just finished listening to @kathyburke.bsky.social memoir. desperately needed and refreshing piece of writing right now. a reminder of what’s actually important in life 🤍

just wanted to share a lovely picture of my dinner (spicy tomato and chickpea orzo)

Checking in on MechaHitler

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

we dressed up as mark and helly for Halloween

God sunshine feels so far away rn

Is there anything more British than getting a national express coach to a family Christmas lunch on a day when there’s a massive storm tearing through the country?

Massive away win for the little fella.

few pictures from the weekend

TIL when people got bitten by rabid dogs in the late 1300s/early 1400s a “cure” was thought to be plucking a roosters anus and then hanging the rooster by its wings and putting the anus over the dog bite so the anus would suck out the disease

we’ve all done our festive washing machine clean and filter drain then?

Describing my top 5 crushes

Ketchup

she’s interested in my toothpaste

my dogs have started recognising when I say ‘hey Google can dogs eat…’ and come to the kitchen whenever they hear it

my GP was so patronising on the phone today, we’re a proper country again!!

poking my girlfriend on Facebook to keep the magic alive

I made this a while ago and I stand by it

This threatening email I got from Lime the other day is starting to make more sense! Even though it didn’t flag any issues with my parking at the time!

she smelled a treat

good thread

just watched i saw the tv glow

Jimmy Somerville, magnificently telling the LGB Alliance to get it up em.

desperately wanting to be killed by a tree because of woke

desperately wanting to be killed by a tree because of woke

late contender for best album of the year?

what’s nice about getting lots of reposts on bluesky is that I don’t fear for mine or my family’s lives when it happens

Those four goals Spurs got yesterday were unreal

Greyhounds should be laying down on their beds wearing cosy pink pyjamas when it’s cold instead of racing

last 4 watched with twisters being my 200th film of the year!

In completely related news, The Red Shoes is on telly today and is probably the best riposte to “desaturated realism is essential for audiences to suspend disbelief and lose themselves” you could find.

what did you do on lunch? I rescued a baby parakeet

well there goes my day

when did haircuts get so expensive? Having to part with £100+ so my bonce looks semi presentable for two days feels like I’m being robbed

love being an adult

I feel like I’m developing a nut allergy later in life. Every time I eat almonds my lips and eyes get itchy and my throat feels weird 🤔

me and my gf have started watching old cartoons on our bedroom wall and it’s my favourite thing at the moment

I love their love ❤️

i love sounds and images

yes I guess you could say I am a gamer

bringing one of my favourite tweets of all time to bluesky

realising that you just have to follow some nice and cool people on bluesky for it to be good

great book

cat on the tube

trying to shift habit and mindlessly scroll bluesky instead of the fash app 👋

having a nice time off btw