I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door

Can't wait to introduce the kids to Pokémon...

Sometimes Sarah is too eepy to walk Bailey and other times she's very defensive of getting her Bailey walking time in

So uh, eh then, eh?

I don't think it's that outlandish an ask. Dinosaurs are cool. Everyone knows that.

Get you a gf who comes with built-in breakfast

Let me tell you folks i was incredibly pranked

Hiiiiiighwaaaay to the danger zone

Nobody rules the Tom-monster.

What is the ship if not Theseus persevering

I'm just a guy

New pfp who dis

It sure is something getting your gf pregnant and then watching her boobs balloon for nine months

My boss: [trying to tell me something] My brain: [gf's bouncy boobs.gif]

She was hooked the first time i started rambling about Pokémon

How is he such a dork, oh my god

Romanceable tsundere characters to me about 2/3s of the way through the game And also my wife after a few months of knowing me :)

I love my wife :) AND my tummy hurts :/

How am i supposed to work when my wife clearly needs me

I think this is the second most fired up I've ever seen Sarah (The first being the women's hockey finals a few days ago)

Halfling cleric of the church of my wife's titties >:)

Supposed to be working but instead I'm thinking about lightsabers

You know, I've got a little food science training, and I'm thinking some devious thoughts about an ingredient I could get my hands on at home

Hate to admit when a man is right but this was a damn good weekend

yeah i think i did pretty well this valentine's weekend 😎

Took Sarah on a great date last night but that doesn't mean we're not also doing something today 😈

[trying to fit in with everyone here voice] boobs are cool

👰‍♀️🍈🍈 💭 👨‍🔬

Plotting and scheming

Only a plonker would call time on sozzled bonking

wife is like a cat can't move when she falls asleep cuddled up on top of me

I must procure breakfast for my lady 😤

Is toxic yuri when one of them is really into Britney Spears?

Me whenever I see my gf topless

I just followed everyone Sarah follows and let me tell you there are so many posts I am just not touching

Genuinely loving your gf makes you very popular with the women at work

How to let your gf know you love her more than anything else in the whole world without saying it

I'm at work but I'm pretty sure my gf needs cuddling

Teaching my islanders to be revolutionaries

chat what does it mean when your gf wiggles around until your hand ends up on her boob

never knew birds could do so much violence

okay i think i've been sentenced to ten thousand years of cuddles for that last post. please remember me in my hour of not-need

there's something about sarah laughing that's really distracting

are there any "most beautiful wife haver" competitions i could enter

what's the appropriate age to show the kids lord of the rings

Hiiiiiii @that1sarah.bsky.social i love youuuuuuu