Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed

Don't even tell me about the expectations unless they're great

Don't even tell me about the boogaloo unless it's electric.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Movie -> porn parody Babette's Feet

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.

JIM IT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH

No. Answered.

Thinking of adding "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" to my email signature.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Mono AND Diglycerides? My cup runneth over.

Explain your username: Many years ago, I married a man whose last name was Gerber. Even more years ago, my parents named me Emily. Idk. Just seemed to fit.

Terrible timing. The fettuccine vaccine is so hard to get these days.

A Band

No "capitulating to fascists" option?

Bird in the bush: I am worthy

That poor guy stuck working the holiday weekend at Amazon must be exhausted?

Dreams really do come true! (I dreamed I had eye crud.)

Movie idea: A crotchety white dowager and her long suffering black chauffeur come to realize over time that they truly do despise each other.

Fuck nudes, show me your junk drawer.

He just needed a little inspiration.

Muppet a band: Tom Piggy and the Heartbreakers

I mean, who doesn't really?

Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Schindler's Lit

Is my hair getting thinner, or is my head getting thicker?

Watch me go without on OnlySans.

Remembering the ever-patient Travis and the ever-diligent Millie. #puppy #love

I don't think AI got the joke...

Me when my baked goods come out of the pan cleanly

Doing my part for the resistance by pronouncing doge as doggie.

I'm too sexy for my predictive text.

I've been RiotGrl'd! linktr.ee/riotgrlerin?...

I bet that girl from Ipanema just wants to take a walk in peace one day.

What? I'm allowed on the furniture.

Coming soon from the makers of Breadr™: NapKin™. For a $9.99 monthly subscription, the NapKin™ app will quickly identify which parts of your napkin have not been used yet, so you can stay clean at every meal. Napkins sold separately.

Three hearts has four likes. The epitome of Bluesky.

So it turns out that even when no one is watching, I can't dance like that.

Participation trophy?