I'm only in Ennies Lobby rn in One Piece but like Crocodile and Robin were absolutely getting freak nasty, right? Like, absolutely filthy with it. There's no way they weren't.

Hello, I'm posting here again, if nothing but to scream into the ether about my extremely sudden upcoming nuptuals due to the imminent Trump Administration

If I had a Death Note I would make sure Donald Drump had an accident onscreen that was unmistakable as a goofy fuck-up so no one could martyr him. Like he obviously trips on his shoelaces and falls down some stairs coming off an airplane. FBI monitoring my phone this is a JOKE

Happy almost New Year! Clan Tremere is the best clan! Fight me!

Did Clan Brujah try to make a ShrekNet?

the gradual replacement of “exchanging money for goods” with “exchanging money for a license to use goods as a service” has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck

Oh sure make your sick little jokes, clap your greasy gleeful hands, but I’ll tell you one thing, one thing that really matters, one thing that speaks to our VALUES as a nation, and that’s that Elon Musk also did something really stupid today and was dressed like a big ol wiener when he did it

supernatural meme

This isn't QUITE as funny as November 5th 2020, but it's close.

Mitch McConnell has an opportunity to do something EXTREMELY funny

Why are there no covers of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah that are horny enough? Every cover out there is not appropriately horny.

Anxiety is googling how old Taylor Swift's cats are because you can't stand to go through another loss of a social media cat this year

Tonight I am making myself sad thinking about my Ventrue who deserved to age into a fat, happy old lady with too much money and instead got drafted into the skeleton war. And by skeleton war I mean neverending Ventrue pissing contest

I have teen cousins and I like to think thay I can get down with the kiddos. The cousin group chat is lit, fam.

Here's the one thing I wanted to bring over here from Twitter:

Everyone please look at this angel

HI FOLKS. THIS IS THE NEW PLACE, HUH