"GRATEFUL: 25 YEARS OF MUSIC, MOVIES, AND MEDICAL EMERGENCIES WITH RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" a new book by MARK JONATHAN DAVIS (AKA RICHARD CHEESE) Pre-order the eBook and hardcover book today! Arrives this summer! www.markjonathandavis.com/grateful-boo...

"GRATEFUL: 25 YEARS OF MUSIC, MOVIES, AND MEDICAL EMERGENCIES WITH RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" a new book by MARK JONATHAN DAVIS (AKA RICHARD CHEESE) Pre-order the eBook and hardcover book today! Arrives this summer! www.markjonathandavis.com/grateful-boo...

I have located Amelia Earhart's framed Malevich "Black Square" painting! maps.app.goo.gl/mk5n1ReMadr4...

Am I going to be able to enjoy Thousand Island Dressing if I haven't seen 1 thru 999 Island Dressing?

I'd have to say that Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Roosevelt are my Mt. Rushmore of Mt. Rushmore presidents.

You claim you "have no words" and yet you do have "have," "no," and "words." Please stop using this phrase. It proclaims that you are not only ignorant and lazy, but also disrespectful. If you "have no words," then go fucking find some before you post, especially when it's about dead people.

The perfect gift doesn't exi--

RUFKM duolingo?

The perfect gift doesn't exi--

Ah, this explains the $0.05 check I just received from Apple! Thanks to my fans for continuing to lounge against the machine with me. Stay swanky, RC P.S. If you'd like to support my band and buy my music, all of my albums are available at Bandcamp and on all other platforms. Link in profile.

Can't believe this was 23 years ago.

Tonight we remember our dear friend and bandleader Cleto 💙

I am sincerely glad that some people find comfort in my music when they want to forget their troubles. I love my fans. If you need help dealing with any problems, dial 988. Here's their webpage with more info. www.988lifeline.org Stay Strong, RC

SUPER VINYL SALE! THREE @RICHARDCHEESE VINYL RECORDS FOR JUST $69! SHIPS WORLDWIDE! ORDER TODAY AT HTTP://SHOP.RICHARDCHEESE.COM

HAVE A SAFE AND SWANKY HALLOWEEN! youtu.be/IfkHDlMjcXM

Just a reminder, the ONLY acceptable Halloween costumes are Frankenstein, The Wolfman, The Mummy, a Ghost, a Witch, or a Dracula.

EVIL SCIENTIST: We will use chemtrails to secretly disperse toxic chemicals in the sky! INTERN: Genius plan, sir! And you'll make them invisible so no one finds out, right? EVIL SCIENTIST: No, they will be bright white puffy streaks that literally millions of people can see daily. Next question!

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THIS FRIDAY MORNING! MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUBSCRIBED TO THE RICHARD CHEESE FAN CLUB EMAIL LIST! richardcheese.com/fan-club.html

Happy Birthday @markhamillofficial.bsky.social ! May the forksful of cake be with you! 🎂

At bedtime, be sure to turn on your Spotify player and stream Richard Cheese songs all night while you sleep, so I can earn an extra 13 cents!!! Haha just kidding it would only be 0.000003 cents. open.spotify.com/artist/74IIq... @RichardCheese #Spotify #Swankify

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NOW ON SALE! "GRATEFUL: 25 YEARS OF MUSIC, MOVIES, AND MEDICAL EMERGENCIES WITH RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" New autobiography about the 25-year history of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine, by Mark Jonathan Davis (AKA Richard Cheese). HTTP://SHOP.RICHARDCHEESE.COM

NOW ON SALE! "GRATEFUL: 25 YEARS OF MUSIC, MOVIES, AND MEDICAL EMERGENCIES WITH RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" New autobiography about the 25-year history of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine, by Mark Jonathan Davis (AKA Richard Cheese). HTTP://SHOP.RICHARDCHEESE.COM

ON THIS DAY IN @RICHARDCHEESE HISTORY 30 August 2024 - "Richard Cheese: Blue No Matter Who" album release richardcheese.bandcamp.com YouTube.com/richardcheese and streaming everywhere I am truly grateful for your loyalty over the years. Thanks so much for lounging against the machine with me. 🍸 RC

Ciao @duolingoitaly.bsky.social I really don't need you to quiz me on the Italian word for "taxi," because "taxi" is also the English word for "taxi." Questo è stupido!!!

"Unlimited international texting from home - This feature allows you to send and receive unlimited text messages to any country in the world where texting is available (except St. Helena and Wallis and Futuna)." WHAT THE FUCK, FUTUNA??

New limited-edition vinyl records! Get yours personally autographed by Richard Cheese! Only a few left! Order before August 22 at shop.richardcheese.com

New limited-edition vinyl records! Get yours personally autographed by Richard Cheese! Only a few left! Order before August 22 at shop.richardcheese.com

JUST ANNOUNCED! 2 NEW LIMITED-EDITION VINYL LP RECORDS FROM RICHARD CHEESE! "BACK IN BLACK TIE" - pressed on 140-gram "Clear Black Smoke" colored vinyl! "SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX" - pressed on 140-gram "Transparent Clear" vinyl! Pre-order NOW exclusively at shop.richardcheese.com

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FIND ME AT COMIC-CON AND I'LL GIVE YOU $1000! *I WILL NOT BE AT COMIC-CON

@duolingoitaly.bsky.social It's already in English, you idiota stupido!

Happy International Richard Cheese Day!

JUST ANNOUNCED! 2 NEW LIMITED-EDITION VINYL LP RECORDS FROM RICHARD CHEESE! "BACK IN BLACK TIE" - pressed on 140-gram "Clear Black Smoke" colored vinyl! "SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX" - pressed on 140-gram "Transparent Clear" vinyl! Pre-order NOW exclusively at shop.richardcheese.com

Happy International Richard Cheese Day!

JUST ANNOUNCED! 2 NEW LIMITED-EDITION VINYL LP RECORDS FROM RICHARD CHEESE! "BACK IN BLACK TIE" - pressed on 140-gram "Clear Black Smoke" vinyl! "SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX" - pressed on 140-gram "Transparent Clear" vinyl! Pre-order exclusively this Friday 7/11 12noon at shop.richardcheese.com

Los Angeles post-fireworks air quality this morning. Congrats, we did it!

BIG NEWS ON JULY 10! MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUBSCRIBED TO THE RICHARD CHEESE EMAIL UPDATE LIST! www.richardcheese.com/contact.html

I have located Amelia Earhart's framed Malevich "Black Square" painting! maps.app.goo.gl/mk5n1ReMadr4...

At bedtime, be sure to turn on your Spotify player and stream Richard Cheese songs all night while you sleep, so I can earn an extra 13 cents!!! Haha just kidding it would only be 0.000003 cents. open.spotify.com/artist/74IIq... @RichardCheese #Spotify #Swankify

just realized that Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' has a second titty-ha at 4:38