When I grow up I wanna be Werner Herzog.

Happy 100 to David Attenborough! We are incredibly blessed for him to stick with us so long.

I knew it was getting bad for my "people". I didn't realize it was getting THIS bad.

I love that I called the He-Man movie looking like absolute crap months ago, and only now do I learn that Skeletor is played by Jared Leto... and they didn't even let him chew the scenery like a lunatic! He's doing a serious voice! Shitty overacting is his only talent dammit!

The greatest champion of Nurgle in centuries.

Things I find attractive: Knowing really cool music.

Might have found a @slimyswampghost.bsky.social knockoff toy in the wild, unless this is actually from a game or something

Dorohedoro must be an incredibly fun series to make OPs for. There's just so much cool imagery and shit that is just awesome out of context to throw out there in a thematic fashion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=guAR...

Round the Block

Creature from Deathstalker that looks like a combination of a gremlin, Kivat-Bat, and Nurgling for a little bit of grimdark cute.

I am incredibly excited. I saw that there's going to be a Clayface movie and a Behind the Mask sequel just today. What a good day for horror news!

Representative Mesozoic avialans, except Enantiornithes #Sciart #Paleoart #Dinosaur

Ohh, the community theater in my town is playing Rozencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead!

I think we should bring back "unreconstructed" as an insult.

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

I like ACDC songs that sound like they're a gang of criminal dwarves.

May is a very good movie. American Audition.

Shudder getting a bunch of 2000s horror is awesome but reminds me of how much a lot of it sucked. The 2000s really were pretty dire in a lot of ways. Still, at least horror got over the remake train, while everything else just did it harder.

The garden

I like ACDC songs where they sound like a gang of criminal dwarves.

There really has been a massive uptick in blatant bad-faith media criticism over the years. People will criticize movies or shows for things that literally didn't happen the way they're portraying. Madness.

Bought this like a year ago on a bookstore date. I am really enjoying a lot about it, but I especially want to say I really like Lucien.

Saw a trailer for the new He-Man movie. Looks absolutely dreadful, but damn that's a fantastic Skeletor design.

The day of the liar approaches. Believe not the tongues of others, and distrust your eyes for many will attempt to decieve them.

...the he in this post was Phil Tippett.

We live in an era of massive budgets that should get us really cool history/mythology stuff, and yet a major character in the Odyssey looks like they had to repurpose his helmet from a disused Batman mask.

If I could wish upon grand Betelgeuse, the TItan's Shadow, for one thought whispered into his head, it's that he make a dinosaur horror movie mixing live action and stop motion like he intended with Jurassic Park.

If anybody wants to see my D&D character who might escape the cycle, I have a few doodles of her.

It sucks that we live in an era of massively bloated budgets and yet our historical movies have only looked worse and worse. We should be able to make a brilliant Odyssey that looks absolutely jaw dropping, so why does it look like shit?

I think in general Magic the Gathering creatures do a better job of having abilities that reflect something about their design and lore than Yugioh creatures do.

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Legalize weed, criminialize weed jokes.

Undertone was... good. Decent. Kind of weirdly straightforward for a horror movie and feels like it lost a lot of meat somewhere. Still, it does some dreadful stuff with sound, which is what I was there for! If you're interested, definitely get it in theaters or get your surround sound set up.

Everybody thinks they're Robespierre until they realize suddenly that in fact they are Robespierre.

Same vibes

Hell is going to become so much more annoying over the next century.

I recently watched a movie called The Island, a 2005 sci-fi movie by Michael Bay of all people. It really really works for about half of it, but it unfortunately raises the question: does it fall apart because Michael Bay, or because 2005?

Animals that went extinct just a few thousand years ago make me so sad. We were SO CLOSE. We couldn't have Allosaurus, but we could absolutely have mammoths, but we missed it.

I'm going to be honest, I've been failing a lot of captchas lately. It's not looking good for me guys.

Knights, arthropods, and robots are all at least kinda the same thing.

That is all of Gen 1 complete! Today, we'll do gen 2's starters!

Coward. I'm already onto the 5th and you won't believe where they are.

Bionicle: The Mask of Light if we count movies hyperfixated on as a child.

Hitchhiker

It’s depressing to think (know) Hollywood is far more willing to throw $100m at historically unsuccessful IP just because people know it!” rather than develop new properties/ideas 🤬

"THIS TIME IT'LL BE GOOD I SWEAR" -Screamed the producer as he was thrown out of the pitch meeting in the smarter alternate universe.

What most fandoms seem to think "death of the author" means is "I can still enjoy Harry Potter even though Rowling is increasingly toxic".

I wish the Godzilla Monsterverse movies weren't held back by being really bad.

Iron Lung wasn't just good but surprisingly great! The budget shows in places but in others it looks incredible, especially the phenomenal creature effects. A lot of people have said it's too long, but I found the pacing perfect myself.