ADHD song to dance to "like there is no one watching", even if they are watching, fuckem, just dance like a headless chook anyway! 💃🏻🕺🏻👯 Give that low tolerance Thalamus a treat, give it enough sensory input to satisfy it for the next however long ... 👍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=G89c...

Neolithic Calendars. These things have got to be absolutely, and I mean abso-lootly everywhere there was settlement. Everyone needs a calendar. Starts with "mark the Solstice with 2 sticks" so you know when the festival at the "Party Hard" monument is being held, and you don't miss it. Cont...

Lost Neolithic boatmen. Doggerland specifically. Doggerland finally disappeared somewhere around 8k years ago. 20k years ago, the last ice age started retreating slowly. And exposed Doggerland from under the ice, we arrived shortly after the ice left. Cont... #Archaeology

I reckon Neanderthals couldn't swim to any degree... in fact, probably not at all. I'll explain. We're all familiar with the Wallace Line. (pictured) There is archaeological evidence of Neanderthals right to the west of the line, and nothing to the East. Cont... #Archaeology

And don't Archaeologists love them for it! 🤗😁🤣😂 🍺🍻 Cha-ching! Jackpot! Raises a beer to Neolithic rednecks. #Archaeology

Stumbled across this. Apparently "we" were in Australia 70,000 odd years ago. I am not surprised one bit by this discovery. It has pushed back known habitation by some 20,000 years. It is the oldest evidence... that we know of. 🤔 #Archaeology www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRjl...

Salisbury Plain by LiDAR, centred on Stonehenge.

I drink therefore I am... Sage words. 🤔🤗 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QgC...

The World Cup I would like to see... www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjV9...

This is what happens when you put two of the greatest players ever to grace the game in the one team. I remember the game clearly, it was like watching two adults playing in an under 14 game. No theatrics, no bullshit, just doing their job. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvZI...

My brain won't shut the fuck up... Yeah, some of us will get this. The pain is real. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaG4...

Neolithic Kangaroo persona..? Loving the rigid tail setup so you always have a stool no matter what bar you prop yourself up against. 👍

According to this paper: - www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... We are only 10 generations from 1776. 1066 was 37 generations back. Julius visits Britain (twice!), 80 generations. The Pyramids of Giza, 170 generations. Göbekli Tepe was around 440 generations Cont...

Re the Stonehenge associated site linked ad nauseum... The article was just bullshit sensationalist click bait, with basically no guts to the story, and filled with the authors absurd suppositions. Want to know what they really found, watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeTQ...

Dirty filthy socialists... 🫤 Now they want to lower my power bill. 😳 This is what happens when you have a responsible government, a regulated power industry, and the massive growth in cheaper renewable sources of power coupled with battery backup. I love being a dirty filthy socialist. 😁👍

I had one of these... It is amazing how many 60+ people remember EXACTLY the colour, the seat, everything about their "Dragster". Mine was blue... And I can still see the scratch in the paint where my older sister pushed it off it's stand and onto a brick fence. We had a punch on over it. 😂🤣

Ever done a fart so big ya pants fit better? 🤔🫤😳

If you like exploring, I highly recommend you bookmark this site on the browser in your phone. 👍 I have no connection to the site, but just occasionally, not very often, you stumble across a gem you need to share. Brownie points for naming the monument in the pic! lidarfinder.com #Archaeology

Read the article, they found two holes in the ground and some rubbish strewn pits. The rest is mere speculation and guesswork done on some very sketchy links. The "Journalist" is obviously seeking attention... 🫤 #Archaeology www.historyextra.com/period/stone...

Hill Fort Water Supplies. How were Hill Forts watered? 🤔 But first some simple math, if there are 100 adults and 100 children living on the top of the Hill Fort, just their drinking needs alone would be adults @ 3 litres a day minimum, children, 2 litres. Cont... #Archaeology

Took me 21 bucks in a carwash to get the bike clean... Yukon River crossing Alaska.

Has anyone spotted the "False Flag" assassination attempt yet? 🤔 He is laying all the groundwork for it. Preparing the press for a possible assisination attept. Check what he has been emphasising. And just because I can I am including a picture of some Fake Gnus!

Intereting that the water in the reflecting pool is slowly turning from American flag blue to a green that is remarkably similar to the green on the Iranian flag... How ironic.

Curious Leopards be curious...

