I like running a quiet little blog anonymously

GO KNICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your team can be in the NBA Finals too, you just need to elect a socialist mayor first

Stephon Castle should shave his head for game 3

Saving another post that I’ll never look at again

🏀 #NBAPLAYOFFS MEGATHREAD 2026 NBA Play-In Tournament part one

LaMelo just whacked WCJ in the head and SVG ignored it. When he grabbed Bam’s ankle they ignored for a while too. LaMelo is getting special treatment

in january, larry nance jr wore an anti ICE shirt to a game and it made me think about the complexities of “being nice,” how niceness has changed the nba, and its place in the world today. so, i talked to the nicest guys in the league about it

April 9 is #LocalNewsDay! Bay Area alt-weekly journalism shouldn’t just be something we’re nostalgic for — it should be thriving, pulsating, alive!! So for today only, you can get your first month of COYOTE for only $4 (usually $8). 👉 www.coyotemedia.org/local-news-day — offer ends April 10.

WEMBY X OG

I finally made a newsletter, signup if you want my drawings in your inbox once a week: buttondown.doublescribble.com

LeBron James and I are the same age and with him it’s like “When will he retire?” and for everyone else who graduated high school our year it’s like: “We will never be able to retire.”

DUREN X WEMBY

Art imitates life

MAXEY

Radical Left; What if no one ever had to starve? Radical Right: What if I could execute people who are annoying to me?

abolish ice now available with 100% of proceeds going to "stand with minnesota" organizations 💜 shopbanner18.com/products/abo...

Grabbing the Chinese food in the passenger seat with my right hand like a baby as I abruptly stop at a red light

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 34-22

"Every day, I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable." - Victor Wembanyama says about the killings in Minnesota Via DonHarris4/X

Larry Nance Jr., forward for Cleveland Cavs

Tyrese Haliburton is a real one

If you lick the phone screen then it gives you the customer support phone number

Poor woodpeckers, they all have CTE

CBS News with Tony Doodoopill

Effective altruism is so easy to debunk, just bring up all the people hoarding hand sanitizer and toilet paper in 2020

LeBron dgaf

Brittney 🌙 Griner @wnba.com #phoenixmercury

A’ja 🌏 Wilson @wnba.com #lasvegasaces

Paige 🗒️ Bueckers @wnba.com

Angel Reese 😇🪽 2025 WNBA Regular Season #angelreese #chicagosky @wnba.com

Read my new NBA column about how Nikola Jokić shaves his armpits and why SGA rolls his shorts higher than A’ja Wilson

Go Knicks!!! #basketball #nyknicks #nbaplayoffs @nba.com

The Fall of Denver (2025) #basketball #denvernuggets #nuggets

Wemby 2024-25 season pt. 1 #basketball #victorwembanyama @sanantoniospurs.bsky.social

Laker Luka

Ja Morant, Andrew Nembhard, Myles Turner, and Pascal Siakam #nba #basketball #grizzlies #pacers

Jalen Duren and Evan Mobley #nba #basketball

Charles Barkley and Shaquille O’Neal

Shai Gilgeous Alexander, Russell Westbrook, and Peyton Watson

LeBron James and LeBron James Jr.

Nikola Jokic and Daniel Gafford

I made a free NBA character font—check it out at the link: drive.google.com/file/d/1jeNN...