Ah, this explains the $0.05 check I just received from Apple! Thanks to my fans for continuing to lounge against the machine with me. Stay swanky, RC P.S. If you'd like to support my band and buy my music, all of my albums are available at Bandcamp and on all other platforms. Link in profile.

Can't believe this was 23 years ago.

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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

Tonight we remember our dear friend and bandleader Cleto 💙

I am sincerely glad that some people find comfort in my music when they want to forget their troubles. I love my fans. If you need help dealing with any problems, dial 988. Here's their webpage with more info. www.988lifeline.org Stay Strong, RC

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TODAY: Don't BOO... VOTE! ✅ CA: YES on PROP 50 ✅You poke the Bear, the Bear bites back! NJ: MIKIE SHERRILL for GOV. ✅ VA: ABIGAIL SPANBERGER for GOV. ✅ GHAZALA HASHMI for Lt. GOV. ✅ Let's All Stick Together & #StickItTo_tRUMP!!!!!

HAVE A SAFE AND SWANKY HALLOWEEN! youtu.be/IfkHDlMjcXM

🚨 America isn't "divided." Divided implies that there was once unity between left and right. That's false. 80% of voters align with liberals on abortion, guns, free speech/religion/press, civil rights, anti-fascism, etc. 80/20 is not 50/50. The MAJORITY is not and NEVER was divided on these issues.

🚨 Remember: Their #1 priority above all else is white supremacy. They will NEVER care about decency, empathy, morality, ethics, civility, fairness, laws, justice, or truth. Tariffs? Child separations? Bombing boats? Pardoning criminals? Dictatorship? All good, as long as they get their racism. 🚨

Just a reminder, the ONLY acceptable Halloween costumes are Frankenstein, The Wolfman, The Mummy, a Ghost, a Witch, or a Dracula.

New: In a backsliding democracy, ‘public mobilization is the guardrail’ open.substack.com/pub/diplomat...

Fighting evil has always been, and will always be, a full-time non-stop everpresent obligation and duty for all good people. "This too shall pass" only happens because good people stay in the ring and fight the fight. To quote the wise, respectable Republican statesman George W. Bush, bring it on.

Just did a decency check on myself, and I passed. Sen. McConnell is one of the most vile, despicable, dishonorable, corrupt, bigoted, anti-democracy assholes in American history. But I find no joy in seeing him in frail health or falling on the floor. I *refuse* to become cruel like them. 🏆✊🇺🇸

EVIL SCIENTIST: We will use chemtrails to secretly disperse toxic chemicals in the sky! INTERN: Genius plan, sir! And you'll make them invisible so no one finds out, right? EVIL SCIENTIST: No, they will be bright white puffy streaks that literally millions of people can see daily. Next question!

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It is necessary, vital, imperative, urgent that tens of millions of Americans fill the streets this Saturday October 18 for the #NoKings peaceful protest. We MUST show up in massive, astonishing, intimidating numbers, in every city. If we fail, this regime will be emboldened to oppress us even more.

This regime is changing the laws (via the cooperative SCOTUS) so that the criminal things they are doing are no longer criminal. They are simply legalizing their illegality. Authoritarianism is already here, right now. And it won't be stopped by "laws," because there isn't "rule of law" anymore.

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They're not going to accept the results of the next elections. They'll declare martial law, invalidate the election results, and Congress and the Supreme Court won't stop them. They're not going to allow a peaceful transfer of power. They're not going to leave office willingly. Prepare for this now.

🚨 Remember: Their #1 priority above all else is white supremacy. They will NEVER care about decency, empathy, morality, ethics, civility, fairness, laws, justice, or truth. No, they won't see the light and have a "come to Jesus" moment. They don't believe in any of that. There is no saving them. 🚨

POST VIDEOS OF YOU SINGING KARAOKE -- but instead of the regular lyrics, sing "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES" for every line of the song!

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Happy Birthday @markhamillofficial.bsky.social ! May the forksful of cake be with you! 🎂

At bedtime, be sure to turn on your Spotify player and stream Richard Cheese songs all night while you sleep, so I can earn an extra 13 cents!!! Haha just kidding it would only be 0.000003 cents. open.spotify.com/artist/74IIq... @RichardCheese #Spotify #Swankify

The fascists won control of the government because their supporters were unified, and they showed up in massive numbers on election day, and they voted "red no matter who." To get pro-democracy humans back in power, we must unite and vote "blue no matter who." That is the ONLY WAY to win elections.

I just spent $84 on antacids, and that was only because they didn't have enough in stock for me to spend $127 on antacids.

When you say anything publicly that gives voters a reason to not vote for Democratic party candidates, YOU ARE HELPING REPUBLICANS WIN ELECTIONS. If you want to reform the Democratic party, do it in private. Email/text/call. But publicly, democrats/liberals/progressives must be allied and unified.

Trump is planning a crackdown on anti-conservative thought and speech to cripple the opposition and rig the 2026 elections. If you want to support Democracy Docket's pro-democracy mission, now would be a great time to sign up. hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0 Thanks, Marc

Stop treating the Washington Post and New York Times as if they're still pillars of journalism, as if someday they'll resume ethical reporting. That ship sailed, permanently. They're now no different than FoxNews, NYPost, or NewsMax. They sold out. Don't even quote them. Stop normalizing propaganda.

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ON THIS DAY IN @RICHARDCHEESE HISTORY 30 August 2024 - "Richard Cheese: Blue No Matter Who" album release richardcheese.bandcamp.com YouTube.com/richardcheese and streaming everywhere I am truly grateful for your loyalty over the years. Thanks so much for lounging against the machine with me. 🍸 RC

September will be horrific. They've implemented cruel, violent, totalitarian policies, and since no one has stopped them, they will now go further. Annexing countries. Dissolving congress. Killing politicians, judges, citizens, children. Ending democracy. You have been warned. Prepare for this now.

Ciao @duolingoitaly.bsky.social I really don't need you to quiz me on the Italian word for "taxi," because "taxi" is also the English word for "taxi." Questo è stupido!!!

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I hope you had a nice summer, because next up is the fall of American pluralistic democracy. Read a history book. Right now they're deploying to cities and arresting protesters; next they'll jail journalists, take out politicians, cancel elections, and end representative government. Prepare now.