And may I present a post from my inner 8 year old... Yep, poo jokes and dinosaurs, my inner 8 year old seems perfectly healthy and happy. 🤗🦖🦕

OK, straight up, my mother couldn't cook for shit. I'd be a rich man if I had a dollar for every time dad looked at me and said, "Let's head home and see what the "tucker fucker" has got for us tonight son." Two simple words can instantly PTSD me back to my childhood... "Tuna Casserole." 😋😂🤣

😳 It's true then... Autism does cause vaccines. 👍

#Archaeology Genghis Khan, the Black Death and the Little Ice Age. 🤔 OK, Firstly, this, just this... "Correlation does NOT prove causation... OK?" 😋 In the couple of centuries prior to the Little Ice Age the atmospheric carbon dropped somewhere between 10 to 15 ppm. Cont... *it gets weird. 😳

Caturday, that means I get to post another pic of Eartha Kitt! 😁🥰

Hypothesis... Some males have a faulty Y chromosome causing the sufferer to enter a condition known as "Dad Joke" territory. I think I might be on to something here. 🤔

If you piss one of these things off, you are done. It is generational too, their kids, their grandkids, cousins, the whole lot will attack you for ever. Every Aussie has a magpie story...

I was thinking "a bondage" would be a suitable collective noun, any suggestions?

Breaking News. High fuel prices are leading to people finding alternate energy models. Film at 11.

Breaking news. French solve logistics problem of feeding front line troops. Film at 11.

Today, petrol, $2.35 Aussie for a litre. If one litre is $2.35 Australian and one American gallon is about 3.785 litres, Australians are paying roughly $8.89 Australian dollars for one American gallon of petrol. Works out to about $6.37US for one American gallon. America, go fuck yourself.

Single bloke perks #4 Having your morning coffee and smoke naked on the toilet. 🤗 With the door open. 😁

Things that look like a Penis #24 Jeff, it's called compensating mate... 🤗

How many times do you go past a wind farm and a lot of the turbines are still? Is it just me, or shouldn't we at least run them and pump water uphill into Hydros or something? Stick it in a battery mabe? I dunno, just seems like a lot of potential is just sitting there doing bugger all. 🫤

Can't make this shit up #72 Leone Allacci the keeper of the Vatican Library. He wrote... De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba In which he proposed that the Holy Foreskin ascended to heaven and transformed into the rings of Saturn. Now that's how you get kids interested in science. 😁

Quote: - William Shakespeare is widely credited with the introduction or first recorded use of over 1,700 words in the English language." Lazy git, don't know the correct word, just make up some random shit that comes into your head so you look like some sort of interlectual. What a dick...

I want to be serious for a second if I can please. The Siege of Tobruk is sort of widely known as an Australian thing. I want to mention one group of people who were there who weren't Australian, and I mean to do no dis service to anyonbe who was there, you are all heroes in my eyes. Cont...

Causewayed Enclosures and Banjo Enclosures. From a livestock point of view, if I was shown a Banjo enclosure not knowing what it was, I would immediately recognise the shape and form as being temporary stock yards. Same shape... bad example, it's tiny, sorry... #archaeology

Questions we will never know the answer to.... I wonder how far back you would have to go to find the first "musician" who relied on his entertainment value to provide a living..? 🤔

Want... www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Uo...

Cave man entertainment... 🤗 Some things never change. 😂🤣😁

Two blokes talking... Let's go rallying! 😁 We'll need a car... 🤔 I think Grandpas old car is still in the shed, it's 23 foot long, 7 foot wide, weighs 6,000 pounds and does 3 1/2 miles to the gallon and will barely fit between the trees... 🤗 PERFECT! 👍 Let's go get it www.youtube.com/shorts/5rCet...

OK, I officially give up, well for today anyway. There is NOTHING I can think of to top this. 🫤 I'm off to the sofa. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVj...

morning!

ummm. check the date!

oooh, Mum is feeding the chicks right now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L...

I can't believe this... Actually I can but. Show one, just one picture of Obama and they are triggered! Never seen so much blind hate on this site. Total shitcunts... Ok, let's throw out some bait and see what comes back.

