Jesse Bartel
@damagepersecond.bsky.social
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Book daddy. Writes about video game novels. Sober. jessebartel.substack.com
Me and my boi
@misterbones.bsky.social
are back at it with another banger. Give us a listen yall
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Podcasting about ASURA'S WRATH AKA That Game Where You Use A Sword in Your Mouth B/C Your Arms Were Ripped Off
Peak video game in 2012 and peak video game now.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jessebartel/p/podcasting-about-asuras-wrath-aka?r=2108ly&utm_medium=ios
19 days ago
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4 months ago
Reconnect Recommends: Post Sickness GameStop Haul Yap Session
#gaming
#videogames
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Post Sickness GameStop Haul Yap Session
This article has been curated by Reconnect, the games writing discovery platform.
https://jessebartel.substack.com/p/post-sickness-gamestop-haul-yap-session
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Come hang out with me and listen to me yap
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Yo I ain’t got time to be this broke. Stop releasing things I cannot resist buying thank you corporate America
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4 months ago
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👀👀
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4 months ago
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Philly is great except for ALL THE JERSEY DRIVERS
4 months ago
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max simped too close to the sun tbh
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5 months ago
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AY YOOOOO
@misterbones.bsky.social
and I hitting them streets to bring you the good word of MAX PAYNE 2
open.substack.com/pub/jessebar...
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Spin Around and Reload Ur Gunz for MAX PAYNE 2
A game worth returning to.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jessebartel/p/spin-around-and-reload-ur-gunz-for?r=2108ly&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
5 months ago
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And for Gucci Mane cameo
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6 months ago
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seeing GHOST at MSG in a couple of weeks. VERY excited for the new outfits
6 months ago
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6 months ago
"These books suck." 😆 - Final Fantasy 9 (PS1)
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Greetings from Brooklyn
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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Me on the subway
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6 months ago
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VELCRO
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6 months ago
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A thing of beauty. Thank you
@nightdivestudios.bsky.social
6 months ago
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ya ass ain’t ready
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6 months ago
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Dreadnought progress. Lots to do yet.
7 months ago
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Oh I guess a grown man can’t have hobbies anymore
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7 months ago
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9 months ago
Get me to God’s country…
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9 months ago
New episode of Damage Per Pod is up!
@damagepersecond.bsky.social
and I set out to discuss Control, the latest in our run of Remedy’s games. We somehow also end up talking about Evangelion and Running Scared. Give it a listen if you like.
open.substack.com/pub/jessebar...
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Back to the Remedy-Verse with CONTROL or The Concrete Throwing Simulator
Control sets up Alan Wake 2 deliciously and the Oldest House is kinda a place I would love to stay in forever?
https://open.substack.com/pub/jessebartel/p/back-to-the-remedy-verse-with-control?r=2fhqrm&utm_medium=ios
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Our podcast is like a Chris Nolan film
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10 months ago
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Aw yeah -
@misterbones.bsky.social
and I are back with this month's podcast on
@remedygames.com
QUANTUM BREAK. Still amazing stuff in 2025 - please enjoy!
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QUANTUM BREAK - Time Has Been Kind to this Ambitious Title
Almost a decade later but Remedy was providing gameplay framework for Control and Alan Wake 2.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jessebartel/p/quantum-break-time-has-been-kind?r=2108ly&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
10 months ago
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10 months ago
Really makes you think about where society is going when we've made 4 Bad Boys movies but NO Good Boys movies
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A Legends Remaster is a primo idea b/c of this very observation. Those games still hold up with gameplay/exploration but could use 1.) updated controls and 2.) physical preservation.
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10 months ago
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pretty crazy games art can be more about how it makes you feel rather than if it breaks the mold or not.
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10 months ago
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one of the best games to play like an interactive intellectual sci fi novel. these games floor me
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10 months ago
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I'm back at it! If y'all love Animorphs - you should be following me over at Substack as I revisit this crazy series
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It's Animorphing Time: Book 7 - The Stranger
We get to meet The Ellimist and a bear rides an elevator.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jessebartel/p/its-animorphing-time-book-7-the-stranger?r=2108ly&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
10 months ago
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Paul
11 months ago
Was an honor to be asked to contribute to this roundup from
@harrisonpolites.bsky.social
. You’ll never guess who I wrote about 🥰
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Gaming's greatest love stories
In time for Valentine's Day, the Substack gaming community weighs in on their favourite romantic tales.
