At bedtime, be sure to turn on your Spotify player and stream Richard Cheese songs all night while you sleep, so I can earn an extra 13 cents!!! Haha just kidding it would only be 0.000003 cents. open.spotify.com/artist/74IIq... @RichardCheese #Spotify #Swankify

The fascists won control of the government because their supporters were unified, and they showed up in massive numbers on election day, and they voted "red no matter who." To get pro-democracy humans back in power, we must unite and vote "blue no matter who." That is the ONLY WAY to win elections.

I just spent $84 on antacids, and that was only because they didn't have enough in stock for me to spend $127 on antacids.

When you say anything publicly that gives voters a reason to not vote for Democratic party candidates, YOU ARE HELPING REPUBLICANS WIN ELECTIONS. If you want to reform the Democratic party, do it in private. Email/text/call. But publicly, democrats/liberals/progressives must be allied and unified.

Trump is planning a crackdown on anti-conservative thought and speech to cripple the opposition and rig the 2026 elections. If you want to support Democracy Docket's pro-democracy mission, now would be a great time to sign up. hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0 Thanks, Marc

Stop treating the Washington Post and New York Times as if they're still pillars of journalism, as if someday they'll resume ethical reporting. That ship sailed, permanently. They're now no different than FoxNews, NYPost, or NewsMax. They sold out. Don't even quote them. Stop normalizing propaganda.

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NOW ON SALE! "GRATEFUL: 25 YEARS OF MUSIC, MOVIES, AND MEDICAL EMERGENCIES WITH RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" New autobiography about the 25-year history of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine, by Mark Jonathan Davis (AKA Richard Cheese). HTTP://SHOP.RICHARDCHEESE.COM

ON THIS DAY IN @RICHARDCHEESE HISTORY 30 August 2024 - "Richard Cheese: Blue No Matter Who" album release richardcheese.bandcamp.com YouTube.com/richardcheese and streaming everywhere I am truly grateful for your loyalty over the years. Thanks so much for lounging against the machine with me. 🍸 RC

September will be horrific. They've implemented cruel, violent, totalitarian policies, and since no one has stopped them, they will now go further. Annexing countries. Dissolving congress. Killing politicians, judges, citizens, children. Ending democracy. You have been warned. Prepare for this now.

Ciao @duolingoitaly.bsky.social I really don't need you to quiz me on the Italian word for "taxi," because "taxi" is also the English word for "taxi." Questo è stupido!!!

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I hope you had a nice summer, because next up is the fall of American pluralistic democracy. Read a history book. Right now they're deploying to cities and arresting protesters; next they'll jail journalists, take out politicians, cancel elections, and end representative government. Prepare now.

"Unlimited international texting from home - This feature allows you to send and receive unlimited text messages to any country in the world where texting is available (except St. Helena and Wallis and Futuna)." WHAT THE FUCK, FUTUNA??

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE DAY THEY ANNOUNCE THAT ELECTIONS ARE CANCELLED? BECAUSE THAT IS THEIR PLAN FOR 2026. I KNOW YOU ARE BUSY, BUT WE ARE IN A SERIOUS, DANGEROUS CRISIS. YOU MUST PROTEST AND SPEAK UP AND STAND UP NOW, *BEFORE* THEY DECLARE THAT PROTESTS, FREE SPEECH, AND DEMOCRACY ARE ILLEGAL.

New limited-edition vinyl records! Get yours personally autographed by Richard Cheese! Only a few left! Order before August 22 at shop.richardcheese.com

New limited-edition vinyl records! Get yours personally autographed by Richard Cheese! Only a few left! Order before August 22 at shop.richardcheese.com

The ONLY thing that matters to them is the racism. They LOVE the racism. They don't care that tariffs raise prices, that Medicare/Social Security are cut, that temperatures/storms/floods are getting worse. They are willing to vote against their own best interests, as long as they get their racism.

JUST ANNOUNCED! 2 NEW LIMITED-EDITION VINYL LP RECORDS FROM RICHARD CHEESE! "BACK IN BLACK TIE" - pressed on 140-gram "Clear Black Smoke" colored vinyl! "SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX" - pressed on 140-gram "Transparent Clear" vinyl! Pre-order NOW exclusively at shop.richardcheese.com

Please visit richardcheese.com to read an important message from Richard Cheese.

Here's what you are talking about: Sydney Sweeney's jeans Here's what you should be talking about instead: 🚨Violent abductions of human beings from our streets by masked government agents 🚨Denial of due process and civil rights 🚨Concentration camps being constructed in U.S. cities FOCUS!

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FIND ME AT COMIC-CON AND I'LL GIVE YOU $1000! *I WILL NOT BE AT COMIC-CON

"If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?"

@duolingoitaly.bsky.social It's already in English, you idiota stupido!

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Happy International Richard Cheese Day!

JUST ANNOUNCED! 2 NEW LIMITED-EDITION VINYL LP RECORDS FROM RICHARD CHEESE! "BACK IN BLACK TIE" - pressed on 140-gram "Clear Black Smoke" colored vinyl! "SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX" - pressed on 140-gram "Transparent Clear" vinyl! Pre-order NOW exclusively at shop.richardcheese.com

Happy International Richard Cheese Day!

JUST ANNOUNCED! 2 NEW LIMITED-EDITION VINYL LP RECORDS FROM RICHARD CHEESE! "BACK IN BLACK TIE" - pressed on 140-gram "Clear Black Smoke" vinyl! "SUPERMASSIVE BLACK TUX" - pressed on 140-gram "Transparent Clear" vinyl! Pre-order exclusively this Friday 7/11 12noon at shop.richardcheese.com

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Los Angeles post-fireworks air quality this morning. Congrats, we did it!

BIG NEWS ON JULY 10! MAKE SURE YOU'RE SUBSCRIBED TO THE RICHARD CHEESE EMAIL UPDATE LIST! www.richardcheese.com/contact.html

I have located Amelia Earhart's framed Malevich "Black Square" painting! maps.app.goo.gl/mk5n1ReMadr4...

At bedtime, be sure to turn on your Spotify player and stream Richard Cheese songs all night while you sleep, so I can earn an extra 13 cents!!! Haha just kidding it would only be 0.000003 cents. open.spotify.com/artist/74IIq... @RichardCheese #Spotify #Swankify

WHEN IN THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS, IT BECOMES NECESSARY FOR ONE PEOPLE TO DISSOLVE THE POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAVE CONNECTED THEM WITH ANOTHER, AND TO ASSUME AMONG THE POWERS OF THE EARTH, THE SEPARATE AND EQUAL STATION TO WHICH THE LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURE’S GOD ENTITLE THEM YES I'M YELLING.

just realized that Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' has a second titty-ha at 4:38

Dear Fans: I'll be off BlueSky until further notice. For music/merch/info, go to richardcheese.com. The violent assault on our rights is here and it's real. Posting memes won't stop it. It's time to stand up and take action. Less social media, more fighting fascism. Stay angry. RC