This is why we can't have nice things. #ClayBennett

Go Dores! #buckfama #VolSky

Trying to watch a movie last night under my cat blanket. Heavy sigh...

Imagine, manufacturing a government shutdown to avoid swearing in Rep. Adelina Grijalva (D- AZ) who would cast the single vote needed to #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles The statue is back with repairs and a permit, serving as a reminder that we haven't forgotten. 🔥🔥🔥

I just helped write an obituary, so I can appreciate Ai's contribution to the funniest one I've read in quite a while. Hell, I'm a avid collector of dust, myself, and once thought I owned horses... turns out, they belonged to my ex-wife. #obit

If you think your job sucks, just remember there's someone who has to unpack, label, and test every stool sample sent in for examination at Cologuard. Talk about a shitty job...

This fall's campaign commercials are nauseating. Every GOP primary candidate for office here in middle TN is trying to "out-Trump" their cult leader by bashing their opponent as some woke, DEI, anti-MAGA Birkenstock wearing tree hugger who just arrived from Portland with a pro-trans agenda.

Are we really going to continue with everyday life as if the president of the United States ISN'T dangerously mentally ill? You'd think the mental health of someone who could end millions of human lives with one temper tantrum nuclear order would be subject to more serious scrutiny. God help us.

A lot of friends and relatives have given up and mowed their gardens, but ours keeps pumping out peppers, okra, and tomatoes. I'll probably hang most of this from our mailbox for the neighbors. If you're in Murfreesboro, c'mon by! #gardening #middleTennessee #lifeisgood #FDJT #goVols

A quick way to prevent future government shutdowns would be to cut off Congressional pay on day one, then dock each member $1000 per day for the duration of the impasse. (part 1)

NEW: Adelita Grijalva Says Mike Johnson Is Delaying Her Swearing-In to Prevent Epstein Vote www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Anyone heard if that guy has followed thru on his threat to publish Mike Johnson’s Grindr profile? #mikejohnson #gringr

The dude sounds serious, and I hope he's loaded for bear.

How soon before MAGA trucks start sporting this new license plate design?

Imagine being a top ranked military officer and being forced to sit and nod your head as this empty headed asshole blathers on and on and on with whatever bullshit falls out of his face? Damn. What an embarrassment.

Another looming government shutdown? Meh. These childish games have lost all meaning for most of us. We do this bullshit drama a couple times a year, and either they work it out or they don't. Frankly, it's hard to know which would be worse. Are there no adults in Washington? #shutdown #meh

I REALLY hate (!) that they've chosen the Third Saturday in October for the next big "NO KINGS!" rally across the country. I want to help save democracy, and I realize college football isn't as important as surviving fascism. But... It's Tennessee v Alabama! #GoVols #VolSky #BuckFama

There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41. Here’s the President of the United States of America.

The national media isn't hip to this yet, but had Max Gilbert nailed that field goal against Georgia, we'd be 5-0, with three quality wins, one of them a true SEC road win. Let them sleep on us, for now. When our corners are back and our D-line heals up we might be the best team in America. #Vols

I can almost hear "Ashokan Farewell" in the background as Garrison Keillor reads the letter to Prunella...

Go Vols!!!

Can’t throw high over the middle!!!

Someone explain how we get linemen injured after every extra point??? #vols

This announcer must be blindfolded. Missed it by twenty yards, called it “goof!” # VolSky

Need a defensive stop right now. Take the life outta State#volsky

Worst tackling defense since last year's Arkansas game. WTH??? #Vols

Why isn’t Boo Carter returning punts??? #vols

Vols by double digits this afternoon! #GBO #Vols #VolSky #ourdawgbetternyourn #4127final

Perfect.

SAD!!

Is your member of Congress a Republican? Want to help give Trump a massive Epstein headache? Just dial (909) 321-5643. (Leave a message on voicemail.) #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

I used to be bored, sitting at home all day with nothing to do. But now that I've taken up this new hobby of writing political shit on all of my ammunition, I'm busy as hell.

Guess that's it, then. Oh well... #rapture #EpsteinFiles #heavysigh #respectgodsprivacy

A twelve-foot statue of Trump holding hands and dancing with Jeffrey Epstein was erected on the National Mall in front of the White House earlier today. It has since been taken down and dismantled, but it was up for a while, plaque and all. #TrumpEpstein #nationalmall

Trump is going to have James Comey indicted? For fucks sake. #comey #lawfare #DOJcorrupt

Got this today, to replace the bootleg CD I purchased years ago from someone's scratchy album. Buckingham/Nicks is a fantastic album, and it's easy to see why Mick Fleetwood invited them to join Fleetwood Mac after hearing it. #BuckinghamNicks #freshsounds #IYKYK

Share these whenever appropriate. We can't let them change the narrative. #Tylenol #Epstein #FDJT

We stayed up to watch Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, but the ABC affiliate in Nashville aired a program in its place featuring the remodeling of Johnny Cash's home on a local lake. I'm sure their programming got better ratings than Kimmel's return. Sinclair can kiss my ass. #Kimmel #Sinclair

Some of us do.

Tylenol causes autism? Cool. Whatever. Now release the Epstein Files. #tylenol #EpsteinFiles #distractions

I can remember when my threshold for excitement was pretty high. Now I'm calling out to my wife if two hummingbirds land on the same feeder without having a turf war... #birds #hummingbirds #exciting #godimold #wth

Are the news crews stationed outside of Tom Holman's house, yet? Are the reporters badgering him every time he steps outside? Is there a non-stop frenzy to ask Trump why the DOJ hasn't indicted him? IF we're gonna play hardball, let's fucking go. #Holman #bribe #ClayBennetteditorialcartoon

Good morning 💙 Is he dead yet? #ReleaseTheFiles

The migrating hummingbirds are stopping by for a pit stop on their way south. It always gets hectic here in middle Tennessee as October approaches. Gonna miss these little guys, squeakin' and buzzin' around. #birds #rubythroatedhummingbirds #hummingbirds

Has anyone checked on X to see if they've all been "Raptured"? My neighbor was warming up his truck this morning, so I guess he didn't make the cut. #rapture

I can't afford to give my kid autism, pay for Disney, AND remain a member in good standing in ANTIFA. Maybe I should start a "Go Fund Me"? #tylenol #ANTIFA #decisionsdecisions #Disney