Been thinking about Doggerland and rising sea levels. The last Ice Age peaked about 20,000 years ago with Doggerland at it's most "exposed" period, and with gradual sea level rises, 12,000 years later, she was all under water. Cont... #archaeology

The war in Ukraine. Ukraine now has control of all the entry and exit points on Crimea. Rather than invade, they will starve them out. Just wait and watch them starve to death from a distance eh..? Oh, and the 49 Abraham we just sent over, all good mate. Keep them, you need them more than us. 👍

Personality test... Upon finding this at work, your first reaction would be: - a, Consult the manual and ask colleagues how to work it effectively. b, Draw a moustache, eyebrows and ears on it the first chance no one is looking. If you answered "b", you are most likely well adjusted. 👍

Ok, the ultimate troll... 😁 Pretty sure the Dems will get power in both houses come midterms. 👍 Soooo... 🤔 let's say we get one of them to introduce a bill straight up to name the new ballroom the... Wait forrrr it! The Barack Obama Ballroom. Has a nice ring to it doesn't it? 😁

Iconic painting. I am fascinated with it, and it is just over 2 hours from me. have been to see it on more than one occasion.

Ever wondered what would happen if Viking Rednecks played AC-DC? Rock and roll needs more banjo... 👍 And bagpipes! Check out the big unit on the squeeze box! How would you like to see him jumping out of a longboat running at you swinging a Carolingian sword eh? www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao...

OK, I give up, today is officially over for me.😳 There is NOTHING I could do that is this cool, I am going to lay on the sofa and sulk. 🤣 www.youtube.com/shorts/ww4Q_...

Drummers... Drummers are just weird. No self control, look at Keith Moon. This one... imagine having this one as one of your kids? 🤣 Man, he must of been just dying inside doing that kids show. You can see the "drummer madness" take hold of him! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYg...

I was just thinking, that Russia's greatest defence asset was the sheer size of the country, distances would defeat incoming armies. And now, in the age of air power, it is it's greatest liability, all that land that cannot be protected. Ironic eh?

What do the following people all have in common? 🤔 Saddam Hussein Idi Amin Jeremy Clarkson Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il Pol Pot Nicolae Ceaușescu Ferdinand Marcos Joseph Broz Tito François "Papa Doc" Duvalier They all owned one of these... A Mercedes Benz 600 Grosser. Coincidence? 😳😁🤣

hey, anyone got a pet snake, got a few questions... 🤔 Like from the outside, they seem pretty low maintenance, throw them a rat every so often and they lay there a lot. Like you don't have to take it for a walk or anything, seriously, how much work is there in a pet snake? 🤔

OK message for the rest of the world. (serious face emoji needed) Due to the existence of the date line, it is now Caturday in Australia. Sheesh! Will you mob catch up! You're holding us back... 😁🤣 So as allowed by the Crazy Old Cat Lady Society, I got permission to post this.

OMG, just looked up my family tree and it is a Bogan-villia. ... well that explains a lot. 😁 I like mullets. Flannelette shirts. 2.3 Commodores in the front yard. Black beanies. Blunnies. Wife beaters. (it's a name for a blue work singlet, OK?) 3 pit bulls, and one is pregnant at any given time.

The Neolithic and the Neurodivergent. Disclaimer: - This is just one man's thoughts, OK? Were the Neurodivergent shunned and looked upon badly during the neolithic, or were they coddled and fostered? 🤔 Got your attention? Read on. 👍 #neurodivergent #adhd #autism #audhd #Archaeology

The Neolithic and the Neurodivergent. Disclaimer: - This is just one man's thoughts, OK? I firmly believe that ADHD and Autism were the superpowers of the neolithic. 🤔 Got your attention? Read on. 👍 #neurodivergent #adhd #autism #audhd #Archaeology

Tim Tams. The only guaranteed way to please a woman 11 times in the one night... 👍

Is it just me who sees this every time I see an ampersand? 🤔

I need a coffee...

Highly sought-after, with only 20,302 units built. The 1969 Z28 is a classic. Thanks to the efforts of restorers and car enthusiasts there are at least 32,000 of them still on the road! 🤔😳😁

Hey, anyone know if Neanderthals could swim? I know chimps cant because of a few reasons, the main one being, I am led to believe, they have a rather robust skeleton and as a result are incredibly ummm... not buoyant. I reckon (a mad guess really 😋), but I reckon Neanderthals couldn't swim. Cont...

WTF?! Coles is using Palantir surveillance technology to monitor us. Seriously, fucking seriously, they are using military grade surveillance software to monitor us while we are shopping, ffs. Where am I, in fucking China? COLES CAN GO FUCK ITSELF Never going back in another Coles anything, ever.

Breaking news... African Veldt over run by wildebeest. Donald Trump claims it is just FAKE GNUS! Film at 11.

I just heard Jesus was originally going to be called Gary... Until his dad stubbed his toe. 😁😂🤣 ... *silence I'll just grab my hat and coat and let myself out, OK?

There are 10 types of person in this world. 🤔 Those who understand binary, and those who dont. 😁

This has got to be the ultimate troll. Xi gave Donald a packet of rose seeds for the official gift. Oh that is gold.... On so many levels. Trump just got humiliated in a big way, and the world is laughing. bwhahaha Rose seeds! Read between the lines.

Only in Australia... www.youtube.com/shorts/2R9Ff...