One time I went on a date with a girl who lived in Williamsburg and only talked about herself and crypto the entire time. We went back to her penthouse and it was so bland it looked like a stock photo so I left 15 minutes later cause I wanted to go play cube

That's the kind of girl that makes you wish you played a little magic the gathering

Titty fuck your subconscious

I love cu b e <3

The grooves of the brain are just cum gutters for a sapiosexual like myself

Twitter wont let me post so maybe I'll go insane over here too

Real and true

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They had me for my jovial demeanor

Yerp

New pfp cause I took vyvanse this morning

Dude, it's your destiny to bet on horses at Saratoga springs

Idea, I'm chucky hot salsa and you're a smooth medium salsa. Sometimes there's a 3rd pineapple salsa that we make fun of and punch but secretly love and so does it. We're married.

I think about milky webkinz everyday

Sometimes you need a little thist and thast to get through the day

Your tail too fluffy, your paws too soft, they'll kill you

when you come so hard its bedtime

Every commander deck is glup shitto slop

Why do they call it a body when you of in the cold flesh of hot eat the flesh

Whats wrong twinzilla

How many dreams about my ex do I have to have

Sometimes a sandwich is just a razorblade for the top of your mouth and you gotta be okay with that

Northernlion is my only hope that someone can steer the gamer youth of twitch in a normal direction

Bloods too pretty to be inside, let it flow sister

2026 stay clocky stay fumbled

My phone died last night so I wrote a Q on my hand to remember something but I have no idea what it means.

You've found me at a leaky time in my life

My yonic penis life

black hole sun won't you cum

Consumerism foreplay for the boys

I come back to bluesky only to like all of Lily's posts cause shes funny and kind and saved all 10 of my siblings from a fire and lent me 10 million dollars when I needed to pay for my frogs surgery

Sorry i stopped being here, twitter has sauce 😔

Um meow?

working on my peanuts pitch for adult swim

it truly is the greatest deckbox ever created (code “HEAVYREBELL” for 10% off at heavyplay.com)

I forgot this place existed for a bit

good morning patriots

logging on

love 2 sketch at a cafe

watch this video NOW

Very 'fun' video for you all today! (It's actually fun lol) Over the weekend I learned so much at SCG Baltimore about myself and how to be a better competitor, and captured it on this vlog episode with the one lesson I learned that DID change everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-2g...

The she part of my pronouns is angel and the it part is cat

Sure after top surgery ill have boobs but ill also have A TON of video game and walkies time

Scg Baltimoreeeeeee 📷: @nyc-mtg.com

Im probably gender fluid but i have a job so i dont really care about that rn

Miku is the only reason ill go to NJ

Can we talk about how great these photos at SCG Baltimore came out? 📷: @nyc-mtg.com

big thread of links to the album that people (my mom) are calling "fabulous!!" listen now? 🥺