https://open.substack.com/pub/infinitelives/p/gamings-greatest-love-stories?r=2harg&utm_medium=ios
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send me here
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11 months ago
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WeRateDogs
11 months ago
This is Aldo. He is a good boy. But also... a bad boy. 13/10
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11 months ago
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And it only gets better
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11 months ago
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Thank you for the shout out to myself and
@misterbones.bsky.social
chatting about dat ALAN WAKEEEE
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11 months ago
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11 months ago
Jesse and I recently shined a light (literally) on the Alan Wake remaster as we begin our series on Remedy. Check it out below or wherever you get podcasts, and make sure to follow Jesse’s Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/jessebar...
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Alan Wake but 15 Years Later (AKA Enemies Spawn Behind You Simulator)
15 years later and Alan's first journey shows Remedy readying their wings.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jessebartel/p/alan-wake-but-15-years-later-aka?r=2fhqrm&utm_medium=ios
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In preparation of discussing QUANTUM BREAK on the podcast next month, I started reading the book published by
@torbooks.bsky.social
. It's fun! I'm about halfway through and I would say that it's def for those who have knowledge of the game - don't go in too blind.
11 months ago
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We recently talked about this game on the podcast - what a great format for GEARS. I hope they expand on it and fix pacing issues. $10 is well worth your time for this.
jessebartel.substack.com/p/talkin-gea...
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11 months ago
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[email protected]
and I discuss ALAN WAKE on our latest podcast. Next month we tackle QUANTUM BREAK by Remedy.
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Alan Wake but 15 Years Later (AKA Enemies Spawn Behind You Simulator)
15 years later and Alan's first journey shows Remedy readying their wings.
https://substack.com/home/post/p-155168124?source=queue
11 months ago
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shout out to Chris Hansen
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11 months ago
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12 months ago
Gears of Fall concludes with Gears Tactics over on Damage Per Pod!
@damagepersecond.bsky.social
and I finish up our Gears coverage, and are starting Remedy’s catalog later this month. Make sure to follow Jesse on Substack! It’s not HIS fault I’m like this.
open.substack.com/pub/jessebar...
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Talkin' GEARS TACTICS - The Coalition Was On to Something
Taking down a Brumak never felt so satisfying.
https://open.substack.com/pub/jessebartel/p/talkin-gears-tactics-the-coalition?r=2fhqrm&utm_medium=ios
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about 1 year ago
Ayyyyy!!! The one present I’ll get to open today (kids are with their mom this year) and ho ho holy shit!!!
@damagepersecond.bsky.social
thank you SO much. This is amazing!
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about 1 year ago
Thanks to anyone who has given Damage Per a listen. We crossed 2K downloads. Much appreciated.
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Thank You! We Hit 2K Downloads on Substack With Damage Per Podcast
Thanks for listening to us talk about nonsense!
https://open.substack.com/pub/jessebartel/p/thank-you-we-hit-2k-downloads-on?r=2fhqrm&utm_medium=ios
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about 1 year ago
@damagepersecond.bsky.social
and myself sat down to talk about Bloober Team’s Blair Witch game from 2019, their Silent Hill 2 remake (amazing), and other spooky topics. It’s Octobloober time. Give it a listen if you like.
substack.com/@jessebartel...
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Jesse Bartel on Substack
Hey all! @Mitch 💀 and I are here this month to talk about dem spoooooky woods. Bloober Team be stressing me out looking for the good boi. Please give a listen, subscribe, like, show up to my house (...
https://substack.com/@jessebartel/note/c-74057166?r=2fhqrm&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
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Hella good game. Upon researching there are a lot of haters out there on Bloober and this game. I won’t stand for this!
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about 1 year ago
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about 2 years ago
Gears of War 3 episode on the Damage Per Podcast with mah friend
@damagepersecond.bsky.social
incoming. Make sure you follow his Substack for way better things that I play no part in whatsoever.
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about 2 years ago
Subversive New Shonen Protagonist Hates His Fucking Friends
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Subversive New Shonen Protagonist Hates His Fucking Friends
In a genre-defying power move, new shonen protagonist Yusuke D. Wakamura hates his friend group and doesn’t even care if they live or die.
https://hard-drive.net/hd/entertainment/subversive-new-shonen-protagonist-hates-his-fucking-friends/
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I would die for her
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