I just got a present! 😁 And it is not even my birthday, I am so lucky. 🤗 Fabio, yes, I called my cat Fabio... anyways, he presented me with this about 5 minutes ago. How did he know it was just what I wanted? 🤔😋

It's Caturday again! And that means, yes!, I get to post pictures of Eartha Kit dressed as Catwoman again! Pretty happy about that just quietly... 😁

Hey girls, here's a MAGA pin up Alpha male for you, seen in his natural envioprment pissing himself over imaginary threats. 👍 No need to thank me. 🤗 I am posting this for all the left leaning women out there. So they know what a real Alpha male looks like. The left of politics being full of cucks😋

Wonder if Steve Bannon and Donald Trump are the same size clothes wise. 🤔 Just thinking, if they pooled their money they would save a fortune by buying the large capacity adult diapers on sale at Wallmart just now and splitting it between them. Just trying to help... 😁

OK, you people that are the life support system for a dog, got a question... 🤔 Would you let your dog wear this? Think about it, I have had a couple of dogs there was no way known I wanted to know what they were thinking when they were doing certain "things". 😳 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrAI...

Rescue Plant Update. And just quietly, I am a very... very happy camper. Things are happening! I was in there tickling her fronds when I thought, photo time. Things are looking good! Fatso the Fat Arsed Wombat is doing his thing and the fairy dust is appearing.

Aussie, our country has a bit over 20 million people. Some US states are larger in population. Imagine if governor of a large state goes all funny and decides universal health care is kind of a good idea and brings it in. Once it gets a foot in the door, you're fucked. You'll all want it... 🤔😳🤣😋

Is it possible to bonsai one of these? 🤔 Anyone ever tried?

OK, Aussie here, I am guessing these two are a Blue Jay and a Cardinal. Curious, they both look "feisty", but if there was one bird feeder, and these two birds, who would "own" the bird feeder? Because they both look about evenly matched size wise, is one more ummm, "feisty" than the other? 🤔

Ok, spotted this pic of the birds. First thought, Red V Blue. Mid terms! Then You Tube threw this at me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=veI8... (I think you need to click on the link to see the penguins, but it is worth it! 😁😂🤣) First thought... Mid Terms! 😳

This randomly popped up on my You Tube. Anyone from Tenn... check this bloke out. Oh, and while he was here we just had to teach him all about the "TIM TAM SLAM!!!" I think he was a bit surprised by our attitude to Medicare. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhJ-...

Just a heads up, in future I would like to recognise as rich, OK? I thank you for y... 😁 Oh and sexy, yeah, rich AND sexy. Appreciate your respect. ... just like this bloke, but with a lower danger level, OK? 👍

OMG! This is awesome! 420worldclock.com

So sick of this shit... Fucking human garbage.

Someone should pick this song up and run with it to the mid terms... It is the soundtrack to so many lives... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWij...

Dream Dinner Party guests. OK, you just received an invite to imaginary dinner party to be held at a magnificent 16th Century castle in rural England. The guest list is: - Yourself obviously. Hercule Poirot. Jessica Fletcher. Angela Lansbury. Peter Falk. and Joan Hickson. Would you go..?

Y'know how in old folks homes, there is usually a cat, and when it goes and sits on someone's bed... 🤔 ... is the human version JD?

... is that Epstein he is reviving? 🤔

I want to learn how to do some origami, so I can surprise the ballot counters at the next election. just sayin.

Was just thinking... 🤔 I reckon for a good 15 years of my life 80% of my diet was what the kids wouldn't eat. 🫤

OK, let's see your bong. 🤔 Home made ones especially. 😁 I made this in 1987. Still in use! Knocks apart easily into 4 pieces, the bung, the stem, the rubber boot and the pipe. The metal all gets the steel wool treatment regularlty. 👍 Wotcha got to show me? 🤗

Rescue plant update. Anyone who has followed this realises this isn't how I normally grow, it has been a hugely amusing science experiment for me... 😁 So, fuckit, I did something I have never done before. 😳 Cont...

I mentioned in passing conversation that I enjoy adult colouring books. My very good friend Kim (who does "fuckerware" parties) sent me this. 🤔 I think she may have misunderstood me. 😁😂🤣