Need advice here. Factual and anecdotal, I am all ears to what you got to say. 🤗 It's OK to give your cat homogenised and pasteurised milk isn't it? 🤔 Like I don't let them live on it, it's a treat, but there is no downside is there? 🫤 Are cats lactose tolerant? Got a mate who isn't. 🤣😳💩

Another one down... keep at it. Your voices are being heard is some places. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk2F...

ummm... Yeah, someone else can caption this. I am too busy supressing my inner 13 year old's enthusiasm to post anything at the moment. 🫤 "Dad, is that what the 1970's looked like?" shit, he got away from me... 🤗

Question for the fellas... Ginger or Maryann?

Someone should explain to ICE employees, come the midterms their job is gone, and the contract they signed has a clause that says if they don't complete their contract for ANY reason, they have to pay back all the bonuses they got. Wow, 30 grand + down the shit shute that you HAVE to pay back. 🤣😁😂🤣

I had sex last night. Just sayin... 🤗

Australians have a natural "bullshit filter" built in, it is honed to a razors edge by our sense of humour. Our greatest achievement is to convince our mates something is true and get them to repeat it publicly, then we ridicule the living shit out of them. It's a sport here. Cont...

Lidar for Dummies. (that's me! 🤗) Stumbled across this an am fascinated by it. I have only found the England maps so far but I am sure there is a lot more to discover. It is going to take a couple of posts to explain this, so bear with me for a sec. (post 1 of a couple...) #archaeology

Is lacrosse just hockey on crack? 😳 Like seriously, is it sport or war, having trouble picking the difference. 🤔 Just discovered it and loving it! 😁

Got nothing I want to say today...

Something I just don't understand... Why do MAGA women all look and dress like drag queens?

Hmmm, farmers who are the biggest parasites on socialist welfare bailouts vote against social welfare... Farmers, gotta be the dumbest fucking people ever.

Need some advice here. I keep getting conversation and follows from single attractive women, obvious honey pot luring. Anyone know what the scam is they are trying to pull? It is a definite pattern. As soon as it looks dodgy, I inform them I am a Nigerian Prince who needs to move some gold...

Anyone who thinks the warehouses ICE are procuring are for illegal immigrants, you are a gullible idiot. Why do you think they are keeping tabs on you, so they can round you up, Wake up ffs.

What the living fuck? 😳 The first international cricket game was between Canada and the US in 1844. I think I need a strong drink and a sit down. 🫤

It sounds like World War 3 happening here, the gun club across the road are having a "shotgun day" and have got the traps out and letting loose at them. Every time I hear two shots close together, I am like... "Missed the first one didn't you eh?" 😁

Wonder how many people Mike "Tiny" Johnson has to piss off for a motion to vacate happens? *other nick names I have for Mike are... "Hasno" "Flacid" But tiny is my favourite. 😁

Durban Poison late on day 3. 🙃 She is poking her head out to say hello. 😁 I got hold of some seeds, still cloning my original Durban Poison, just curious.

Pam Biondi to Trump is as Gislane Maxwell to Epstein.

The main federal laws on obstruction of justice are found under Title 18 of the U.S. Code, Chapter 73. Find who wrote the press announcement of Epstein's death the day BEFORE he died, and explain they are going to spend the next 30 years getting serially pack raped in jail. make them sing.

Happy Birthday to my bong, turns 40 this year. 👍 All stainless, knocks apart for easy cleaning with steel wool, and goes back together with no air leaks every time. Teflon bung in the bottom with an "O" ring makes it simple to disassemble and reassemble. Clever little fuck aren't I? 🤣

They have messed around with YouTube appearance and other shit again... *sigh Fuckwits.

This, just this. "18 U.S.C. § 1512 is a federal statute under Chapter 73 (Obstruction of Justice) that criminalizes tampering with a witness, victim, or informant to hinder official proceedings." Pam Biondi is looking at 20 years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWij...

Epstein... I imagined worst case scenario for what happened on the island. Like what are the WORST things you can imagine. Raping pre pubescent children..? Torturing children while fucking them..? Snuff films and torture films..? All 3 have been disclosed. Sick fucks.

