Never criticize Altani Geneqs driving skills! You will only piss her off and it will cause her to give you a real reason to criticize her driving! Astrid and Altani (Von) found this out the hard way! Ft: @vonvitae.bsky.social & @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social #ffxiv #gposers #ffxivsfw #aura #hyur

Musical talent is essential for villainess. Discarded grand piano was perfect for my performance. Though it needed few more holes and storage space, addons that are very normal for piano... After collecting the "parts" that make all the sounds, the show can begin...

Even the best thieves slip up sometimes, but getting caught isn't the real issue, it's what comes after. Will the villainous duo be able to resist their captor's interrogation techniques? Ft: @sahalizard.bsky.social

The Gold Saucer has been bustling lately thanks to the efforts of Ajisai and her otter friends. Spend enough MGP and perhaps she'll give you a special reward. Are you ready to Make It Rain?

The Make It Rain event got me wearing some straight up nonsense.

Fish Eyes is a hell of a drug... #WardensOfPride

Exercise can feel like a chore sometimes, but watching others like @kissune.bsky.social have a go at it? Yeah, I can see the appeal. And a few other things...

Ultimate raiders after logging in today.

Now free from having to trawl through magic books, Y'nazqha has a few things to show off. I'm not entirely sure how this is relevant to her adventures, but I certainly won't object.

Do not forget to stretch. Made by @ABlackburnFFXIV.

Oh boy, one week until UMAD. This will be my first ever day one ultimate experience. Teehee, I'm in danger. A good thing I've got so many gposes in the backlog because my brain is going to be way too fried over the next few weeks.

Even in his current, diminished form, Calyx can arrange for some bothersome situations. What was meant to be a quick interrogation between Halmarut and Sphene soon became a desperate struggle for the both of them.

Hahahaaa, I win, you stoney bastard. Enjoy living in my retainer's inventory, you're going NOWHERE!

I caught several new fish today, I'm already having a fantastic day. You really didn't need to add a certain angry streamer getting banned from XIV too.

After a long day of adventuring it's only right that Vivid_Myth (twtr) gets to kick off her shoes and rest. Perhaps you can even lend her a hand...

Legendary roulette pull just now.

She's a maniac, maaaaaniac on the floor. 🎶

Saya decided to take a rest in S9 and propped up some tasty sights for those interested~ (Thank you @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social for this piece~ :3)

It’s a lovely night out in the Azim Steppe! Care to join me by the fire? Commissioned from the talented @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social!

The Pelupelu aren't always the cheapest option, but they do offer some unique ways to earn discounts. KajaTheFox (twtr) may regret agreeing to this deal, but unfortunately for her, all sales are final.

Astrid's been knocking out a bunch of fishing achievements lately, but her luck has mysteriously run out at this latest spot... @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social

A good maid knows exactly how to serve her customers. Care for a sip?

Astrid was invited to S9 by Saya for a hangout, but instead it was a special comparison~ Needless to say she was impressed by Saya :3 (Thank you for making this @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social )

Keeping it reel.

One arena change to stop people from vomiting on their keyboards and folks lose their damn minds. No fancy gpose background or fight aura is worth more than a person's health.

It's been too long since I've had the chance to tease @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social like this. Always going about tickling everyone but seems to avoid getting a taste of her own medicine. Perhaps I'll call some friends over she teased to have a taste as well. Mmmm~ Sweet Green Apple flavor~

She was a tough one to please, but the Fair Maiden knew exactly how to show her appreciation when it mattered.

Regrettably I've fallen back down the ocean fishing hole. Every two hours I get disappointment injected straight into my eyeballs. I have no-one to blame but myself and Fisherdev. But every once in a while, you get lucky...

When you look like a goddess, it's only so long before I have to test whether you sound like one too. The results are in, and Kemuri520 (twt) passed with flying colours! But... who said the tests had to stop?

When people keep posting spoilers on patch day.

Remember... remember us. Remember... that we once lived...

All @agicatte.bsky.social had to do was not laugh for a few minutes, little did she know how tough my challenge would turn out to be. Better luck next time! But for now, failure has its price and she's going nowhere...

Cleared TEA last night after almost 14 months since my last clear. Please don't tell the party that I'd only derusted up to Limit Cut, they don't need to know. It's a little disturbing how both mechanics and rotation just come flooding back like I never left though. I could...

Everyone excited about the new alliance raid series until they get hit by an AoE and this shows up on their debuff list.

Okay, SMN is pretty simple already, so they probably won't change too much, right? But hear me out. What if, finally...

Me in 2027, attempting to figure out how to survive the critically acclaimed 14th Impact.

GET IN THE ROBOT, HIROSHI! If anyone had that on their Fanfest bingo card, no you didn't.

Scheming once more.

Waiting for a buddy to run Jollibee (Extreme), hitting several stores in a row to get enough emote codes for the friend group, praying he doesn't get caught by the Chick-fil-A aoe spam and can manage the hotdog cart aggro. $24 though, good grief. Glad I'm not the one paying.

Decided to give @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social a proper and thorough foot cleaning using...unconventional methods, or extremely conventional, depending on who you ask. Hope you all enjoy!~

Now that Solution Nine has calmed down a bit, Sphene has found much more time to indulge her peoples' wishes... and yours too.

Aki attempting to stand up comedy like Altani and hopes to get tickled like Altani! Looks like Aki forgets people know what she’s about! Ft: @vonvitae.bsky.social, @MunashiiFox (From X), @ablackburnffxiv.bsky.social & @woltojo.bsky.social #ffxiv #gposers #ffxivnsfw #hyur #miqote #aura #viera

Mild concern that, despite not doing TEA since March of last year, it took exactly one pull for the rotation to come crawling out of hiding like a sleeper agent finally receiving their orders. Meanwhile I'll make a neat effect for my gposes and forget how I did it the next day.

As tough as a Warrior of Light can be, all it takes is one mistake and they can be reduced to a helpless captive, little more than a toy to be played with. I wonder how long she'll last?

Or the weapon we needed could drop this week and we call it there, that works too. I'm a bit disappointed I could never get an orange in either phase of M12S even with clean runs, but overall I can't complain. Arcadion definitely secured it's place as my favourite raid series.

Nald'thal would approve.

You've no idea how badly I have the urge to go back into TEA PFs for the fun of it. The only thing stopping me is having to derust, and that's looking like a flimsier defence by the day. Limit Cut, Nisi, and Wormhole memes, oh my! Perhaps I'll even greed Stillness, as a treat.

Mastering the blade, deceiving your opponents with tricky flourishes, all very impressive. One slight problem when you're a 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘦 Swordmaster however... 𝘕𝘰-𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

The DT alliance raids I've been doing the last few weeks have taught me that some people will refuse to play if they get one of them, or worse actively sabotage it. I know it's Dawntrail and it's hip to hate on it but you willingly queued for alliance raid roulette, now play it.