I'm sitting next to my dearest Portia right now... I think our tits are the same size. What the fuck.

I forgot to post about it, but that woman from the other day left only after seeing me, Maddie, Cass, and Heidi.

Yeah, good thing for him that he wasn't cheating on Maddie. We know how that goes...

It gets even worse: she didn't get here until like 10:30 because they live in OHIO

Caused another couple to break up, whoops

They're phenomenal! Perky but soft and bouncy... gigantic on your frame and really sensitive 🖤

Sometimes it's hard being a gorgeous blonde with huge tits

One of my biggest client bases is goth girls. I have three booked today.

Feel like showing people my tits today

"The Barbie" smh

First she gives me mega tits and then she's waking me up to render hotness judgement where does it end

Jessika good at hot

It's not surprising at all that Maddie really knows how to suck a titty.

... okay yeah I guess I like my stupid huge fat bimbo tits.

Maddie and Portia and Cass are always giggling when they see me now... can't believe they're openly gloating about their conspiracy to make me tit brained

Ginger asked if we could do yoga together and I can't tell if she means yoga or "yoga"

How it started/how it's going

I had some quality time with a suction-cupped friend in the shower today and I'm gonna be honest, I haven't felt my tits swing like that in a long time

Angels are just... hhhhh

LUCY IS REALLY HOT OKAY LET A BITCH LIVE

Lucy brought me some freshly baked cookies and milk?

My enlarged tits feel even better now... more conspiracy evidence

slinky evening gown

Such a polite way of saying "Rose your fat bimbo tits look like 50% bigger"

@sapphicnocturne.bsky.social @jessieboo.bsky.social i have something very silly to show you

"Frosty puddings" really??

Are my basketballs turning into beach balls?

I was going to make a joke about waking up with coffee and Portia's face between my thighs but I don't want to dismiss her talents. I couldn't hold a beverage steady with her down there. I have a splash of cream in my coffee.

These really nice, very expensive pumps an attempted sugar daddy gave me. It didn't work out for him, but I kept the shoes.

I know i used a picture that says boobs but you don't have to ask about them specifically.

All me, princess.

Start with a gentle squeeze at the base, get a little rougher as you move up, then grab the nip piercings and give them a nice tug.

Mine aren't like Madeline's own auto-orgasm boobs, but it's still really nice. Especially the nips and the piercings.

They were pretty incredible, but Maddie magic makes any tits better.

AMA (picture stolen from Maddie)

I swear my tits keep getting bigger...

Why do i agree to watch all these terrible movies with Portia...

Lucy is excitedly watching the round squirrels outside...

Pretty soon Portia will be asking to replace my nipple piercings with Christmas tree ornaments again

It's more common than you'd think. People make cross country road trips for us.

Sometimes you find one of Maddie's fans in the wild because you walk into a restaurant and you hear *something* hit the underside of a table

Salem just tried to eat my sushi

We got tacos from a place that actually makes good food but SOMEONE has to have her baja blast

What does it mean when you're blowing your latest partner and their cum actually tastes good? Is that a thing Maddie can do? Does this guy just have a diet solely of pineapples

I'm starting to wonder how many cosplays Portia has made for me...

I'm like if Sydney Sweeney had bigger tits and better politics

Being incredibly hot and very direct leads to a lot of success That and blonde bimbos with giant tits never go out of style

No, doll, I have 200 *total* new partners every year. 3% of them get the morning ride, which is 6 people.

Approximately 3% I have 3-4 new partners every week so that's nearly 200 every year

This is the list for strangers, not friends, from worst to best- -I kick you out the night of -I let you stay over but push you out the door -Handjob then get out -Oral and then get out (here is where you get to be a return partner) -Full ride (this level means I will actively seek you out)