octuah. tober on that thang

someone wake up the guy from green day

tfw you realize you'll never be a detective in a romanticized 1950s new york

breaking from my self-imposed break to share this. friend of mine is getting kicked out of her house and has until october 3rd. please consider donating or sharing at least gofund.me/133797e8

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in the backed yard. straight up whackin it. and by it haha well. lets justr say.. my weed

who's luke and why does he suck at warming things up

Psst… take 12 seconds away from doom scrolling, to take a deep breath and relax with these sweet otters 🦦 🔊 🎥Nature

xenoblade

been thru some ass so i came out the shit

i hope pluey isn't actually a character in deltarune and is only ever referred to again in a video in 10 years at the bottom layer of a deltarune iceberg

i don't think they should

happy birthday mewtwo

i go enheimer on my opps

blood

reminder that in most states you don't need a license to buy a flamethrower. i just find that interesting

the worms

do you think they're related

me about to shut my eyes and go to sleep: the playboi carti song that started playing in my head: WAKE UP F1LTHY

lately i've been feeling

beating @radiantaeonstar.bsky.social to the punch 😈

if trump really decides to take over panama, van halen's gonna have to change the song

i just got followed by a porn bot now i know i've made it

why don't pictures like this ever trend?? 😂🤯🙏🙏🦢

the yuletide is my favourite gay icon

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saw this meme in a dream i had last night

oh he's so not dead

in the north pole, they're drinking the milk they're eating the cookies

hate it when people smoke cigarettes. why can't they just smoke weed like a normal person?

did i do it right

if you see this, post your favorite pokemon

i think sloppy joe and lazy susan would really hit it off

Really crossing my fingers for the ability to turn off RTs for certain accounts soon! Nothing against anyone I'm following, but it's a good feature when some people might be taking up the majority of my timeline with just the stuff they RT

what if the simpsons lived underwater and they were called the shrimpsons

the world isn't allowed to end until i find someone i can listen to this song with as we watch the world burn and face the abyss together youtu.be/yS2KyK3pqj4

i've learned life is a lot easier when you pre heat your emotions

i miss when the biggest scandal a presidential candidate had was beef with big bird

YEESSS THE ONLY XENO GAME I HAVE YET TO PLAY FINALLY ON A CONSOLE I HAVE

bsky is growing

racist doofenshmirtz be like: "behold! the discrim-inator!"

hey bsky changed the font

i really appreciate the inclusion of this fact on the #xenosaga wiki

nice

i'm who zarathustra spoke of

if you work in the maternity ward every day is labor day

brb developing a parasocial relationship with the cute girl i saw at the store

A! #Xenoblade