This seems not good

My family asked whether I wanted to watch the Manningcast or the regular broadcast last Monday, and it made the difference clear. If it’s the Texans or the game actually matters, I only want commentary focused on the game itself.

Just realized it’s Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil

I’ve officially switched from Spotify to Apple Music and Apple Podcasts. I no longer have to hear ICE advertisements, and overall Apple simply offers a better product.

New Taco Bell menu items alert 🚨

Vientos new position

You fuck

I’m going to be healthy this year! -> January 15th solo dunking a Triple Dipper from Chilis

Pushing bananas to their brown limit

In 6th grade, my friend and I planned to go as Laverne & Shirley—embroidered skirts and all. He bailed last minute, and I got laughed at hard. I buried the memory, but looking back… I didn’t look half bad

Took a step up in spice at Wing Stop yesterday and I feel like my stomach is being torn apart by wolves

Breaking News: Scott Adams, whose comic strip “Dilbert” was a sensation until he made racist comments on his podcast, has died at 68.

See ya next week Patriots 😈

Okay Texans. Stop passing.

Texans can wear out this Steelers defense. We saw it last week when they played the Ravens. They WILL get tired.

Crown

My five year old made it through an entire live theater performance without needing a bathroom break or asking for anything, so I think it’s fair to say I’m the luckiest man alive.

“Watch the Pitt! It’s so good! Watch the Pitt! You gotta watch it!” Brother, I can’t even watch the nurse administer an IV on me. Pass.

Absolute Moron

This is coming from a place of love and support, but… It’s ‘shoo-in,’ not ‘shoe-in.’ It’s ‘case in point,’ not ‘case and point.’ It’s ‘moot point,’ not ‘mute point.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘jibe with,' not 'jive with.'

It was funny as a teenager and even into my twenties, but can fantasy leagues stop using provocative league and team names? I’m managing these teams on my work laptop now, and I actively avoid checking one of my basketball leagues because the league name is “Rim Job”.

It would be beyond funny if McDaniel came out and said a fresh start would also be dope.

Stop watching. They put him on so you'll watch and get mad and post on social media. I have not voluntarily watched CNN on a Television since the election.

Part of the game plan is accusing victims of the very crimes you’re committing. This tactic has been in the playbook for years. The response sounds like vindictive retaliation, making it less effective. It’s gross, but it works to convince people you aren’t the bad guys far more often than it should

Clear and blatant corruption. What will the response be?

I hate when my autopilot turns off

This is cartoon villian stuff

The stretch System of a Down had from 1998 to 2005 is genuinely baffling. Just nonstop bangers, no misses

Regular people see through this. Right? Please someone tell me regular, normal people see how ridiculous this is.

“you won’t get away with this”

Just slap on one of these bad boys and some jnco jeans and you’ll get a ton of tang

Rediscovering music you already love can really make your day

On Jan. 6th 2021, if you told anyone Trump would not only evade accountability, but 5 years later he’d be president again, pardon all the rioters—hire some as secret police—tank the economy while enriching himself, and invade other countries to avoid releasing the Epstein Files, you’d be committed.

The Purge down is fascinating. Just NFL Blitz for 10 seconds.

The kids around here seem to agree that maybe we should consult Congress before orchestrating the removal of another country’s leader. Or at least, that’s what I think they’re agreeing with.

Let's make it 10

January Baker Mayfield is something else

BREAKING: Tatsuya Imai goes to Astros

Happy boo years. 2026 is our year.

PBS Documentaries is, without question, the best monthly investment I make. Besides my mortgage. Neck and neck race.

I think Stranger Things is awesome and I can’t wait until the finale on NYE

Gotta admit I have sung along with this song every chance I get, but Is it just me, or did you not bother doing even basic research before writing an inspirational tribute song about someone?

“It’s not far-fetched that the Texans win the Super Bowl,” I mutter under my breath, performing the annual ritual that precedes another gut-wrenching, heart-breaking January.