Honey B Lovely and Vamp Fatale want to settle the debate once and for all. Whose team are you on?

You hear the screams of metal... and they're coming closer!

Matching glams to the fight is very important for team morale. Well, that's the excuse anyway.

Who needs mitigation when you can just get disconnected by the ddos before the next raidwide?

I'll be going into Heavyweight Savage as SMN as though the mere thought of it wouldn't get me blacklisted from every PF. I've done practically everything else in Dawntrail as SMN, I've got to complete the bit at this point, right?

Vamp Fatale may have lost, but that doesn't mean you can't still submit yourself to her. Just be careful, she might never let you go...

Finally bothered to figure out how to convert old gear to DT materials and then spent an hour messing around with one whole coat. You can get lost in those settings...

Casually discovering the tankbuster in Doomtrain EX does a healthy 400k+ if a DPS is targeted. Despite Carbuncle's best efforts, Radiant Aegis did not save me.

In exchange for keeping her secret safe from the Warrior of Light, Hallie has offered you a rather compelling deal. Do you accept her terms? #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Merry Starlight everyone!!! (Merry Christmas!) Ft: @chantargent (From X) @Thebluemiqo (From X) @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social @andreanaxiv.bsky.social @MunashiiFox (From X) @pockettenshi.bsky.social @tsuketsuyo.bsky.social Sorry to my other mutuals that didn't make it in this pose.

One more sleep to go before the big day, at least for me. As for you, you get to open a present early and stay awake all night playing with it. Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎄 #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

She's a cat at heart, at least at Crimbus.

Decided to dip my toe into healing the new extreme after never healing anything tougher than M8N and you know what? It wasn't all that bad at all... if you just ignore the dangerous levels of anxiety in the other 7 guys after being barely kept alive through the raidwides.

A quick heads up, some 7.4 spoiler gposes will be coming out of the pipes from the 30th, two weeks after the patch. Yes, they'll involve those characters you're thinking of, don't you worry.

It's a Hot Fuzz kind of day. @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social #FF14 #FFXIV #gpose #gposer

Yugiri can handle many things, but a few bottles of Ul'dah's finest starlight spirits might be a little too much for her. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Met a celebrity today.

Folks really like to talk trash about Elezens until a hot redhead Elezen wants to kick their asses for entertainment.

When you wake up on patch day and have to read the changes to figure out if your main job is bad now.

Lyse never did let a little thing like the cold stop her. Will it stop you? #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

For the first time in forever I'm facing a new patch without needing to spam pvp in the last few days to reach series rank 25. Savage and ultimate clears don't even come close to feeling this good. 10/10 would recommend.

Altani got a new toy that needed testing. Altani had someone she needed to get revenge on. Altani figured out how to kill two birds with one stone. @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social #FF14nsfw #FFXIVnsfw #gposensfw #Tickling

The frustrated goldsmith is now a quad legend. 🥳

I adore Viera, it's one of my greatest weaknesses, and I'm weakest of all for Lyna. So why not join me and see what a couple of lucky rabbit's feet are capable of? #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

One week left to get a clear of FRU before 7.4 drops. Pray for a frustrated goldsmith. 🥲

I know I made content of Kafka and Castorice before, but as someone who never touches gacha games nor knows anything about the characters beforehand, is it right for me to make more? Or does that come off as disrespectful for not being a fan of those kind of games?

I think my Machinist job stone is a little different to everyone else's...

Okay I know we're all gushing over Everything Burns, and for good reason, but hear me out... That rearrangement of the FFIX boss theme though. 👀

Boy, that Doman uprising could have ended badly. Just imagine what Yotsuyu would have done to someone like Yugiri if she got her hands on her. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Late night grumble. It was a good run but I may need to start taking pay for comms before I start them from now on, all thanks to a few individuals. Taking them after finishing felt more honest to me, but I guess I was just inviting trouble. The rest of you were legit at least.

It's December, you know what that means... New glam day! 🎄

Keith's (@sahalizard.bsky.social) first mistake was thinking he could beat NNN. His second mistake was thinking we'd ever let him. Better luck next year... #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Sometimes I get the most unexpected clients. Dorgono, probably the fiercest warrior I've ever met, looking to show off her feet? Ridiculous, absurd, preposterous even! And yet... #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

An entire city of gold. You'd think it would be perfect for a master goldsmith such as myself, but I had eyes for a different prize and Cahciua knew it. Just call me an Endless, because I'll be here forever... #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

One thing I can't resist is a cute Elezen. Shale was all too willing to kick off her boots and quench both our thirsts, and she even admitted she's ticklish! Though... when do I tell her that drink was non-alcoholic? #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

I couldn't decide which I preferred, so have a variant of yesterday's post.

I can't absolve you of your sins... so one more won't make a difference. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Adventurers can sometimes get a little too cocky. @vonvitae.bsky.social let her guard down for a second, that's all it took to end up restrained, barefoot, and oiled up. It's a good thing she's not ticklish! ...Oh. My mistake. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

I've come to know Melancholy quite well since I arrived in Solution Nine, and she understands my desires all too well. An expert at serving drinks, she's now branching out into serving something much more tasty. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Athena, now claiming to be a god, returned to me recently. Did she become a new member of the Twelve? She definitely didn't look like the rest, but just between us, her soles were divine. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Supposedly the Ala Mhigan resistance would interrogate captured Garlean forces in a rather unusual manner. Lyse offered to give me a demonstration, and believe me, if I was a Garlean I'd spill the beans too. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Quiet down everyone, class is now in session. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

And another. Just how many did I never post over here in those early days? 😔 #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Another shot I never posted here? Surely not. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

With tomestones constantly fluctuating in value, people can always trust in the ever reliable tomestones of poetics. Though with so many in circulation, Rowena has started offering a much more enticing exchange. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

You're under arrest on suspicion of spying on an officer's feet. Now come quietly... #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

It would seem Kan-E-Senna has come up with a new way to reward adventurers who help Gridania. I can certainly see the appeal, but I'm no adventurer. You, on the other hand... #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Today's repost is another one I apparently never posted here before, double oops. More treats for you though. #FFXIVfeet #FF14feet #FFXIVlewd #FF14lewd #FFXIVnsfw #FF14nsfw

Joke's on them, they just saved me from MSQ roulette.

Found myself in a weird situation where I almost want the DDoS issue to continue just so the meme I made last night is still relevant when I post it. Some of you may disconnect, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.