btw namseok is my favourite duo in the stand-up fic I can’t wait to show you even more of them (I cried when I came up with their story)

Chapter 2 of the stand-up fic is finally here! Let's get to know JK as he moves into his new apartment, delves deeper into the wonderful world of comedy, and enjoys some spicy time with his old(est) pal. 👀 archiveofourown.org/works/606786...

yoonkook mothman series by @shelfie.bsky.social (listen y'all. this is SUCH a delight. paranormal cryptid shenanigans! grumpy yoongi who is whipped for jk! ot7 friend group! humor! feelings! easter eggs! True Love!!!!! read it!!!!!) archiveofourown.org/series/2446726

I loved this!!

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reminiscing on all my yoongi tour clips and damn I hope whoever SDL is has a great day today

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Predebut namgi

I love visiting my hometown bc I can thrift a pair of brand spanking new Yoongi shoes* for like 30 bucks *gay Vans

i don’t wanna work today i wanna write standup fic smut

hi i took a benadryl earlier and just realized that i could be referring to myself as “older than Sin” shoutout to yoonjin love those guys

i need to spend more time here bc people on twitter are ascribing morality to whether or not someone saw a weverse notification

the stand-up fic isn’t about namseok but damn. damn.

“Up” (Olly Murs feat. Demi Lovato) wasn’t in my top 5 because I didn’t fly anywhere this year lol

I realize I said Taehyung should play Dorian Gray, and I stand by that, but also what about Magic Mike

adds: “tae is a BEAST” to the stand-up fic 🫠

why do the people who are sick and coughing and blowing their nose on the bus always choose to sit directly next to me, the only person wearing a mask on the bus ??

i can’t believe i’m about to write a tight 5 about microwaves when i should be writing jokes for MYSELF

spent 20 minutes on the phone explaining to a whole admin assistant how they can save an image from an email instead of SENDING ME THE PDF OF THE ENTIRE EMAIL TRAIL we need old-timey boring computer classes back pls i can’t teach another youth how to right-click-new-folder i can’t

The Ghoul Boys 🧵 This is the original thread of my thoughts surrounding my #yoonjin (and eventual #ot7) au that combines two of my favorite things: Bangtan and BuzzFeed Unsolved. You can read the first chapter here. #btsfics

worked on chapter 2 of the stand-up fic today! lots happening already, and this time we get to see it through jk’s eyes! i’m so glad i remembered how to write lol

very specifically wanna read a namjin arranged au rn but I’m having trouble finding one, any recs?

GO READ AND SUBSCRIBE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING

i looked so cute for my birthday yesterday but the best photo i got was this one 😹

alright she dropped the cheesecake Holy sh*t, Kim Namjoon is single. 🐥 siren fem jimin 🐰 wide-eyed newbie jk 📌 aka the stand-up comedy fic 📌 non-traditional love triangle 📌 co-ed tannies 📌 queer as hell themes 📌 more explicit than you think 🔞 archiveofourown.org/works/60678643

I guess I should probably make a fic post for this 😈

uh oh i dropped the cheesecake archiveofourown.org/works/60678643

oh ya girl is definitely dropping the stand-up fic tonight, hell yeah

marriage pact au except it’s me marrying min yoongi when i turn 34 tags: y/n, best friends to lovers, happy birthday to meeee

no bloons here but hi I’m older!!

turning a new age in a couple hours… I don’t mind getting older, but I am a little attached to the number 33 lol. next favourite number is 37 😅

i can’t believe karyn is writing a fic exclusively for me and no one else (just kidding but omg HELLO this is my catnip)

FIC QUESTION: If the fic is a sexual partner free-for-all, but there are definite endgame ships, how would you tag it? Especially if the mystery is part of the fun? Like do you need to know the final pairings before you read a fic? Can I tag as chapters happen? Would love your thoughts.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took! (photography isn’t my passion but min yoongi is so here ya go)

had to repost the og stand-up thread here… please understand that characters in the fic may differ!!

having gotten very into my local comedy scene, here are my various headcannons about the tannies as stand-up comics:

my pet peeve is when someone posts a fancam with a caption like “POV you’re the greatest songwriter of all time” and then sets it to song not written by that person

now I’m in the zone and instead of working I just wanna write chapter 2 of the stand-up fic (gotta get that jungkook pov moving 😈)

All Bark and No Bite 🟢Yoonkook 🟢Explicit 🟢9k 🟢Meet cute 🟢Getting together 🟢First dates 🟢Yoongi gets chased up a tree 🟢Definitely rips his pants 🟢Jeon Bam loml 🟢They are just very soft and cute archiveofourown.org/works/34936294

i mean this with all the love in the world but how do we know it’s jin drifting in that video???

continue your wip. i promise there are people who care and love your story. ask your friends what they think, promote your own work and don’t be ashamed of it. we are our own biggest advocates. and most of all, have fun because it’s your story and you can do whatever you want with it. 💙

sooo would anyone like to beta some porn (aka chapter one of the stand-up fic)? I don't need a full beta, just a readthrough for clarity/notes/if I missed anything (in return for an IOU obviously). approx 10k words, wildly explicit, and co-ed (mostly f/f) if so, please dm me!

It's 2026, you're somewhere seeing BTS for the first time on that tour. They're all going to do ONE song from all their solo works. What are your choices? Namjoon: Groin Jin: I’ll Be There Yoongi: Polar Night Hobi: More Jimin: Like Crazy Tae: Love Me Again JK: Seven

working on tags for the stand up fic lol

honestly idk if the 🐻🐥🐿️ smut i just wrote should be allowed to exist at all, but it certainly cannot be in the first chapter of the standup fic. right? right??

hold on… THE WICKED MOVIE IS A TWO-PARTER? THEY’RE DOING A MOVIE MUSICAL IN TWO (2!!!!!) PARTS ??!!!!!! WHAT

i need to remind myself that the standup fic is gonna be seven chapters and they don’t all need to be a zillion words long

soooo I need to make a pinned but also… how are people dealing with reposting threadfics on here?

I think I need to do a sleep study bc ya girl is not doing great blehhh

had to bring one of my favvv bangtan moments to boraskyline 🥹