📲: Womp womp.

Opinion Article! If you aren’t sure about a joke, do the world a favour and don’t tell it.

"That bad a shift huh?"

"High strung?"

"The trip isnt my idea we might need to check with Majjy, but I bet he'd say yes."

"Thought that was Steamboat Willy that was public..."

"Leave him alone, you mouse trap..."

"I bet he'd love if you joined us."

"Well hello there, I'm hanging with Majjy here."

He quickly jumped on behind him with a nod. "Sounds like the forest right before the poison swamp, easy to get turned around."

"Take me with you! I don't know the way!"

"Sounds fun actually."

"...I'm scared..."

( i can't help it , i'm a cutey guy . )

Is there nothing left? Isn't there any more LOVE in there??

"People wonder why I only hate my gramps and CERTAIN grunts. If things were different yea..."

"Gramps has gone quiet...."

"I could help with the Grunt issue... if you want."

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔬𝔣 ❤️ & 🔄

@dropofblood.bsky.social "Hello Mr. Stabby."

"Mr Stabby is here."

He yawns some, its been a long day.

"And who knows what other pokemon they harmed that badly..."

"Yes she is, and I'm hoping to take my place as a champion, deal with /HIM/ and find dad..."

"I am still going to look up to her."

"Yea its a new thing, just going to respect it."

He lifts his hand up some. "She...doesn't want to be considered my mom anymore..."

"After all I've dealt with? Of course...."

"Of course they arnt! If they just sit back it might be time to re evaluate their battler spot..."

"Yea, but knowing it hurts the pokemon...."

"Is this about Rocket? Cause she is gunge ho about kicking all their asses

"Its cruel if you ask me....."

"Why is Majjy fighting Leaf?"

"Aunt Leaf, you have the same magnetism."

"𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚!" | #KIRBYRP | #NINTENDORP | #SMASHBROSRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP | #SFW | #NSFW |

"That is a very rare thing."

"Children are not just THINGS that belong to their parents! Pokemon are not just THINGS that a trainer can do whatever they want to." -Crack/Serious -Semi Literate -SFW only! Age: 11 ❤️ & 🔄 ?

"Been hoping to see you again, you seem so nice."

"Hello!"

He nods and gets a wipe from his inventory and wipes his hands down. "Thankfully thats a naturally occurring poison, so any antidote shout help a lot of people in the future."

"I sense a disturbance in the force..."

He finds it and withdraws it, it was a bottle filled with purple water. Quickly he moves to offer it to her with no hesitation. "It is slow acting and takes a while to hurt a person if all they do is stand in it."

He hit the gem on his X-ceiver and starts looking through his inventory. "I think I still have a bottle of water from the poison swamp, was gonna hand it over to a scientist but doubt they could do anything with it."

He sniffs the air. "Is that from what ever poison is hanging around? It smells like a route back home."

"Might not trust gramps personally, but so far I know a few of you, who, if things were different you'd all would be seen as heroes.."

"He even protected me before my relationship with gramps was confirmed to you all... He isnt half bad...." He smiles to her.

"Even Mr Stabby.... Proton... won't let that happen I bet."

"I keep hearing about this uncle Garnett of mine, maybe best to talk to him about it..."

"Doubt he is as evil as my grandfather... if your father tries to interrupt things it might get messy for him..."