Fishing in Australia... 🫢 You gotta get em in quick! 🤣

Just curious, Epstein had some Russians put in hidden surveillance cameras. The videos have got to be somewhere... C'mon Putin, release the videos! "Putin has a film of him blowing Bubba."

I hope once the investigations begin, that those "sick fucks" (not my words, lol) are able to be prosecuted and locked up under state laws, because there is goona be a shitload of pardons floating around. If not, time for the blue states to enact some retrospective laws... NOW!

There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"... I am not going to be the only person here with this stuck in my head... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc0x...

Ever done a fart so big your pants fit better? 🤔 It is times like this where I regret living by myself... No one to share those small magic moments with. 🫤

Hey, when does NASCAR kick off? You mob are seriously going to regret letting that bloody Kiwi play your game. He's a freak, you can stick him in anything and he will make it dance. You're gonna get embarrassed. He does it to everyone... GO GIZ! *(North American Sport Centred Around Rednecks) 😁

My day is over before it began. There is nothing I can do today that will even come close to this, I am going back to bed. Respect! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVj...

Wow, just wow. Did the catholic church just stand up to a paedophile ring? WTF, so out of character... Quoting Matthew 25:35 to a maga "christians" is pointless.

Was just thinking, I don't want to see Kamala as the next president. I want to see her use all that prosecutors knowledge and prosecute the fuck out of every piece of human garbage in the files. Hound them to oblivion. Name and shame them.

Peter Gabriel... ... in an industry that is ego driven, there were a lot of his peers eager to stand up and tell the world he is just a decent bloke all round. Interesting... www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJ...

Oh shit... Lived in this house for 5 years and never seen a Willy Wag Tail on the property and just went out the back and there was one waiting for me. I am expecting a phone call. They only ever turn up for one reason.

This Epstein thing is getting beyond comprehension. Just saw a picture of friggen Richard Dawkins on his plane heading to the Island... He's done. A lifetime of respect for his work down the drain as far as I am concerned. He has suddenly become human garbage.

Stumbled across this. I don't think this bloke is Robinson Crusoe... Being half a world away it is hard to get a proper feel for what is happening in the US. But I think this bloke might be uncomfortably close to the way a LOT of people are feeling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UjH...

Boobs... Ever noticed there are three representations of boobs in the word boobs? (B) Thats the top down view. (oo) Front view! (b) side view. I seriously need to smoke less drugs before posting on here... 🤔😳🫤

Hmmm... 🤔 A bit dissapointed here, our richest billionaire didn't seem to get an invite to Epstein Island... Gina, any idea why?"

Oh this is so predictable, Trump will get hold of at least one states elections, they are currently state run. He will rig the fuck out of it and hold it up as proof the other 49 states were corrupted results. So fucking predictable... Sorry to say it America, but you're fucked.

And off we go again!

HOME INVASION! 😳 OMG, someone just broke into my house, didn't take anything, but they left 4 tickets to Melania... 😳 Oh Jeebus, now I am making a list of everyone I have offended in the last 12 months. 🤔 Alphabetically... there is quite a few. 🫢

Tarrif Idiocy... If you put tariffs on goods used to make "stuff", it makes it more expensive to make "stuff", because input costs rise. Now, try selling your overpriced "stuff" overseas when other countries have tariffed your "stuff" in retaliation. Anyone seen latest trade figures for the US?

Male pattern baldness... I have taken to gluing a rabbit to the top of my head. ... from a distance it looks like hare, and I look taller. Win-Win!

Every accusation is a confession with Trump. Anyone remember 4chan banging on about the country secretly being run by a Satanic paedophile cult that raped and murdered children? Yeah, well the person who was posting the 4chan shit just turned up in the Epstein files... Human garbage.

WANT! 😳🫢 www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Uo...

You know you are getting old when the coppers look like kids... 😳🫢🫤

Doo doo doooo, looking out my back door...

Ilhan Omar... This is absolute fucking gold! Families are the same all over! BWHAHA! 😂🤣 Omar: I instinctively tried to, like, punch him…, I was raised with three brothers who were older than me. You learn that maybe taking the first punch when somebody is bigger than you yields you better results.

Polio... How many of you are old enough that you remember going to school with Polio victims? I am. I have had the stark reality of not vaccinating your kids burnt into my brain by watching my older school mates in callipers and on crutches struggling to do just "everyday" things.