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Payload 76 - "Canon" Smut This week I looked at some more grounded sexual encounters for the featured characters (Remmy won; Betty tied for second) Personally, even some very softcore smut that's actually canon strikes me harder. The angle that it "really happened", you know? Anyway here's a look!

Bunny bun bun bun!!

Today I visited the outhouse that was built for Emperor Alexander II of Russia in 1863 It's funny because there's a grocery store and other stuff nearby but the imperial shitter still stands there in a street corner

Life is full of disappointments. One of them is not being allowed to eat bread at 1 am

A Posca marker Dima by @geckermedic.bsky.social ! 🐩🍊🌿

friendly bird

Little sad porohub redirects to some scam site and not a hub of northern cervids with cloven hooves ( For context poro means reindeer, specifically the domesticated variant, in Finnish )

The only reason she agreed to any of this was because you told her you have rare minerals at home (she wants to lick them)

Cerberus but make it Borzoi

sleeping dog lies ( probably dreaming about someting ) #digitalart #digitalpainting #dog #illustration #art

Two flavors of Sherry

Exercise induced muscle inflammation + Afternoon nap = Guaranteed nightmares An ex complaining aloud how whiny I am but there's no-one else in the apartment. Checking out the balcony only to see the ocean rising and burying everything. An 80s TV walking towards me in the living room and it's got

a lot can change

Loona

So some of you guys wanted some Rue "baht stuff," so here's Rue eating at a Thai restaurant called Baht Stuff. ... Oh you wanted Rue doing "butt stuff." Huh. Happy April Fool's Day \o/

step 1: we welcome the uk back into the eu with open arms step 2: regime change. rishi gets a second go, as a lib dem this time step 3: we dredge up doggerland so theres good train connections from vienna to guildford

it's Sinkdog!!!

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Imagine playing Oblivion with your reindeer gf and she suddenly casts fortify dick for 120 pts like what do you do? Also drain balls on touch

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! I came out so long ago some folks don't know it, but I am an intersex trans man. I took my gender and future into my own hands in 2011 and I'm still here, still making things, and very happy for the journey.

How do I create a nice (optionally textured) gradient with a basic ass (digital) brush? Namely Basic-5 Size in Krita I love basic brushes for painting but some tasks like creating a sky gradient always feel like I'm just slapping the brush around and hoping for the best

Mathslut kobold can barely see over the table without sitting on a stack of books but still manages to beat you with a Quandrix-flavoured U/G deck, making you draw your whole library on turn 4. Normally this'd be cause for a righteous table-flip, but for some reason this time you ain't even mad...

Happy trans day of visibility!!

a birthday pic i did for @lapinoutre.bsky.social

I was never on the fence about umbreon personally

The battlefield 🗡

I don't think Steven from Steven Universe can help us anymore

Can't spell painting without pain

I have a personal goal of becoming this shape

yess.... @puppeypawbs.art

Standing stone & a Sweet roll🗿🧁

Chuck Tingle should write a book about getting pounded in the butt by DST

Absolute art spotted in an underpass somewhere in Vantaa

I installed an older model washing machine that has been lying around and by the dogs operating it feels so good. Immediate response, no laggy touch screen, no stupid popup ever time I switch the power on (looking at you my other washing machine) just beep beep, rotate, slap slam beep and go to town

This man is weird but I like him a lot. 🤷‍♂️ Old post from my Patreon!

One of life's small joys is watching the deer in the deer mug rotate in the microwave while heating up milk for coffee

I’m an artist. i make cool fucked up things

I can't decide if she has small or big tiddy but she has tiddy regardless

Primadonna's Horse, the wise talking horse from Moomin who is gladly offering love advice to others. I always liked her design and wanted to draw her for a long while - and now I finally did. #moomin #mumin

Kitchen cabinet stay-at-home reindeer mom wine and spicy lemonade

Bebe, a problem for lowell.

Gay reindeer 🦌

having thoughts of something suki lane

WAIT I FORGOT I DESIGNED THIS

It's about surrendering control isn't it

New OC just dropped I think the computer misspelled "bitch"