Days 8, 9, 10, and 11: Playing catch-up

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga

when are two things equal? never. if they were equal, they wouldn't be two things. you're welcome.

I'm not going to buy that Skooma from you. Get rid of it and then we can trade.

Proposal: The GU SETMECHANICUBE! 🧊 A 180 card, two-color cube centered on all of the extremely narrow GU #2CUDS we've seen over the years. The challenge is to find ~some~ synergy across all of these little niches, and... honestly, I think it can be done!

Gritty and dense and just a hint of sweet. Cheap cocoa. Vitamins and egg white to excess. No frosting. An American flag screen printed on top. Vacuum sealed in a foil pouch.

Day 7: Power

Day 6: Prism

Day 5: Moon

Day 4: Quartet

I just don't think consciousness is a task.

Day 3: Wish #MTGMoxtober

These disgusting pen-bros are writing short stories where women are easy to control. When will we finally ban ballpoint pens?

2. Meditation #MTGMoxtober #MtG

"Eat God" is live on Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/pen... Be a blue-furred social justice advocate with detachable limbs, a many-eyed horror with strong opinions about metaphysics, or a jet-powered telepathic crab and stick it to the Man though the power of gratuitous cartoon violence.

Day 1: Rabbit #MTGMoxtober

What is happening over there?!

Join me this month #MTGMoxtober

If I had to see one musical live this year: Back to the Future Shucked Hadestown The Sound of Music Mrs. Doubtfire Water for Elephants

993 now... Just 7 more beautiful, intelligent, extraordinary people and we're at 1,000

If you’re an H1B holder impacted by the new Trump executive order there are several lawsuits brewing. This is one, and there are others working in this as well. DM me if you need a connect to pro bono lawyers. redeaglelaw.com/lawsuit-inte...

@bear.bzky.team Didn't you used to play Storybook Brawl? I'm enjoying its spiritual successor. store.steampowered.com/app/3062740/...

A shitpost is content somewhat similar to a post, but in a certain way "shittier".

Pack 1 Pick 1?

It's like "fibrant replacement" were my activation phase.

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There is SO MUCH going on in the cybersecurity space every single day 🫠

L + Ratio + I don't have that intuition + I have the opposite intuition + I have an error theory for your intuition

Why did he write it like an ad for a cologne for creeps?

High School class of 2009

One of the coolest MtG things I've ever done was do stable marriage pairings with the Choose a Background commanders based on their EDHRec deck counts. archidekt.com/decks/859988...

"This toxic yuri is harmless in adults, but has been reported to cause birth defects in the State of California."

This math joke reminds me of a short story about a guy who accidentally kills himself while committing a hate crime against gay Asian men.

"Powerful people are just pretending to be dumb in service of a monolithic force of capitalist domination." just isn't true. Like, multiple republican politicians died from COVID.

He was right. Ontology never.

Getting my badge made on Friday! Honestly, besides having money again, I'm glad I'll be around people. My last job was remote, and when my roommate moved out back in January, I've been miserable.

i've never seen anyone attempt a LuBubu (Lu Bu x Labubu), so i took the dark deed upon myself

Cheese Tiers A Pepperjack, Havarti, Brie, Cambert B Mild Cheddar, Mozzarella, Muenster, Gruyere, Parmesan, Feta, Romano C Baby Swiss, Emmental, Gouda, Provolone. Colby, Monterey Jack, Cream Cheese, Bocconcini, Cotija, Paneer D Sharp Cheddar, American, Asiago, Cottage, Ricotta F Blue, Gorgonzola

Jesus’ fursona would clearly be a lion/sheep hybrid and anyone who thinks differently is out of their mind

Does an LLM have Buddha nature or not?

"If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever."

Just think about how many suicides the pen and pieces of paper industries contributed to! Clearly, we need ballpoint pens that tell the government everything you write down. For the safety of the children, of course.

I just dont think genocidal rhetoric against Mormons is funny.

Starting September 8th, I will be a Software Assurance Cyber Analyst.

The king's hand!

There are nine model structures on the category of sets, seven on pointed sets, and five on vector spaces. 🧮 arxiv.org/abs/2508.15731

One no show, one alchemist built kind of poorly, a barbarian and a champ. TPK against three hogs.