Ginger asked if we could do yoga together and I can't tell if she means yoga or "yoga"

How it started/how it's going

I had some quality time with a suction-cupped friend in the shower today and I'm gonna be honest, I haven't felt my tits swing like that in a long time

Angels are just... hhhhh

LUCY IS REALLY HOT OKAY LET A BITCH LIVE

Lucy brought me some freshly baked cookies and milk?

My enlarged tits feel even better now... more conspiracy evidence

slinky evening gown

Such a polite way of saying "Rose your fat bimbo tits look like 50% bigger"

@sapphicnocturne.bsky.social @jessieboo.bsky.social i have something very silly to show you

"Frosty puddings" really??

Are my basketballs turning into beach balls?

I was going to make a joke about waking up with coffee and Portia's face between my thighs but I don't want to dismiss her talents. I couldn't hold a beverage steady with her down there. I have a splash of cream in my coffee.

These really nice, very expensive pumps an attempted sugar daddy gave me. It didn't work out for him, but I kept the shoes.

I know i used a picture that says boobs but you don't have to ask about them specifically.

All me, princess.

Start with a gentle squeeze at the base, get a little rougher as you move up, then grab the nip piercings and give them a nice tug.

Mine aren't like Madeline's own auto-orgasm boobs, but it's still really nice. Especially the nips and the piercings.

They were pretty incredible, but Maddie magic makes any tits better.

AMA (picture stolen from Maddie)

I swear my tits keep getting bigger...

Why do i agree to watch all these terrible movies with Portia...

Lucy is excitedly watching the round squirrels outside...

Pretty soon Portia will be asking to replace my nipple piercings with Christmas tree ornaments again

It's more common than you'd think. People make cross country road trips for us.

Sometimes you find one of Maddie's fans in the wild because you walk into a restaurant and you hear *something* hit the underside of a table

Salem just tried to eat my sushi

We got tacos from a place that actually makes good food but SOMEONE has to have her baja blast

What does it mean when you're blowing your latest partner and their cum actually tastes good? Is that a thing Maddie can do? Does this guy just have a diet solely of pineapples

I'm starting to wonder how many cosplays Portia has made for me...

I'm like if Sydney Sweeney had bigger tits and better politics

Being incredibly hot and very direct leads to a lot of success That and blonde bimbos with giant tits never go out of style

No, doll, I have 200 *total* new partners every year. 3% of them get the morning ride, which is 6 people.

Approximately 3% I have 3-4 new partners every week so that's nearly 200 every year

This is the list for strangers, not friends, from worst to best- -I kick you out the night of -I let you stay over but push you out the door -Handjob then get out -Oral and then get out (here is where you get to be a return partner) -Full ride (this level means I will actively seek you out)

The morning after with Rose is when I let you know how well you did

Nearly needed a crowbar to get last night's catch off my tits this morning. They really did not want to let go.

Happy to report no one was hospitalized as a result of last Thursday's events, either. I got texts about soreness and bruising around the pelvis but they knew what they signed up for.

Hello everyone. I'm back to normal today.

Okay. I have my boy toys on a schedule. New one every twenty minutes. I'll get through this.

Why on EARTH am i feeling so FUCKING horny this morning

Oh no so many things slipped and i accidentally sent a picture to @sapphicnocturne.bsky.social and @jessieboo.bsky.social

Violet, I'm well aware what I look like. I'm not dumb

🎶 I'm a blonde bimbo girl in a fantasy world🎶

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...

It's still weird to think "yeah my gazongas are huge but I wouldn't change them" I can't believe I was satisfied being a DD for so long.

Is there too much boob in my new picture? Hm

Starting the day off right with some yoga

I do not sound like a French starmie. I don't even know what that means.

SOMETIMES a girl just HAS a soft tummy because she's full of angel milk, OKAY?