Sam
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The Google Photos app just sent me a notification about an animated collage it had randomly generated with photos from the past month, and all the photos are of my three friends who recently passed away π’π
about 15 hours ago
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Katy Perry at the 2013 NRJ Music Awards
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1 day ago
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Disappointed to learn that Penistone is not pronounced "penis tone"
1 day ago
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Channel 4 app engaging in homophobic bullying this Pride month
1 day ago
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Happy Pride Month π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
3 days ago
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Trish Byrne
3 days ago
Itβs an important rite of passage for a young nerd to realise that the correct option is neither Angel nor Spike but Giles.
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Downtempo acoustic Robyn covers are homophobic
4 days ago
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Begging for an abrupt end to the Pattie Gonia discourse. Dad is tired
5 days ago
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π΅πΈ Dean TΔne π΅πΈ
6 days ago
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
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I'm supposed to be joining a charity walk tomorrow morning to raise funds for my local LGBTQ+ Pride event, but I'm feeling down so I'm still sinking gin at my local queer bar π
8 days ago
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Post with a fictional character that you relate to a little TOO much.
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8 days ago
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Once again I'm the oldest person in the pub, and the Gen Z kids in the smoking area are asking me about my memories of 9/11, which apparently happened "long before" they were born π
8 days ago
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As a former Morrisons employee this is actually very funny, as the company's unwarranted hubris and market inflexibility long predates their private equity takeover
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12 days ago
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Star Trek Minus Context
15 days ago
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Against my better judgement I've rocked up at a Nottingham queer bar by myself
16 days ago
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They're throwing slurs at Brighton beach pics again. Summer is almost here ππβ¨
16 days ago
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In the pursuit of "distraction-free writing", someone's reinvented the Brother WP-1400D electronic word processor from 1993 but given it Olivetti mid-century styling, pointless AI, and a hefty price tag
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19 days ago
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'Lower-Value Human Capital' could be a beautiful gender non-specific baby name, and the height of nominative determinism
19 days ago
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20 days ago
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The concept of having both a Bond song and an Austin Powers song ππ
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20 days ago
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Remember Labubus? ππ
21 days ago
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The groceries counterpart to the "lipstick effect" is bleak
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Plum position: how Mutti turned tinned tomatoes into a status symbol
Italian brand poised to overtake Napolina in UK sales is touring the country on a mission to win more customers
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/may/16/mutti-tinned-tomatoes-status-symbol-italian-brand-sales-uk
22 days ago
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Such a comically incorrect correlation to make
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22 days ago
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Charlie, Dennis, Mac, Sweet Dee, Frank, The Waitress
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24 days ago
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Spotify Daylist just threw me some Fall Out Boy, after I'd not listened to any of their music for a long time. I wonder if Patrick Stump ever learned how to enunciate
25 days ago
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Rodney Marques
4 months ago
Lovely day for some of Wes [Dawn Foster tweet] Streeting's old socials? Go on then
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A friend has passed away at a very young age. Sadly, many of the condolence messages posted by friends on social media have predictably been rambling anecdotes that focus on themselves rather than the deceased
29 days ago
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That's enough scrolling through the body dysmorphia app for today π’
about 1 month ago
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The concept of telling a joke that's so funny the First Lady demands your employer's industry regulator to conduct an investigation with the intention of getting you fired
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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FCC to review Disney broadcast licenses after Jimmy Kimmel joke about Melania Trump
The move comes as the White House pressures Disney-owned ABC to fire Kimmel after he called Melania an
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g0zwxl3k0o
about 1 month ago
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Has insisting that the White House needs a new ballroom now become the new MAGA loyalty test?
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Stonewall are so cooked. "We're not going to lift a finger to campaign for the most basic of rights for trans people, because Stonewall's top priority is making sure queer war criminals get their money"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
about 2 months ago
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Wide awake and I hate everything π΅
about 2 months ago
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Disappointed to learn that "Chopped Castaways" is not just a reboot of Lost with ugly people
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2 months ago
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Bluesky still intermittently struggling π
2 months ago
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caffeine anxiety ego death
2 months ago
I don't think I could make a joke better than this
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Iran has broken Trump
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2 months ago
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Funny how the US government is telling citizens to be cautious when it's the US government's belligerence that has endangered them
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3 months ago
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Even Apeldoorn bellen
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3 months ago
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Coach Finstock
3 months ago
Aesop: I TOLD YOU
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Already dreading the comedy-drama film they'll make in 50 years' time about how the first live broadcast SNL UK almost didn't make it to air
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Unshave it then
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3 months ago
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Following yesterday's Twitter discourse, I can't wait to see which Oscars nominee will wear Nasty Pig on the red carpet in solidarity with indecorous gay men who turn wearing this overpriced clothing brand into their entire personality
3 months ago
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When you're a fan of iconic yet unproblematic artists like BjΓΆrk, Robyn, Helene Fischer and Mylene Farmer, every day is Mothers Day πͺ©π
3 months ago
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This is so far beyond parody that I was waiting for her to throw a glass of wine at Colin Jost
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3 months ago
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*Ron Howard voice* But they didn't, and it wasn't
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3 months ago
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The karaoke bar patrons singing Jake Bugg songs are unintentionally improving them when they have an even stronger Nottingham accent than his
3 months ago
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This, but for East Midlands Railway
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3 months ago
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