No obituary today. Shame. There’s always tomorrow…

WHL rule book (326.7 - 8) On a designated’Super-Hero Night,’ home team must wear capes, if game reaches a shootout.

The Schoolyard Rules: 1. When being tagged in Dodgeball, the taggee will be awarded the ball and must proceed immediately to the throw line. Yard Cred points will be reduced if any part of, “That was too hard!” or “You’re dead meat!” are uttered.

It’s simple folks… see a Nazi, punch a Nazi!

Give me (redacted) or give me death! - Patrick Henry

Blaming someone for crimes because of their sexual identity is akin to blaming birds for flying or fish for swimming.

This is Ranger. He was at a grooming appointment when it suddenly became a yoga session as well. Fortunately, he is an excellent multitasker. 13/10 (IG: thegoldenboyranger)

Well worth a listen from Canadian PM Mark Carney at Davos summit.

Starbucks of Japan.

Unserious people are in charge of very serious matters. They need to go.

Cut - ¥7700 Perm - ¥7700 Treat - ¥7700 ...and if you need any light concrete work done, my partially retired Dad's available. Repairs, Filling and light Masonry. Leave your name on the board. Wakakusa & Sons (Kyoto) - since 1989 (Not available on weekends

Toilets in Japan are sooo cool! To the uninitiated, they have fantastic cleaning functions, but also light up, have seat warmers and automatic lids. Many will dry your butt and greet you when you enter the room. Imagine my surprise then, when it didn’t schedule my day or make me a grilled cheese.

Japan in the Fall

Bertuzzi jersey in Edmonton? That’s a sign of the apocalypse, no?

All I can say is, he’s no Jack.

Live from Langley, it Vancouver Giants hock… …uh, I mean Oilers Kings hockey? Can’t be in Langley for tonight’s home opener, so thought I’d take in the local action.

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Sitting at Juke Chicken in Chinatown beside a partially sober gentleman (at noon) who’s determined to talk to me about Vancouver Canadians baseball.

“So my people have me on this diet… I’m losing weight, but christ it’s hard!”

Hey, patriots? Guess what? You can love it… and leave it, too. It can’t follow you around like some jealous mistress, dummy!

Goodnight Moon… Goodnight Fork… Goodnight American Eagle, dork! Goodnight Tabby… Goodnight Beagle… Goodnight forever… American Eagle.

When Hulk Hogan was telling kids to, “Say your prayers and take your vitamins,” we now know he was talking about Nandrolone and Stanozolol, right?

With the passage of Ozzy, the window to my youth turns ever more opaque and closes so slightly more.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but… AARGHH!!! Stop hitting me with that stick, you little fucker!!

MAGA Florida Tourist checklist: 1. Take a selfie of yourself giving Disneyworld the middle finger. Then proceed into the park to enjoy the rides while wearing your red hat with a smug grin on your face like you’ve won something.

At least Lex Luthor knows that the shorts go on under da’ pants!

Schoolyard Rules 3. If you pick up your ball and go home, remaining players may then continue game with 'invisible ball' until game is concluded to remaining players satisfaction.

There’s nothing quite like seeing grown men with water, buns and slobber running down their gobs as they literally push a processed meat/bread mush into their mouth holes to make you want a Nathan’s hot dog.

In tribute to Rosie O’Donnell’s poem for Jeff Bezzo’s wedding, I present to you this haiku for your consideration: The rich assemble Packages are delivered Prime hurts my anus

Happy Canada Day to everyone, even the snowbirds and hosers

Just back from Alberta. Honestly, half the people there are batshit crazy. I think their cowboy hats are cutting off blood to their brains. www.cnn.com/2025/06/23/a...

Good night, John-Boy. John-Boy: Good night, everybody. I love you. “Good night Pete. Good night Tulsi. Good night Kristi.” “… aren’t you forgetting somebody? I deserve the best good night ever. The best good night in the history of good nights! Whatever… good night Melania. Melania?”

Once again, brain dead Sportsnet throws out Trump lovin’ Nickelback, as they go into the second intermission.

Beautiful night at The Nat.

10 minutes to showtime! @pftompkins.bsky.social

And then ordered all the vaccines destroyed.

Interesting days for the Giants. No GM. No coach. No captain. What's next? No Jack?

Half tree. Half car. All green!

Liquor stores in Alberta still selling America wine. Why doesn’t this surprise me? Shame Alberta! Shame!

Powerful.

No self serve for you!

For when you need a charge while running after your girlfriend’s car, after she catches you hitting on someone else at the bar.

Edmonton Oilers goalie Stuart Skinner goes so far outside his net that he’s seen selling beer and peanuts in the lower bowl seats. Vegas wins.

Word is, the new Pope is woke. In that vein, I respectfully submit for your consideration a new hip hop song that will undoubtedly sweep the nation. I call it (ahem)… OMG The Pope is Woke

With the imminent selection of a new Pope just around the corner, here’s your list of some of the more… uhh, less savoury Popes throughout history:

It seems to me that May is a good month for revolution… as far as revolution months go.