Gonna put the babies to bed early and surprise someone when he gets home

Didn't realize I would be making even more milk as the babies get bigger...

It's incredible how some 90 minute movies actually feel longer than the LotR extended editions

For anyone who was worried: Alex came home from work

Need dick

Raising a dog to go running with you is great until you're unable to run. Thank fuck I have a boyfriend who also runs... who knows what Bailey would have thought otherwise

Happy pride! I thought about making out with a girl once

Fed the kiddos, cuddling the doggo, waiting for the boyf to make me brownies. Pretty good Saturday

I think I'm finally starting to lose some of the baby weight

Short for Alexandrius Catherine Katz

Breeding until one of the kids is a shiny

Me frfr

I guess this is my day now?

Happy fourth of May. Hope the Stars will Trek with you

Not sure how I'd react if one of my kids says they wanna be a cop

Girls just wanna have f at fuckin tits

My boyfriend (grown man) is trying real hard to convince me that we need to go to an animatronic dinosaur show

When your phone corrects "my" to "me"

April fooling my boyfriend by getting pizza from his fav place and wearing my lowest cut blouse

Why is my boyfriend so excited about Ditto?

How is he such a dork, oh my god

Three newborns are a fuckload of work...

Heavy are the boobs that make the milk

He feels like a halfling because even his 6'4" ass hands look small on my tits

Hate to admit when a man is right but this was a damn good weekend

boyf is like a cat can't move when he falls asleep with his head on my titties

Me whenever I see my gf topless

Amsterdam, or as @jessieboo.bsky.social would call it, Amsterdang

Laying on the couch, cuddled up with my dog and boyfriend, eating breakfast, watching a livestream of a bird feeder. This is the life

Wonder if I could choke someone unconscious in my cleavage...

🙄

Triangles

Doofus on bluesky.app

Months of trying to get my boyfriend on social media and he decides to do it WHILE AT WORK

@roseliketheflower.bsky.social Hey, Maddie said to ask you about the angel?

Welp, he's here

Happy World Breast Pumping Day. I'm celebrating, whether I want to or not

Why does my boyfriend's music taste have 90% overlap with my dad

Well, it was nice chatting with everyone but I have some babies to feed

Ever since I stopped having a gigantic belly that gets in the way, I've been doing it to him at least once a day... He doesn't seem to be getting tired of it 😜

Didn't realize it would feel so nice to have a dick in your cleavage...

Having fat tits is pretty awesome tbh

How the fuck did my milk production increase even more after giving birth? I'm feeding three babies and one horny man, not an entire NHL team

NYE with three babies is fucking exhausting

Update: I'm finally unpregnant

Little bit done with this whole "stupidly hugely pregnant" thing

Gonna start calling this my pre-MILF era

Tasty snack of pretzels with mustard