bro you would think that booking a 9.30am GP appt would mean they’d at least be KINDA on time but no I have been sat here for 25 minutes and counting waiting for the phone call

waiting for my government contracted doctor to show up to the c*ntrelink zoom meeting to decide if I am worthy of a below-poverty-line-but-still-lifechanging wage like: 👤👤👤

HOLY SHITTTTT I CAN ORDER FOOD FROM THE JAPANESE RESTAURANT MY EX AND I DID A SCENE AT AGAIN BC I NO LONGER AM MAD AND UPSET ABOUT HIM AND OUR RELATIONSHIP !!!!!!!!

I've always said this, but since last November, I've been pointing this out frequently in whatever venues to whatever audiences I can: "The planet NASA studies most is Earth."

there has never been a better day to find your ex-twitter mutuals who’ve been inactive for years on instagram and dm them !!

HELLO ?????????????

need to REST !!!!! don’t want to rest. want to play baldurs gate iii

IF WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE, THEN I HAVE NOT SINNED AGAINST VLAAKITH - SHE HAS SINNED AGAINST ME !!!!!!

Glasgow Gender Clinic now has a waiting time of 224 years. The average across the UK is now 25 years. This segregated system isn’t working and is wasting millions. The NHS has been told time and again - informed consent now.

“iOS26” shut the fuck up

anyway bg3 run 4: honor mode with half-orc druid harllia !! ive convinced myself im going to beat honor mode first try so LETS GOOOOO.

i wish there were adults, lol. they destroyed community and now we’re all just perpetually kids with no ties to any adults apart from our immediate family, most of whom we have complicated relationships with. eldership has been destroyed and we are all lost because of it.

when he spontaneously starts giving you a shoulder massage as you vent about your struggles 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Q: Do you support defund the police A: No Q: Do you support defunding the police A: Yes

you will never in a million years guess what this was in response to

nail !!

about to write my big long DSP application letter with my GP..... everyone pray for me

Simply astonishing. Maybe Lecturer A should not have to mark over 100 essays in a two-week window in the first place? Invest in qualified staff and reduce impossible workloads FFS www.kcl.ac.uk/about/strate...

posted my thoughts about a contentious and emotionally charged topic on the internet (in a 300 person discord but still) and now am trying so hard to convince my body that this does NOT mean i will be flayed in the town square

Take a wild guess which army hit what

god it feels good to have a nick back in my phone

ah okay my prime minister thinks i need to be “gotten rid of” cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

ohhhhhhhh to have a girlfriend !!!!!!!!!!!!

it’s sooooo important to be an Objective and Neutral third party

i know i am a year late to this (EP was released in the middle of the worst of discovering we had a domestic abuser in our home 🤪✨) but im listening to Nobody’s Soldier properly for the first time and DEAR LORD THE PICCOLOS !??!! THE PICCOLOS !!!!!!

slowness 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

ohhhhhh i am happy today

as a pedestrian i should also get horn

This explains it better than I can

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Glou Wine Bar in Collingwood - the bar that donated all of the drinks VS used during our federal election campaign - had Nelson Alexander reach out to ask if they could have their Christmas party there. Their response is marvellous.

I realize I post a lot about public health even though my professional expertise is in physics and I definitely don’t want to misrepresent my expertise! It’s just that I am experiencing the world from INSIDE A HUMAN BODY and so are ALL OF MY FRIENDS which is, honestly, more than a little concerning.

truly unhinged and feral feelings about a man…..

Yes Giant Cuttlefish sex is not the most important thing happening right now (unless you are a Giant Cuttlefish) but we are all in this together... www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

extremely displeased to announce that i have entered the “the worst people you know are announcing pregnancies” era of life…..

Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results: 1) Does UBI work? (yes) 2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)

SILKSONG PLAYTHROUGH THREAD !!! SPOILERS AHEAD but also know that if youre playing this game you'll probably be ahead of me bc i will be playing it very slowly and will likely get to a point where the game gets too hard for me to play safely with my disabilities rip

happy silksong day to those who celebrate !!!!!

"Of 545 positions on university governing bodies, just 137 were elected by staff, students and graduates, the report found, while 143 were corporate executives or consultants from for-profit organisations." 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #ToxicGovernance #HigherEd

absolutely wild that matilda experiences sensory overload and gets superpowers whereas i experience sensory overload and have to spend two days in bed

It's just, objectively, inarguably, absolutely clearly better that if we're all required to put something into our bodies it's the thing that is vastly more likely to help us, not the thing that is documented only to cause us harm.

The thing about living in a human society is you either decide that everyone (except those for whom it would be medically dangerous) has to take VACCINES into their bodies or everyone (with no exceptions at all) has to take VIRULENT PATHOGENS in from those around them and, look, the first is better.

Omg imagine getting from canberra to melbs in just over an hour. Or from canberra to syd in, like, 40 minutes. Without having to fly!! 😭😭😭

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

in other news ex and i are back to flirting again lmfaooo

god. i love baldur’s gate iii so fucking much. the way i can play the game on its hardest difficulty despite being so unwell because it’s all turn based and very little is time sensitive so i can just allow myself to process things slowly at my own pace….. and still play the game…?!!!? SO GOOD

my partner is soooooo hot oh my god

something that really fascinates me about international productions of hadestown is the tension between them adapting the show to the local accent and making some parts specific to the local actors vs much of the words/music being deeply rooted in american culture and norms

We Have AI Now www.youtube.com/shorts/8-lgJ...

thinking about that one big polyam content creator/educator who defines the difference between platonic and romantic rships being the presence of sex in romantic rships. truly wild to me that they seemingly skipped out on the split attraction model ahah