oh that's not

wait is it someones birthday today

[ solemn sigh . ]

you are going to break your promise. i understand. and i hold my hands over the ears of my heart， so that i will not hate you.

i'll wait for you, i promise you, i will

it's way too hot for this weather . . . i'm being cooked alive ! ! uungh . . . ( 💧 )

[ shivering . ]

[ a wide smile ! letting out a huff of relief after they were done with all that , almost breaking a swear ! ] bingo ! over the years i got used to using the all my senses , like hearing , feeling , smelling -- all that stuff ! now my senses are absolutely top notch ! [ thumbs up ! ]

girls who r being hunted down for smth that wasnt even his fault ( me )

in another universe, i get to save you — you're still alive.

i was thinking back on our previous talk , gramps . you mentioned you were protecting something grand . you told me whatever you're protecting is not any of my business , and so i won't dig into that . [ ear twitching , hearing his slow approach through those rusty joints. ] but , i can hear +

[ hff . . . hff . . . tired . . . so , so tired . . . she looks like he just got out of some fight . ]

[ and with some effort , she swiftly dodged each and every blast ! seems just as he said previously , his own senses are top notch ! ] haahaa ! ~ yeah ! woohoo ! [ raising her paws up into the air with triumph , a beaming smile on his face ! no silliness has been lost ! ]

[ . . . she fell asleep sitting up . ]

that isn't a punch but okay ! [ she smiled , prepping her senses - then as the blue shot towards ryn , he swiftly dodged it . as if he could sense the exact moment it was about to be in danger range ! ] haha - ! ! again , again ! do it again ! [ his tail wagged around . long tail , still ! ]

eh . after i trained myself with my senses , i never felt the need to get all this stuff fixed . it'd feel weird to finally be able to see again after adjusting to my other senses . [ shrug ! before . . . ah ! idea for an example ! ] try and punch me ! it doesn't matter which direction ! +

nuh uh ! if i did , someone would've mentioned it beforehand because i ran around my entire life with just a short poncho on my body ! [ crossing his own arms , then uncrossing them to point at her own behind . ] i know my own butt ! and i know there's no crack there at all !

plumbers cr -- ? ! i don't have plumbers crack ! i have a tight belt , /and/ my coat would be covering it even if i did have a plumbers crack ! [ . . . lifting her pants up just in case he was correct . huff ! ] . . . i don't think i actually have a crack . you're just tricking me !

i would have . it'd be funny -- hey wait , what do my buns have to do with anything ? ! fat buns or not , it would've worked either way ! [ frown . . . then another giggle ! once again , butt humor is hilarious to her . ] i'll take that as a compliment ! you're cool , so . . . yeah !

chaos entity ? well , your experience sure is real similar to mine from what i'm hearing ! handling stuff in your mind . . . . . . except mine wasn't a chaos entity . it was the embodiment of all that i had feared . [ letting out a light chuckle at being shoved ! giggling at the +

mhm ! i'm a robot !

some ?

woah ! ! ✨ all of that in a wedding dress ? pff , i could never ! last time i wore a dress i kept on tripping on the skirt . it was miserable . 💧 [ letting out a tiny huff after kid teased him once again . this dude really loves making comments about rumps . ] it's gonna sound really weird +

a wedding dress ? what could the reason possibly be for that ? ! trying to sprint in that thing must've been real tough , if the length of the dress i'm thinking of is correct . yikes . [ tapping her own chin , thinking . ] i haven't had any humiliating outfits i've worn in fights +

you're so mean . . . ! i said in my size , you butt ! [ ryn laughed . it was clear she wasn't offended by kid's comment - instead found it quite amusing ! ] i mean , i could . it'd be really funny ! imagine fighting a dude who came to the fight in a tutu ! haha !

you're going to carry that weight for a long time.

you give me something to care for, and that's worth the peril.

oh ! [ stopping her current efforts to let kid do what he just did , before going back to taking this damn tutu off ! as instructed though , of course . ] thank you . . . i didn't even realize , haha ! maybe one day i should get myself a tutu . one that is /my/ size , of course .

[ ryn can cuss , it's not like she's a baby anymore ! ] oh , then i'm definitely not tearing it ! ! no way ! ! i'm gonna find a way to get this thing off of me without a single tear happening ! [ being blunt , it may not be possible . like kid said prior , ryn is way too chubby ! ]

damn ! just going to call me out like that , huh ? . . . wait , what do you mean you found it in the closet ? who's closet ? yours ? [ well he'd feel even more guilty if he tore something that isn't either of theirs ! still trying to carefully take it off . ] i don't wanna rip it !

hey , i can hear you laughing ! ! [ huff ! then looking down at the tutu . shrug ! ] i dunno , but i feel like if i move another inch , this thing is just going to completely tear on me . but i do like how frilly it is ! [ trying to find a safe way to take it off without tearing it . ]

well , i'm smaller than you by a little ! maybe it'll fit me better ! [ catching it as it was in the air , then putting it on herself over his own pants . . . . tight . 💧 ] . . . oookay , nevermind . that's way too tight around my waist .

sure ! i don't mind ! i don't believe it'll fit me any better but i can try !

oh ! well , cool !

what's -- what's with the tutu ?

[ eyes opening just for that brief moment when fark started speaking on what he had been told , before closing her eyes once more . looking out at the mountains over the railings , the cold nightly air breezing ever so gently pass the two . ] i have been visiting her . and i have been +

well , if i have to be as vague as possible without giving too much away about the future . . . an old friend of mine went absolutely mad and got peeved , stating i was "careless" and "unfit to be the last" for leaving my own world behind after you and spark took me in . . . . and because +

just , a lot of stuff . thinking about what's happening in my actual time , wondering what's even going on -- that , and a bunch of mental stuff piled onto that ? it's a major headache , dad . . . [ resting her chin against the same railing , letting a long sigh pass through his lips . ]

ah , well . i was just wondering if you had the time to chat for a bit ? y'know , just hanging out ? i can't sleep at all , so i just need some chat to get all this junk out of my mind . [ knocking on her own head with a gentle circular paw , before chuckling ! ] it's alright if not ! !

[ suddenly appearing behind him ? no noise indication at all that she was approaching ? like a ninja . . . ] hey , mr. fark ? are you busy ?

. . . maybe i should talk to mr. fark . that wouldn't cause too much problems with time , right ?

[ he's resting his arms on some railings , having a rare moment where his hoodie is off . . . . feeling that cold , night breeze brush through her fur - it was nice . but she wouldn't mind someone to talk to in this moment . ]

[ curled fist up to her own mouth , sniffle . . . ] oh . . . you're just the most precious thing , aren't ya ? i love your dance , lil' guy !

i feel like i'm going to cry . . . that little thing is so /cute/ ! !

ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ 6.      🫧🦭🫧 ˙9 sɐʍ ǝɥ uǝɥʍ ʇuǝɯǝɔ ʇɐǝ oʇ pǝɔɹoɟ sɐʍ ǝH

. . . ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh . . . ( ✨ )

-- ! ! [ ears perking up at the sound of them yelling and tumbling about ! she rushed over to see if she could catch them before they can damage themselves further . catching them by the second tumble ! ] i'm sorry , i didn't mean to startle you ! are you okay ?

they're playing my favorite song out there ! . . . hmmm hmm . . . hmm hmm hmmm . . . (🎵)

even as you folded your arms , i could hear your joints creak . you wouldn't even care for at least to have your joints oiled ? it's good for your movement ! [ rotating her arm around , demonstrating the positives of having oiled joints . ] you sound like a noisy door when you move , dude .