According to the doctrine of Original Sin, these Christians aren’t innocent. Dumbass Hegseth needs to brush up on his religion.

Happy Halloween!

Threatening to murder cops for enforcing the law. But it’s Antifa that’s the terrorist organization.

Fuck your groceries. Ballroom! It’s official. Frank booth is president.

One of the most popular memes of the last decade is the Mitchell and Webb ‘Are we the baddies’ meme, and progressives are pretending not to know what the totenkopf is. I call bullshit.

They’re tearing the White House down, and the Lincoln Memorial will be next, replaced by Jefferson Davis, and if not him, Hitler. It’s happening.

ANTIFA is tearing the White House down!

About that Trump ai video of him flying a “king trump” fighter jet and dropping bomb after bomb of shit on Americans, can you imagine if Obama… no, never mind, no one can imagine that.

They say they love Hitler. They display swastikas in their offices. But don’t call them “nazis.” It’s inflammatory.

Remigrate the GOP to Germany circa 1933.

Bring back All in the Family

Pretty as a picture.

Nobody’s paying me to despise the orange flatulent pig in the White House, but it is my dream. Come on George, monetize my enmity.

The United States has declared war on reality.

When Trump says an American city is burning to the ground, it’s projection. He wants to burn it to the ground.

All terrorism is left wing terrorism because right wing terrorism is official state policy.

Trump: Make Crops Rot Again

Trump: Make Farmers Poor Again

“Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.” ~ Unsourced but often attributed to… drum roll… Mark Twain

If the only way to save democracy is by dumping piles of cash on it, then it was never a democracy to begin with.

They say to stop demonizing ICE. Maybe ICE should stop dressing up as demons, and then we can have that discussion.

Anybody else have a variant of a The Coasters song stuck in their head? Charlie Kirk. He’s a jerk. That Charlie Kirk. He’s gonna shot for heresy. Why all these Groypers always picking on me?

Has MAGA started fucking their feelings yet or are they still pretending to care?

Trump on Biden: “Biden was always a stupid guy. A mean son of a bitch. Not working out too well for him right now. So, when you start feeling sorry for him, remember he’s a bad guy.” Now replace “Biden” with “Charlie Kirk.”

The question now is will the murderous thugs of the Trump regime Epstein Tyler Robinson or Jack Ruby him?

I’m cancelling Disney Plus and Hulu. Once the final episode of Alien Earth airs, that’ll be that until, if ever, they overturn their decision to fire Kimmel for daring to call out the regimes cynical and dangerously violent use of a man’s murder. The GOP are criminal pigs, unrestrained and unraveled

I made this in jest because I’m finding it hard to believe that a text message exchange would sound like a Jane Austen novel written by a cop. Completely Believable Text Message Theater - sound up.

PEACEMAKER SPOILER! The other dimension likely arose from a horrifically violent, meta-human lead, slaughter of civil rights’ political proponents and marches. That helps to explain why rock & roll exists there instead of only “the wet sloppy sounds of fucking your sister,” in the words of Adrian.

It is now only a matter of time until S. Korean filmmakers basically remake Hostel, but the bad guys will be the government of the USA.

Fox & Friends this morning:

How did I know it wasn’t a liberal who killed Charlie Kirk? Because none of us gave a shit about him.

There is no end to the right wing’s violent rhetoric against the left from Rush Limbaugh, “I tell people don't kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus - living fossils - so we will never forget what these people stood for.” To the titles of Ann Coulter’s books:

Dear Charlie, Brave unenlisted civilian defender of our second amendment rights. Thank you for your ultimate sacrifice.

The Department of Lethal Warfighters who Fight Kickass Wars and Have Big Dicks

Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193. Hope that helps.

The legacy of the Trump administration will be written on the tombstones of unvaccinated children. The cemeteries will tell the story.

It will come out. Big Balls was probably trying to buy a threesome with the two fifteen year olds who kicked his ass. An asshole that calls himself “Big Balls” is sure as shit guilty of something.

CA, pass Stand Your Ground. Free firearms for immigrants now!

In honor of the love-in between two disgusting murderous pigs in Alaska.

What happens when a homeless veteran in DC decides to go full-blown Rambo on the town?

Parrot

It will come out. Big Balls was probably trying to buy a threesome with the two fifteen year olds who kicked his ass. An asshole that calls himself “Big Balls” is sure as shit guilty of something.

What the fuck is a fucking “mutual?” Fuck off with this bullshit English already. Do you mean “friend?” Do you mean fucking “acquaintance?” Quit writing like an idiot.

Science will not be repealed. Reality is indifferent to denial. Thank for your attention to this matter, now fuck off.

Some dudes would rather start a nuclear war than release the Epstein files or talk about their jobs report

Machine without genitalia ranks genitals.