The Google Photos app just sent me a notification about an animated collage it had randomly generated with photos from the past month, and all the photos are of my three friends who recently passed away 😢💔

Katy Perry at the 2013 NRJ Music Awards

Disappointed to learn that Penistone is not pronounced "penis tone"

Channel 4 app engaging in homophobic bullying this Pride month

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

It’s an important rite of passage for a young nerd to realise that the correct option is neither Angel nor Spike but Giles.

Downtempo acoustic Robyn covers are homophobic

Begging for an abrupt end to the Pattie Gonia discourse. Dad is tired

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

I'm supposed to be joining a charity walk tomorrow morning to raise funds for my local LGBTQ+ Pride event, but I'm feeling down so I'm still sinking gin at my local queer bar 🙃

Post with a fictional character that you relate to a little TOO much.

Once again I'm the oldest person in the pub, and the Gen Z kids in the smoking area are asking me about my memories of 9/11, which apparently happened "long before" they were born 💀

As a former Morrisons employee this is actually very funny, as the company's unwarranted hubris and market inflexibility long predates their private equity takeover

Against my better judgement I've rocked up at a Nottingham queer bar by myself

They're throwing slurs at Brighton beach pics again. Summer is almost here 🌞😎✨

In the pursuit of "distraction-free writing", someone's reinvented the Brother WP-1400D electronic word processor from 1993 but given it Olivetti mid-century styling, pointless AI, and a hefty price tag

'Lower-Value Human Capital' could be a beautiful gender non-specific baby name, and the height of nominative determinism

The concept of having both a Bond song and an Austin Powers song 👑💅

Remember Labubus? 😭😭

The groceries counterpart to the "lipstick effect" is bleak www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Such a comically incorrect correlation to make

Charlie, Dennis, Mac, Sweet Dee, Frank, The Waitress

Spotify Daylist just threw me some Fall Out Boy, after I'd not listened to any of their music for a long time. I wonder if Patrick Stump ever learned how to enunciate

Lovely day for some of Wes [Dawn Foster tweet] Streeting's old socials? Go on then

A friend has passed away at a very young age. Sadly, many of the condolence messages posted by friends on social media have predictably been rambling anecdotes that focus on themselves rather than the deceased

That's enough scrolling through the body dysmorphia app for today 😢

The concept of telling a joke that's so funny the First Lady demands your employer's industry regulator to conduct an investigation with the intention of getting you fired www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Has insisting that the White House needs a new ballroom now become the new MAGA loyalty test?

Stonewall are so cooked. "We're not going to lift a finger to campaign for the most basic of rights for trans people, because Stonewall's top priority is making sure queer war criminals get their money" www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Wide awake and I hate everything 😵

Disappointed to learn that "Chopped Castaways" is not just a reboot of Lost with ugly people

Bluesky still intermittently struggling 😭

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Iran has broken Trump

Funny how the US government is telling citizens to be cautious when it's the US government's belligerence that has endangered them

Even Apeldoorn bellen

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Already dreading the comedy-drama film they'll make in 50 years' time about how the first live broadcast SNL UK almost didn't make it to air

Unshave it then

Following yesterday's Twitter discourse, I can't wait to see which Oscars nominee will wear Nasty Pig on the red carpet in solidarity with indecorous gay men who turn wearing this overpriced clothing brand into their entire personality

When you're a fan of iconic yet unproblematic artists like Björk, Robyn, Helene Fischer and Mylene Farmer, every day is Mothers Day 🪩💅

This is so far beyond parody that I was waiting for her to throw a glass of wine at Colin Jost

*Ron Howard voice* But they didn't, and it wasn't

The karaoke bar patrons singing Jake Bugg songs are unintentionally improving them when they have an even stronger Nottingham accent than his

This, but for East Midlands Railway