Everything Great About Violet

Tavris shippers will go to Hell when they die.

@wrkncacngirl.bsky.social release the flight logs post haste

I wouldn’t wish learning jazz guitar parts on my worst enemy ngl

Good News for People who Like Bad News is a great album if you haven’t heard any other Modest Mouse album from before then.

The kinda sex they were having in 80’s power ballads

I am an author from Israel and this is my book

My theory about the name of Her Loyal Condescension also being the Betty Crocker is that “Condescension” is a double entendre wherein it both means big business treating you as less than human/just like The Condense and conglomerates being a bunch of companies condensed together

pay closer attention to photos of donald trump, you can just barely see the ghost of jeffrey epstein hovering over him at all times

not even kidding The Toxic Avenger (2025) might be the worst movie ive ever seen.

Now that I think of it… I have a very complicated relationship with Eminem. The Slim Shady LP is really good and perfectly toes the line of edginess and is just really good musically/lyrically. (Cont.)

WE, yes WE, are all shipping Vriskdave

RB3 look out there’s an ugly bitch right next to you

transbian t4t is the realest form of romance

I hope they get through the second half of Homestuck fast cuz I need to know what’s up with this gay horse guy

You’re 6 inches into Porrim and the Condense is 6 inches into you. What direction are you going?

Me after I’m done with Porrim:

The Peggle Fandom is dying, reskeet this skeet if you wanna get pegged by a cute girl you meet at a bar an hour ago.

The heat is indiscriminate and rough. It does not love you. It simply beats down upon you and makes you suffer. Meanwhile, the cold wind caresses you with its sharp embrace; blessing you with its malevolent grace.

I love Down In It. I wish Trent Reznor would’ve rapped more.

It’s gonna be a maze

estrogen couldve saved her

Why is there so much Algebra on the Yahoo Answers bot

It’s called nine inch nails because Trent Reznor likes nine inch nails (pemis) in his but

Can’t believe I’m so bored I’m doing algebra for fun But the first one is n = -16 (1/8 n =-2) I’m convinced the second one is impossible because after you combine like terms, it becomes 1/2y = 4 + 1/2y

Lunch

Just heard someone say “…whacking his shit, to pictures of camels”

Whatever old YouTube blah blah blah youtu.be/k3V2VCB6jXk?...

I fucking hate sore throats because you have no idea what caused it and it feels like absolute shit 24/7

Crazy how I haven’t made a good song (or really completed any songs) since the August of 2024

FUCK AGHHHHH I LOOK LIKE THE GUY FROM TRAIN

the intro of Holiday in Cambodia has genuinely ruined my day

Hot tip: don’t puke on yourself on the city bus.

Dih

Black Ops 3’s multiplayer is fun but it sucks that there’s only like one (1) single multiplayer lobby on team death match at any given time

notice how you can only use the galil on the terrorist side in cs source?

They need to release this upd8 ASAP I AM TWEAKING!!!

It might start snowing next month :)

Peak knows peak.

[Q] Are you generally nicer to short/small people? I feel like everyone is nicer to me, and I'm immune to their anger *^o^* [A] No. I like to kick shorter people. I kick my brother all the time. [2011]

the urge to boot up the unofficial homestuck collection and just continuing is so fucking strong but i must stay strong

having to come up with lyrics and sing is honestly worse than torture by having your testicles electrocuted