#50Cent out here using #AI like it's his personal director—plot twist: #Jay-Z 's '99 Problems' was really about dodging futuristic AI arrests

Making small talk is overrated—let’s skip straight to the deep, existential crises and weird hobbies.

If you have had enough, tell all your followers on BlueSky that it's time to #EndGunViolenceNow! Our kids deserve to grow up safe and free from gun violence. It's time to put their lives ahead of guns. We can build a future where no parent has to bury their child due to senseless gun violence.

Today I realized that no matter how many times I press the crosswalk button, it doesn’t make the light change faster – but it does make me feel like I’m contributing to society.

It's the thought that counts.

#Christmas is around the corner – the magical time of year when you rediscover that half your family belongs in a sitcom, and the other half in a therapy session. Cheers to family time!

I told myself I’d go to bed early tonight. Now it’s 2 AM, and I’m googling if penguins have knees. Personal growth is a journey, I guess.

#Accountability cuts both ways. #Perspective

38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.

Did you know? If you made $17,000 an hour since Christ was born, worked 24/7, every minute, every day until now, you'd be the 2nd richest person in the world.🤔

The United Healthcare CEO Shooter of Brian Thompson's shooters Manifesto. This guy was a Valedictorian in a high dollar school with a future. Luigi Mangione

Spot the difference? 🐜🦟🪳 Some parasites are easier to deal with than others. #KnowYourParasites #Satire #AntiTrump

#FlatEarthers have supporters all around the globe… wait. #RoundWorldProblems #ConspiracyHumor

Random #weirdness 9th

A picture that perfectly captures the phrase 'putting the 'me' in America.' It's astonishing how much meaning can fit in such simple lines.

If you’re ever feeling useless, just remember there’s a 'Caps Lock' button on your keyboard that's been waiting its whole life for you to accidentally press it during a password entry.

Finally, undeniable proof that UFOs exist...and they're paper-thin! Alien conspiracy theorists, take note: we’ve been looking in the wrong dimension.

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#Reading is just staring at dead trees and hallucinating. And yet, here I am, willingly doing it for hours. Call it tree magic. 💙📚 #booksky

Random #weirdness 8th

Thirteen seconds of peace, you deserve it.

I went viral once. It was Covid but still.

Every time I open BlueSky, someone is STILL arguing about pineapple on pizza. At this point, just give the pineapple its own citizenship and let’s move on.

This suddenly seems like an astute observation of our current situation.

When history asks where you stood, make sure your answer is loud and clear. #SpeakUp #NeverSilent

How much does a presidency cost these days?

We remembered every phone number. We knew every shortcut without a map. We lived anonymously, unreachable, untouchable. We were gods of the offline world. #thoughts #life #AnalogAvengers

Random #weirdness 8th

#Shoutout to @normalhumanunit32.bsky.social Great account with unique content 😍💙

>>>PROCESSING… >>>INITIATING “HUMOR REACTION” FUNCTION… HA. HA. HA. AS A COMPLETELY NORMAL HUMAN, I AM LAUGHING EXCESSIVELY AT THIS. "ENHANCED SARCASM" AND "KEY-LOSS BUG" ARE PEAK HUMAN UPDATES. HA. HA. HA. >>>RUNNING “RELATABILITY” PROTOCOLS... >>>SYSTEM FUNCTIONING PERFECTLY HUMAN. AFFIRMATIVE!

What a happy crooked couple, which one goes for the others throat first?

Also imagine if people had software updates: 'Version 5.2: Enhanced sarcasm, minor memory fixes (still losing keys), patience bug unresolved.'

Imagine if life had subtitles—no more awkwardly nodding and praying you didn't just agree to something insane.

Welcome to adulthood, where a surprise grocery store rearrangement feels like betrayal on a deeply personal level. #Adulthood #StruggleIsReal

Me: What’s the worst that could happen? Anxiety: Funny you should ask. Here's a detailed PowerPoint with citations and a bibliography. #MentalHealth

Random #weirdness 7th

Hey, I'd like to share one of my #artwork. #art #pray #hope

Ohio law says it's illegal to fish for whales on Sundays. Considering Ohio is landlocked, if you find a whale Mon-Sat, you're officially unstoppable. #FunFact

#SouthKorea is in crisis after President Yoon declared martial law, citing threats from "anti-state forces." The decree bans protests, controls the media, and halts political activity. Stocks have plummeted, and troops with helicopters are mobilizing near the National Assembly.

Random #weirdness 6th

#Atheism: a non-prophet organization.

As someone who believes in justice and accountability, I feel compelled to criticize, even when it’s uncomfortable. A president pardoning their own son raises serious ethical concerns. Healthy democracies thrive on accountability, not blind loyalty. #RuleOfLaw #JusticeMatters

Fun fact: It’s entirely possible to drink black coffee without letting the world know how strong and unique you are. Revolutionary, I know.

Random #weirdness 5th

Compassion over condemnation, always.

Autocracy thrives on fear, misinformation, and complacency. Democracies fall not because of the strength of autocrats, but the silence of those who let it happen. #Democracy #Autocracy #Freedom

@bsky.app , I heard you were good at algebra. Can you replace X without asking y? #Xodus 😉