Remember #yourphoneislistening to you. My wife and I had a conversation about #pancakes two days ago. Now I've been bombarded by IHOP ads online. There are no #IHOP restaurants in Australia. I still want pancakes. 🥞

To spread the word about my #screenplay, I'm making character description videos. #elevatorpitch #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #TheStudio #TheMunsters #Clueless #sabrinacarpenter #christinaapplegate #aliciasilverstone #reesewitherspoon #chloegracemoretz #sydneysweeney #kiernanshipka youtu.be/oqS1ME8nGBc

No kings

Rest in peace

Looking for #angelinvestors for my #supernaturalcomedy, HollyWEIRD, #pitchdeck link in bio. Think: #TheStudio + #WhatWeDoInTheShadows x #Clueless. #Screenwriting #IndieFilm #Filmmaking #FilmPitch #FilmIndustry #SpookySeason #IndieCreator #BuffyTheVampireSlayer #TheAddamsFamily #satire #hollywood

Beautiful. I got emotional at the end during Eugene Levy's story at the end. Go watch it. #johncandy

Toying with #Sora using my original screenplay #HollyWEIRD as a basis. Maybe this is what it would be like as a 1990's sitcom. #chatgpt #AIVideo

AI is far from perfect. I asked #GoogleAI Studio to describe the intro to Family Matters and in addition to giving me a description, it generated this image image. We all remember Urll, Urke, and Urcor!

I was today years old when I out that the original Morticia was also the gold-digger in the original House of Wax! #carolynjones #spookyseason

#GoogleAI ain't playing. I asked it to speak in a #NewOrleans accent, gave it something to say, and it gave me this. It's wild y'all! ⚜💻🤯

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't accomplish anything you've set your mind to. I did it today. I finished every episode of Mama's Family. #blessed

I was too young to catch Three's Company during its first run, so I decided to binge it on Pluto TV. People have gone on for years about Suzanne Somers, but Joyce DeWitt is head and shoulders above the rest for me.

Now I can finally retire... #facebooksettlement #consumerprivacy #Facebook

@larrythek.bsky.social Ed Wood was one of the inspirations for my screenplay - a supernatural-comedy about a struggling actress who discovers the top Hollywood hunk is one of the undead. Think 'The Munsters x The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel' [Pitch deck in bio] #screenwriting #spookyseason #letsmakeamovie

@mcuban.bsky.social do you ever invest in film projects? My screenplay has gotten a lot of praise from readers. But I can't find anyone in the business, or financially able to back it, to listen to the pitch let alone read it. Got 30 seconds? #tryingeverything

Someone at iHeart needs a cup of coffee or a nap... I don't think this is right.

Some snowflake narced on me on Instagram.

Time is a flat circle... and I want fried chicken.

We can fight. And we can win.

NEW SHIRT AVAILABLE ON MY @teepublic.bsky.social 👕 www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8061... #antifa #eisenhower

Oh, they chose the wrong day to send out this kind of email...

"Free speech for me, but not for thee."

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Enjoyed #TheStudio? Like #supernatural stuff too? In the #moviebusiness? You will love my screenplay 🦇 monkeymanweb.com/hollyweird/

My TV Heroes prints are now available on merch from my @teepublic store! #goldengirls x #batman [Link in Bio]

It's the most marvelous blueberry pie that I've ever tasted!

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@wwozneworleans.bsky.social is on FIRE right now. Sounding good, baby. Sounding GOOD!

Fan of 90's comics and TV shows? My TV Heroes prints are now available on t-shirts, mugs, stickers, and more at my @teepublic.bsky.social store: www.teepublic.com/user/monkeym... #goldengirls #seinfeld #savedbythebell #familymatters #batman #fantasticfour #xmen #spiderman

I bought some new shoes today. Natalie's first reaction was to say they looked like Ned Flanders' Assassins. 😐 #thesimpsons #Nike

It's almost the #spookyseason. Who loves a good supernatural comedy? I've written one! I'm NOT asking to raise money for it. Just share it with your favorite celebrity who can help get it made! Here is the pitch deck to read 🦇 monkeymanweb.com/hollyweird/

Y'all are hoping that he's dead. And, fair enough. But Couch-Boy would take over. And that's what the oligarchs want - a young puppet. James Donald Bowman is not the lesser of two evils. He's just the younger of two evils. Why do you think he was offered the gig? #IsHeDead

My wife has me watching this show and none of these brothers look alike. Not even like a little bit! And two of them are supposed to be twins?? Like they don't even look like they come from the same ethnicity, let alone the same family gene pool. Was it cast by an AI? #mylifewiththeWalterboys

Listen to the HollyWEIRD playlist on #Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/48f... #Screenwriting #Filmmaking #FilmPitch #FilmIndustry #HorrorComedy #SpookySeason #SupernaturalComedy #PopCultureObsessed #IndieCreator #scriptwriting #lookbook #script #supernatural #comedy #satire #readme

#PITCHDECK available ➡ monkeymabweb.com/hollyweird #Screenwriting #Filmmaking #FilmPitch #FilmIndustry #HorrorComedy #SpookySeason #SupernaturalComedy #PopCultureObsessed #IndieCreator #TheAddamsFamily #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #scriptwriting #lookbook #script #supernatural #comedy #satire #readme

Want to see my #PITCHDECK ?➡ monkeymabweb.com/hollyweird #Screenwriting #Filmmaking #FilmPitch #FilmIndustry #HorrorComedy #SpookySeason #SupernaturalComedy #PopCultureObsessed #IndieCreator #TheAddamsFamily #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #scriptwriting #lookbook #script #supernatural #comedy #satire #readme

Are you on #BLKLST? I am, but I'm not sure why... 🤔 ➡ blcklst.com/profile/Monk... #Screenwriting #Filmmaking #FilmPitch #FilmIndustry #HorrorComedy #SpookySeason #SupernaturalComedy #PopCultureObsessed #IndieCreator #scriptwriting #lookbook #script #supernatural #comedy #satire #readme

New #PITCHDECK now online ➡ monkeymabweb.com/hollyweird #Screenwriting #Filmmaking #FilmPitch #FilmIndustry #HorrorComedy #SpookySeason #SupernaturalComedy #PopCultureObsessed #IndieCreator #TheAddamsFamily #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #scriptwriting #lookbook #script #supernatural #comedy #satire #readme

What inspired my script for "HollyWEIRD!"? Check out my @letterboxd.social list letterboxd.com/monkeymanweb... #Screenwriting #Filmmaking #FilmPitch #FilmIndustry #HorrorComedy #SupernaturalComedy #PopCultureObsessed #IndieCreator #TheAddamsFamily #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #supernatural #comedy

New #PITCHDECK now online ➡ monkeymabweb.com/hollyweird #Screenwriting #Filmmaking #FilmPitch #FilmIndustry #HorrorComedy #SpookySeason #SupernaturalComedy #PopCultureObsessed #IndieCreator #TheAddamsFamily #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #scriptwriting #lookbook #script #supernatural #comedy #satire #readme

#jetlag If only I could be this wide awake when I need to wake up for work and other things. No alarm. Clear-minded. Unrushed and refreshed. 😮‍💨

What y'all know about some #turkeynecks! 🦃🍝 #homecooking

Overheard in a Metairie Verizon store: "John Larroquette a communist."

Helping my mother set up her new phone and she has received 17 spam calls 4 hours. Disgusting. #DoNotCall

My trip to California, in out-of-context Simpsons images.

Hello, my name is Brayan. Nice to meet you.

Taking the #amtrak Pacific Surfliner down to San Diego. 🚄🌊