Surely another hour of scrolling will improve my life...

@wotc-news.bsky.social make me your official vtuber I'll shill for you so hard. My qualifications are the 10,000 izzet spellsslinger decks I own and my love of ripping open plastic

despite everything, there's a schedule

We should waterboard the Koch brothers with oil. I think that would be a good prank 👍

My mental health is directly proportional to the average sparkle of my Magic the Gathering card collection

There is no schedule, there is no Easter Bunny, there is no new PNG and there is no Queen of England

Forgot to post the schedule, it will be up tommorow, sorry losers

Consider my rat shook

I thought I had run out of grandparents to lose. I was wrong.

I am reinstating schedules. I will not include times as I'm terrible with being on time, but I will include the game you can expect that day.

we have more streamers participating in #WizardDay in many different forms! either by streaming or being guests on other streams, keep an eye out for them!

bullshit. I dare you to find a single person who was exploded by a direct RPG blast to the torso and has anything negative to say about the experience.

Streams will resume this coming monday

I lived, bitch

Gender neutral? You're not gonna get anywhere with that, you gotta at least put it in Gender first gear.

Guys, I promise I'm sober like 80% of the time I am a functional human being I swear

You should all know my stance on ICE by now... If I spoke my mind there would be federal agents at my door. Fuck ICE and may they all burn in Hell

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

How's that boot taste, Tim?

The lion does not concern himself with the bad thoughts.

I've been doom scrolling for the past two hours and, much to my surprise, it hasn't helped at all

This whole employment thing fucking sucks

Large pool of frozen blood in the parking lot of my apartment. It's gonna be there all winter...

Scott Adams died the way he lived: as the owner of a house with a swimming pool shaped like Dilbert's head

Burn in hell, Scott Adams

Streams will be very light going forward this month. I am moving and recreating the fire hazard of cords in front of my desk takes time.

No stream tonight, I'm making Mac and cheese in my underwear.

ratatattatatatatatattatatatatatatatatan twitch.tv/gadriench

I found where all the Red 40 went...

New year, new Honse

J.K. Rowling reference in the company bathroom

I scream and scream and scream but the desperate clawing hunger for Funko pops never leaves me. Live now twitch.tv/gadriench

Fuck Wyoming, Nothing burger of a state

Your least funny coworkers coming over to say "see you next year"

Ffs I'm only just awake and instantly trying to hunt down the train gacha knuckleduster

What the fuck do you mean, I have to go back to work??? I thought that shit was over?!

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

Took a multivitamin for the first time in like 3 years and my stomach is trying to convince me we've been poisoned

Every time I have to send a followup message to someone because they never responded I die a little inside... I promise I'm not trying to be annoying it just comes naturally, just tell me to fuck off please : )

nobody got to me in time so I had to get... creative

Hey, can one of my mutuals come bring me some toilet paper? I just ran out, it's an emergency ty.

Merry Chrysler, I got you a SCUD missile! It's on its way to ur home right now, you're welcome! 👁️👄👁️

blow ur local drug dealer

Its important to know when to start throwing bricks. Imo you should start by throwing a brick in any given situation just to let them know what you're about.

Live with Hot people simulator right fukcing now. link in comments because I guess Im supposed to do that who really cares tbh

I fit a Dr. pepper can up my ass in this stream

I'd explode John Lennon with my mind if I could.

At like 8 pm CST I'm booting up Routine. I saw this in a YouTube short and it had a funny robot in it. That's literally all I know. Link will be in replies when it's routine time. Oh yeah I'm using bsky again, fuck you

Twitter is only good for porn