eat itā every time someone hands him a baby
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I just blocked a new follow with no posts or replies who was following over 1000 people. No thanks, stranger, I donāt want you screenshotting me over in the Nazi bar
3 months ago
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If he dies Biden will attend his state funeral, which would be oddly sublime
4 months ago
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September comes in like a lion and goes out like an even bigger, worse lion, with mange and unaddressed personality issues
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When half of your resume is cop, Iām going with student/rapper
4 months ago
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Iād find it harder to explain all the pimp shit in his lyrics but I guess thatās just me?
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4 months ago
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The Thing
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4 months ago
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Up at 3am trying to down my second bottle of Suprep, hell yeah. Someone tell my teen self it does get better!
4 months ago
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This is how I know Chat GPT wonāt get me. Beyond my never using it, this shit is way too needy. Get a therapist, ChatGPT. Iām not your fucking mother
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4 months ago
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Rooting for Starship Flight 10 to do the funniest thing ever
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4 months ago
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In space, Sallie Mae canāt hear you scream
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4 months ago
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THE SEX MISSILES!
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4 months ago
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Slightly diminish a band: The Hug Pistols
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4 months ago
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I take a lot of creepshots of my cat
#catsky
4 months ago
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I think the simplest way not to get rolled by teenagers in D.C. is not to drive around trying to score drugs. Problem solved, no federal intervention necessary
4 months ago
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I canāt figure out the light source in this AI slop, unless there a nuclear explosion happening just outside
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5 months ago
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Sean
5 months ago
Listen, the reaction to the Roy Cooper announcement, basically the only chance at a Democratic senate seat in NC, is all you need to forsake talking politics on this site. There is nothing positive to gain from it.
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Noah Berlatsky
5 months ago
I know it's foolish but I do occasionally wish that this country had not capped its long history of awfulness by electing the absolute worst person in the world to a position where he could murder and immiserate millions.
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Iāll go with: 1) ferocious : McTeague by Frank Norris 2) quiet: Persuasion by Jane Austen 3) decadent: A Rebours (Against Nature) by Karl Huysmans 4) incomparable: Melmoth the Wanderer by Charles Maturin
#bqt
#bookquestiontime
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5 months ago
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Nice opportunity to revisit this tweet on the occasion of Colbertās cancellation
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5 months ago
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Unreasonably excited about having bought this album
#musicsky
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Why not nominate a progressive and then all the centrist pragmatists can āvote blue no matter whoā for a change . Come on, show us how itās done. You can practice with Mamdani
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5 months ago
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Iām going to go ahead and block the R word because Iām pretty sad to be seeing it used more often on here
5 months ago
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An object lesson in hostility to consent
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5 months ago
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Tuned in to Foundation Season 3 not expecting to see Brother Day fully entrenched in his Lebowski era
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The thing about the NYT āforgive your familyā opinion piece: he had a family member who wasnāt abusive and had never had power over him. So whatever, go surfing. Thatās not what everyone else is talking about. False equivalence is an NYT art form, practiced so well here itās almost invisible
5 months ago
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A truth the New York Times canāt handle
6 months ago
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Benjamin Dreyer
6 months ago
"The morning of June 27th was clear and sunny, with the fresh warmth of a full-summer day; the flowers were blossoming profusely and the grass was richly green." Happy Lottery day to you and yours.
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