Sometimes you just wanna watch anime while a cute nerd sucks your dick. Isn’t life about enjoying things? 🤓

It’s a cheeky day.

Forgot about this slutty Pokémon look I did… I should do more slutty cosplay looks… but also I should get Pokemon ZA…

Went to open Sniffies for the first time in ages and they pushed me to use more SFW photos which I support cause I’m big on face pics myself even when cruising but it flags all my pics with my shirt off as having text in them cause I have a tattoo with writing in it hahahahaha. TECHNOLOGY.

So horny. Please help.

Dramatic angles

I don’t need bad boys in my life, I need more good boys… cause Good Boys get Good Dick… 👏👏👏

Having a bad mental health day (week? month? lol.) but it is still Fat Cock Friday and I wanted to keep traditions alive so I took this before I hop in the bath…

Haven’t been taking a lot of dick pics, have a quickie!

Hooked up with a fuck buddy I haven’t seen in ages in the sunlight of one of the last nice days of the year and now I’m having Panda Express…

First slutty photo of 36. I’ve really been letting the pressures of body image in the gay community get to me lately and that’s just so not healthy… so I’m just leaning back into loving myself twice as loudly again. If others can’t see it. That sucks. I do it for me. 👏🤭

My favorite picture of my bulge ever…

“With that dick I’m sure EVERYBODY wants you” and sir I can assure you after existing in this community for a very long time, that is FAR from the truth lol. Woof, I think I’m done doing those kinds of parties for a very long time. I can feel unfuckable at home for free. 😮‍💨

It’s crazy to me to post a picture of yourself at a party YOU threw, with like 20 people in it, and there’s zero diversity in your friend circle… like… holy shit you live in CHICAGO… please make like a SINGLE friend that’s not a cis man with a beard. Please.

It’s me… famed teenaged New Zealand pop star, LORDE. Ya ya ya.

Got a trim today and shaved for my costume tonight … dare I say I look like an adult? 🤣🤣🤣

What’s your favorite scary movie? 😈😈😈

It’s my birthday tomorrow so here’s a quick pic of me in my favorite birthday outfit… And yes I do accept gifts. (Cash tips and nudes and sexual favors are welcome lol…)

It’s my birthday this weekend, who tryna sit on this face?

Met a sexy Italian man and then made him come, as is the custom in some places… @beefyitalian.bsky.social

In my feral f-slur era. Just horny and snuggly and all the things…

Got to stretch big bro @justanicecock.bsky.social open all over the room. Check it out on our fan pages!!!!

@robinxpierce.bsky.social truly has the best “getting fucked” face… 🥵🥵🥵😍

When I share this picture it means I’m horny and I need someone who wants to take a whole lot of dick…

Met a sexy Italian man and then made him come, as is the custom in some places… @beefyitalian.bsky.social

Recently got to show Perfect Blue to a friend and goddamn that movie is so fucking ahead of its time. Came out in 1997 and it’s got thoughts and ruminations on parasocial relationships with celebrities decades before Twitter and social media made it vogue.

Been letting the hair grow out before I go get it colored again. It’s so funny how many people don’t recognize me IRL without colored hair.

Girlboss’d so hard in my hyperfixation that I somehow ended up in the (albeit mostly small) right-leaning side of the MTG fandom? Which is a CRAZY sentence to type out…

Girlboss’d so hard in my hyperfixation that I somehow ended up in the (albeit mostly small) alt-right section of the MTG fandom? Which is a CRAZY sentence to type out…

It’s been over a month since I had sex last and I just really need to plow someone senseless again soon… VOLUNTEERS?!?! 👀👀👀

my toxic deckbuilding trait is that every deck is a typal deck if you have a nice chair

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Went to a slutty Magic the gathering draft last night, in between rounds we had a second draft that was all slutty fake Magic cards that had contests and perks on them… I love our silly/horny community… 🤣🤭

Ahhhhh the joy of spending your night with a man you want who doesn’t want you… I feel like I should give up on dating. It’s never worked out for me and it just always leaves me… out in the cold it feels.

To see this dick and more it can do, I’ll remind you that I have both an OF (onlyfans.com/clausenomixxx) and a JFF (justforfans.com/clausenomixxx) I’m cute, affordable and have some fun collabs coming up. 🥰

lol yup, 16 decks in my regular EDH rotation… with a few more in the build face right now lol. I may have a problem. 🤣 And yes, I know, a Universes Beyond commander hates to see me coming…

It’s been over a month since I had sex last and I just really need to plow someone senseless again soon… VOLUNTEERS?!?! 👀👀👀

Come give me a kiss.

Finally organized my Commander decks and I have 16 completed decks (as in get played regularly now)… plus a handful that are in the “build” phase or rebuilding phase once I figure out what I wanna do with them … I think I just really enjoy deckbuilding yall lol.

You should watch @adjectiveotter.com and I have some really hot steamy good times together… it was a blast… I do love me a furry man.

Just kicked everyone out after the Friday night magic session and now I can reward myself with lounging around in my underwear lol.

Might have to start testosterone therapy because my levels are abnormally low for my age… waiting for confirmation tests, but basically my doctor said I should get into weight training to help boost my levels as a support and it’s like… is she trying to make me a himbo?

All rise.

When bottoms would find out I was a drag queen after I dicked them down up sideways left and right… (and they’d come back anyway…)

Miss being buried in a furry hole… it’s been too long, somebody bend over 😈❤️

Really want to build a Magic deck that’s just all cards that serve cunt severely… GIRLBOSS TRIBAL.

Fun fact it takes about 3.5 fruit roll ups to cover my fat dick… THE MORE YOU KNOW. 🍭🍭🍭

I don’t need bad boys in my life, I need more good boys… cause Good Boys get Good Dick… 👏👏👏

Love to rub my cock on other big ol dicks… who got something I can rub on? Or who tryna take both of these?