He feels like a halfling because even his 6'4" ass hands look small on my tits

Hate to admit when a man is right but this was a damn good weekend

boyf is like a cat can't move when he falls asleep with his head on my titties

Me whenever I see my gf topless

Amsterdam, or as @jessieboo.bsky.social would call it, Amsterdang

Laying on the couch, cuddled up with my dog and boyfriend, eating breakfast, watching a livestream of a bird feeder. This is the life

Wonder if I could choke someone unconscious in my cleavage...

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Triangles

Doofus on bluesky.app

Months of trying to get my boyfriend on social media and he decides to do it WHILE AT WORK

@roseliketheflower.bsky.social Hey, Maddie said to ask you about the angel?

Welp, he's here

Happy World Breast Pumping Day. I'm celebrating, whether I want to or not

Why does my boyfriend's music taste have 90% overlap with my dad

Well, it was nice chatting with everyone but I have some babies to feed

Ever since I stopped having a gigantic belly that gets in the way, I've been doing it to him at least once a day... He doesn't seem to be getting tired of it 😜

Didn't realize it would feel so nice to have a dick in your cleavage...

Having fat tits is pretty awesome tbh

How the fuck did my milk production increase even more after giving birth? I'm feeding three babies and one horny man, not an entire NHL team

NYE with three babies is fucking exhausting

Update: I'm finally unpregnant

Little bit done with this whole "stupidly hugely pregnant" thing

Gonna start calling this my pre-MILF era

Tasty snack of pretzels with mustard

Happy holiday, everyone!

Pumped 3.5 liters of milk yesterday... any chance I'm actually part cow?

What's a good Halloween costume for someone who is basically three orbs on legs?

Happy Thanksgiving! Feeling more stuffed than any turkey this year...

Telling Jess about Rhea Ripley to get her into wrestling

Alex has seen my tits approximately 3000 times but his face still lights up every time I take off my bra

I am such a slut for barbecue sauce

This is basically how it happened 🤷‍♀️

So glad I have a willing boob and belly lotioner

This kid did NOT go to university

Fart Bargo

Me every fucking day

Bailey has been extra gentle during the third trimester. It's amazing how dogs just KNOW things

I think I might dress up as one of Alex's fictional crushes for his birthday...

Anyone got ideas for a birthday surprise for a boyfriend who really likes my growing milky tits?

Feel like I've been pregnant for like a year...

🍈 Pronouns: she/her 🍈 Height: 180 cm 🍈 Sexuality: mostly straight 🍈 Sign: Pisces 🍈 Piercings: Just my ears 🍈 Tattoos: None 🍈 Drinks: Strawberry milkshake 🍈 Food: Recently? Pickles with peanut butter... 🍈 Pets: My lab Bailey 💚 🍈 Relationship: Dating a huge dork

Doing my duty as a girlfriend (saying "wow that scream sounded real" when Viggo kicks the helmet)

Happy Pride to all the wonderful queer people out there! 💚

Alex has two noodle-based meals planned for today. He better bring home some pad thai later.

It's so weird when you think of your sister as a little goober but then she's about to go live with her girlfriend

Napping with Bailey

Apparently it's Star Wars day so I'm watching at least 3 movies with Alex today

Is it normal for my tits to produce so much milk that they're visibly bigger after sleeping for 8 hours?