Auntie Em
@emilygerber.bsky.social
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Apologetically myself
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed
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3 days ago
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Don't even tell me about the expectations unless they're great
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6 days ago
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Don't even tell me about the boogaloo unless it's electric.
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7 days ago
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John Abernathy
about 2 months ago
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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Movie -> porn parody Babette's Feet
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about 2 months ago
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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about 2 months ago
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No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
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2 months ago
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Amy
3 months ago
JIM IT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH
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No. Answered.
3 months ago
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Thinking of adding "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" to my email signature.
4 months ago
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
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4 months ago
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Mono AND Diglycerides? My cup runneth over.
4 months ago
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Explain your username: Many years ago, I married a man whose last name was Gerber. Even more years ago, my parents named me Emily. Idk. Just seemed to fit.
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5 months ago
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Terrible timing. The fettuccine vaccine is so hard to get these days.
5 months ago
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A Band
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5 months ago
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No "capitulating to fascists" option?
5 months ago
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Bird in the bush: I am worthy
8 months ago
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That poor guy stuck working the holiday weekend at Amazon must be exhausted?
8 months ago
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Dreams really do come true! (I dreamed I had eye crud.)
9 months ago
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Movie idea: A crotchety white dowager and her long suffering black chauffeur come to realize over time that they truly do despise each other.
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9 months ago
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Fuck nudes, show me your junk drawer.
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9 months ago
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9 months ago
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He just needed a little inspiration.
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10 months ago
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Muppet a band: Tom Piggy and the Heartbreakers
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10 months ago
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I mean, who doesn't really?
10 months ago
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Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Schindler's Lit
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10 months ago
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Is my hair getting thinner, or is my head getting thicker?
10 months ago
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Watch me go without on OnlySans.
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10 months ago
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Remembering the ever-patient Travis and the ever-diligent Millie.
#puppy
#love
loading . . .
11 months ago
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I don't think AI got the joke...
11 months ago
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Me when my baked goods come out of the pan cleanly
about 1 year ago
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Doing my part for the resistance by pronouncing doge as doggie.
about 1 year ago
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I'm too sexy for my predictive text.
about 1 year ago
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I've been RiotGrl'd!
linktr.ee/riotgrlerin?...
about 1 year ago
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I bet that girl from Ipanema just wants to take a walk in peace one day.
about 1 year ago
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What? I'm allowed on the furniture.
about 1 year ago
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the hype
about 1 year ago
Coming soon from the makers of Breadrā¢: NapKinā¢. For a $9.99 monthly subscription, the NapKin⢠app will quickly identify which parts of your napkin have not been used yet, so you can stay clean at every meal. Napkins sold separately.
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Three hearts has four likes. The epitome of Bluesky.
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over 1 year ago
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So it turns out that even when no one is watching, I can't dance like that.
over 1 year ago
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Participation trophy?
over 1 year ago
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