Perfectly happy to ignore it until it hurts the family image. Classic crown parasites

RIP Stanley Kubrick, you would have loved Cars 2

Feel like more women should be on their knees admiring my ass on a regular basis

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

The worst part about having American friends is having to pretend to care about the Super Bowel

Me whenever I see my gf topless

Hey @maddieandherboobs.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/jarj...

Sure is titties on here today

There's nothing in these songs of which to be ashamed Everything we sing about I'd just as plainly say The noble flame of integrity will surely always win As dawn brings the reckoning

So get this. We were at the beach. And get this. Everybody had matching towels. And then! Somebody went under a dock. And there they saw a rock. But as it turns out. It wasn't a rock. In fact, get this. It was a rock lobster.

Maddie is such a dork when she tries to be toppy

Powerviolence might be the best named music genre

Old people generally suck but you have to hand it to them. Wethers Originals are great

Sent Jess four pictures of my ass today and somehow she's still asking for more

It's so windy.. my windows are making noises.

First day back to work is done. Ready to start my next 2 week vacation tomorrow.

Haven't made out with a girl all year :/

Shoutouts to women fr fr

I don't need a juromancer

2027 will be my year (already fucked up 2026)

Another year, another birthday

Million dollar invention: Bluetooth But It Works©️

Putting the cute in executed 🖤

Happy Solstice to all the witchy bitches out there 🖤

Fat tits 🖤

I think we need to bring back the ten minute time limit on Youtube videos. Fuck your four hour video essays

Please stop asking Santa for the perfect man for Christmas. I keep having to stop that fucker from stealing Salem

Congrts to the new CEO of FireFox: you got your browser's open source fork trending on bluesky!

My father might be an asshat, but as they say, one man's trash is now the girlfriend of Jessika Calvert

Happy 13/12 to everyone who celebrates! 🖤

Le tits now 🖤

@maddieandherboobs.bsky.social @portiadanger.bsky.social I'm gonna need updates from you two on all of this

True and real

Seems like everyone is doing Ask Me Anything type things. Ask me anything and I won't answer.

Today I am thankful for shimbos, bimbos, thembos, educated curvy women, and anyone with fat honkers 🖤

Why did nobody warn me about what it's like to have nipple piercings in freezing weather????

Blanket, tea, cat, and a good book

Neighbour is listening to LOUD techno If only I had a chainsaw

It's too fuckin cold

I love that half the internet runs on two CDN providers so that half of everything can go down at once

Tell me your favourite band and I'll send you a song you're gonna despise

Assuming the UK is having a normal one

Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender

Salem has a fancy water fountain that cost me too much money, yet he prefers to steal water from my cup.

Happy Halloween! 🖤 Remember to check your kids' drugs and razor blades today, some people are putting candy in there!

My favourite one-day-a-year band is back!

It's absolutely wild to me that Suzuka from Babymetal is only 9 days older than me

@jessieboo.bsky.social really only had enough time to get her top and bra off before she was overwhelmed, as promised from before. @topangajones.bsky.social is ever the expert at playing it cool, even when she covers the side of a building. 🎨: @sugarbugtrash.bsky.social #hypersky