It's absolutely wild to me that Suzuka from Babymetal is only 9 days older than me

@jessieboo.bsky.social really only had enough time to get her top and bra off before she was overwhelmed, as promised from before. @topangajones.bsky.social is ever the expert at playing it cool, even when she covers the side of a building. 🎨: @sugarbugtrash.bsky.social #hypersky

Pumpkin soup 🖤

Police have released a photo of the suspect in the attack on Mitch McConnell

Went to bed before Jess (as usual) and she said she might stay up a little late playing Pokemon. Didn't expect to find her still playing while eating breakfast.

Saw him trending and hoped for some bigger news...

Getting my Halloween costume tailored to fit perfectly, and I have to say there's something fun about a girl paying such close attention to your every curve...

THIS! IS! SANDPIT TURTLE!

Just found out Ian Watkins got stabbed Better late than never, I guess

Really glad that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart recovered from being in Twilight

Remember, during October you must compliment every goth you know. Once a week minimum

It's goth bitch season

Almost Hallowmonth

Sometimes you need to take a step back and really think about how lucky you are to have a girlfriend with boobs so big that the alphabet isn't enough to describe their size

Shoutouts to huge fuckin' titties

"I asked ChatGPT and..." If you want someone to confidently make up false information, just ask me. I will do it with much lower energy consumption.

people are always saying this about me

Can we still edit his face to be smaller?

Every sandwich Jess eats is a sub sandwich

Happy fake Labour Day to everyone else living in hell!

My girlfriend does not understand memes

Informational

Being a goth girl with a black cat is cool and all but sometimes you feel a tiny bit silly after excitedly saying hello to a pile of black clothes on the floor

Repost to play with them >>>>:3

Feeling sad for all the people who manually click the "post" button instead of Ctrl+Enter

Guillotines are not only cool, they're also efficient and useful!

She poke on my mon til I go

there's something to be said about the smallest bird imaginable being called "Lesbian Victories" lol

Thoughts and prayers to all the busty girls out there during hot days. I barely have tits and my underboob sweat is out of control.

Number 1 sign that it's too damn hot: I'm hanging out in just panties

"If I drink enough pee, do you think my Dr Pepper will- wait... no!" - @jessieboo.bsky.social

Onion focaccia and hummus 🖤

I feel like the word boobyism was made specifically to describe my lifestyle

You miss 98% of the shots you take

Tits 🖤

I hide behind a tree The bark scraping me and I cannot breathe I feel the crunchy leaves and wait for him to leave The moon helps me see the forest from the trees

She's telling the truth, but I'm not sure why she felt the need to post this

Free will? Uh yeah, I sure hope he is!

I'm glad my gigantomastia girlfriend doesn't have back pain. I'm not glad that I have back pain.

Death metal is played by alive people. Nu metal is 20+ years old. Don't even get me started on the average black metal band

Any cute girls wanna call me pretty on this fine Thursday? 🖤

RIP Prince of Darkness Thanks for inventing music

Thanks to whoever invented boobs

Realest flavour text in all of MtG

For all the sapphics who enjoy my big ass: I had to buy new jeans today

You can't hear them cause they're underground They never move and they never breathe But that don't mean that you'll forget cause Dead hands dig deep

One struggle that nobody mentions about being a really hot woman is how your girlfriend just becomes increasingly needy