Everyone excited about the new alliance raid series until they get hit by an AoE and this shows up on their debuff list.

Okay, SMN is pretty simple already, so they probably won't change too much, right? But hear me out. What if, finally...

Me in 2027, attempting to figure out how to survive the critically acclaimed 14th Impact.

GET IN THE ROBOT, HIROSHI! If anyone had that on their Fanfest bingo card, no you didn't.

Scheming once more.

Waiting for a buddy to run Jollibee (Extreme), hitting several stores in a row to get enough emote codes for the friend group, praying he doesn't get caught by the Chick-fil-A aoe spam and can manage the hotdog cart aggro. $24 though, good grief. Glad I'm not the one paying.

Decided to give @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social a proper and thorough foot cleaning using...unconventional methods, or extremely conventional, depending on who you ask. Hope you all enjoy!~

Now that Solution Nine has calmed down a bit, Sphene has found much more time to indulge her peoples' wishes... and yours too.

Aki attempting to stand up comedy like Altani and hopes to get tickled like Altani! Looks like Aki forgets people know what she’s about! Ft: @vonvitae.bsky.social, @MunashiiFox (From X), @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social & @woltojo.bsky.social #ffxiv #gposers #ffxivnsfw #hyur #miqote #aura #viera

Mild concern that, despite not doing TEA since March of last year, it took exactly one pull for the rotation to come crawling out of hiding like a sleeper agent finally receiving their orders. Meanwhile I'll make a neat effect for my gposes and forget how I did it the next day.

As tough as a Warrior of Light can be, all it takes is one mistake and they can be reduced to a helpless captive, little more than a toy to be played with. I wonder how long she'll last?

Or the weapon we needed could drop this week and we call it there, that works too. I'm a bit disappointed I could never get an orange in either phase of M12S even with clean runs, but overall I can't complain. Arcadion definitely secured it's place as my favourite raid series.

Nald'thal would approve.

You've no idea how badly I have the urge to go back into TEA PFs for the fun of it. The only thing stopping me is having to derust, and that's looking like a flimsier defence by the day. Limit Cut, Nisi, and Wormhole memes, oh my! Perhaps I'll even greed Stillness, as a treat.

Mastering the blade, deceiving your opponents with tricky flourishes, all very impressive. One slight problem when you're a 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘦 Swordmaster however... 𝘕𝘰-𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

The DT alliance raids I've been doing the last few weeks have taught me that some people will refuse to play if they get one of them, or worse actively sabotage it. I know it's Dawntrail and it's hip to hate on it but you willingly queued for alliance raid roulette, now play it.

Please close the Syrcus and let the clowns out, I need them in Tural.

I'm ready for the weekend. Are you?

Three months later, my Arcadion journey is complete. Everyone walks away with multiple BiS sets, the mount, and no regrets. We'll all enjoy our break before 7.5. ...Is what I'd say if we didn't all agree to keep reclearing 12 each week for more weapons. The show must go on!

Poor Tyago (@voltviper.bsky.social) thought she was tough enough to handle a few tickles. Little did she realise a little can turn into a lot very quickly, and I made sure she's going nowhere.

Wouldn't be new items on the store without the endless chorus of "wish we could earn that in-game" from the people who don't run content. On a related note, Another Merchant's Tale cleared! A very fun series of fights, I'll definitely be farming them a while for all the rewards.

I hope you all had a wonderful Easter, remember to pace yourself with the chocolate. I'm honestly not sure what I was going for here, I just felt like posing them.

Happy Easter from Aki, Astrid and Altani! 🥚🐰 Ft: @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social (Astrid) & @vonvitae.bsky.social (Altani) #ffxiv #gposers #ffxivnsfw #ffxivfeet #aura #hyur

Feeling the burn, and a few other things, with @missalmondsxiv.bsky.social.

I do hope I'm not keeping you waiting. ...Unless you enjoy the anticipation?

workout mischief. #almondcomic ft. @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social !!

Alden & Muna out in the markets of Kugane while Luke and Zana are at home, when Alden don't have missions he spends time with the family when he can and they ran into Astrid while out! Ft: @MunashiiFox (From X) & @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social #ffxiv #gposers #ffxivnsfw #ffxivfeet #aura #hyur #viera

Out of all the nonsense to pick from, I've decided that the worst thing I experience in FFXIV currently is tanks who pull the mobs immediately after Mistwake boss 2 all the way to the gate. Yoshi P, let me glue Slipstream/Doton to the tank's face in 8.0, thank you in advance.

The truth comes out. @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social @vymora.bsky.social (1/2) #FF14nsfw #FFXIVnsfw #gposensfw #Tickling

Grabbed myself a great deal at the night market, it was half off!

Hatching-tide is once again upon us, which means sightings of bunnies have skyrocketed. @novafunbun.bsky.social didn't quite get the message however, deciding to deliver something much tastier than eggs instead.

Realised I have tons of collabs that haven't been posted, and likely won't be. It seems I have terrible luck with them and outside of one who has real life to blame, every other one still outstanding has stopped responding once I've done my side of the deal. That combined with...

Your adventures in the Arcadion may be at an end, but that doesn't mean you can't reap the rewards anymore. Best of all, Eutrope won't make you wait a week between sessions.

Nobody: Absolutely no-one: Y'nazqha:

I imagine @vonvitae.bsky.social thought she was safe to practice escaping from bindings. Unfortunately for her, I decided to make it an actual challenge.

I'm not sure about this 10.0 graphical update, you guys...

When I wake up I'm posting the most cursed image I've ever made and I am NOT apologising for it.

OK, I might have gposed a bit too much. I just realised I have 52 posts in my backlog to get through. Some of them have been waiting their turn for so long they're collecting cobwebs in my drafts. That's not even a joke, there's one in here I made three years ago.

It's probably not a good idea to ask me for workout routines, especially if you're ticklish. Come on @evergladeffxiv.bsky.social just a few more reps. The sooner you finish, the sooner they do too.

A little silly moment, as a treat.

"𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳... 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦!"

"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴! 𝘎𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳, 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘯!"

"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴!"

Some duties are a little tougher than others, but I have to earn tomestones somehow...

"𝘜𝘨𝘩, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨! 𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘳𝘰!"

"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺!"

Want to dance?

This year the Songbirds are trying out a new method of hyping up the crowd, but will it prove effective?