メイドの日2026

been having insane eczema on my hands lately and trying my best not to scratch at anything so i've just been wringing my hands obsessively like a cartoonish snake oil salesman

devastated and confused. just learned lemmings are rodents and not fish like i thought they were this entire time. to add insult to injury i can't for the life of me figure out what fish i was mistaking them for

if i wanted to understand the minds behind ave mujica i would just stop taking my prozac

pierrot moon #AveMujica #八幡海鈴生誕祭2026 #八幡海鈴誕生祭2026

as someone who chugs a lot of villainess slop directly into my gullet i think i command enough authority to say that 100% of villainess slop that doesn't yuri the villainess and the heroine would be improved by yuriing the villainess and the heroine

indeed will send you a job recommendation that pays <36k a year and all of the employee testimonials are like "do not work here. do not work here. work anywhere but here. you are treated worse than the average slaughter animal. they killed my dad" and you still apply anyway

i'm at my most misogynistic when i get served asmr long nails clacking on dumb crinkly shit content

military lolita has a lot of cute shapes but there's an unquantifiable event horizon where it becomes too military and suddenly it's like who invited the fucking cop

89/100 Sakiko, Mutsumi #Arknights #AveMujica #アークナイツ

back when we just said fight or flight i was like well i don't really do either but i suppose i'm fleeing because i'm not fighting. and then they added freeze and i was like i feel like i'm still more pathetic than that but it's the closest so far. and then they added fawn

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄 Me: I don't feel shit 5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!

she carry that thing all around even in jail thats her entire life savings

like im SORRY

the Lord fears what His servant can do to a family-size box of cheez-its in less than 30 minutes

i have absolutely no way to logically expound upon this but wandering ghosts from the sotn ost is the exact emotion i feel when getting up in the middle of the night to get a little treat from the fridge

Leon

got one insect bite for the first time in months and im immediately like All insects must die. That was the last straw. I will no longer be gracious

Pre-disbandment Mujica my beloved

Meitantei Precure! (Star Detective Precure!) Trailer!!! #precure

"The Death and Burial of Poor Cock Robin." Happy 1st Anniversary to Ave Mujica: The Die is Cast 🌙⚙️ #AveMujica

something going on in this art perspective guidebook

i embroider like i pissed off jigsaw

does anyone else get peeved every time comments on a post are like "what anime" "what's this from" or has AI morphed me into a decrepit angry hag

between the bear and the random microsoft copilot pop-up i cant minimize i'd choose the bear

just saw a youtube short where a guy was like "if you only watched the 2004 phantom of the opera you might wonder why christine didn't fall for phantom. it's because in the source material he's ugly" and 7 "we are in a literacy crisis" video essayists broke into my house and beat the shit out of me

what exactly does this AI think of me i wonder

i bring an astigmatism vibe to threading needles that r rea l ly

why are so many embroidery patterns on etsy AI now. i'm going to beat you with sticks. i'm going to beat you with sticks

Sophie #AveMujica

sophie might be the most i have had to throw up while listening to an avemuji song yet. diggy-mo you've done it again

Congratulations to Sophie for being the first song that I had to put a content warning on the lyric page for

just listened to sophie for the first time

s/o to lil bro akasaki though

there's a sonic music playlist i've been listening to recently but it uses the censored version of vandalize and it throws me off my rhythm every time. this is not my beautiful bed. this is not my beautiful fuck

was looking for advent calendars and was like "yeah but what if i don't need the novelty or the holiday or the doors or anything and i just want nice little chocolates" then i realized that was just any other box of chocolates. i just wanted a box of chocolates

i'm not claiming that i'm the chosen one and better than everyone else but i feel like i almost never get mood down events with rice shower

as much as i love when a fictional music group's raison d'être is something noble like to reach people and make them feel less alone, one of the things i dig the most about ave mujica is how explicitly it is a selfish venture. not even for money or glory but so they don't all off themselves or worse

there should be a job where people can let out their anger by yelling at me and breaking all of my bones but i get free healthcare and $300000/yr for it. tweets by healthy people

is there a tiktok psychology term for when you have a routine but then miss a day of that routine and then you're like well now i'm not doing that activity ever again

clamp yaoi was very foundational for me for example kurofai introduced me to divorce

ave mujica’s introduction at the end of bang dream it’s mygo

uika is a lyrical genius for this

鸡团 x 法环 鲜血王朝.丰川祥子 #AveMujica #豊川祥子

just fucked up and lost a shiny honedge to the day-night cycle. should i end it all

pokemon fans will be like here gamefreak, fixed your character design :) and it's just the worst dogshit recolor ive ever seen

absolutely exhausted lol. nobody talks about the mental toll of being booked and busy. sorry it's just i have a normal doctor's appointment in 2 days and no other commitments for the week and it's just taking a lot out of me

aint no way 💀