A great read written by a great friend: The Best Things That I Ate Over 7.5 Months in SouthEast Asia, And Where I Ate Those Things open.substack.com/pub/thisboyi...

my Grandma making comments about my weight after I've ran 54 miles in 6 days 😭😭😭

there will be thousands of Swifties who have already pre-ordered all 7 different versions of this album. How many is there going to be

The new dad in me is screaming "You need a Kia Sportage" to the point where I literally can't focus on anything else other than financial gymnastics required to do it

What is the charge? A succulent Chinese tarriff?

trying to work out how many mothers day cards I'm expected to buy this year has been a complete headfuck

The 2025 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

LETS GO #BM100

watching Trump and JD Vance patronise Zelensky is absolutely unbelievable, it couldn't be clearer whose side they're on

bring on the end of western civilization lads

the 5th day of fatherhood, the first time I am unexpectedly sprayed with shit

long overdue

thought there was an MF DOOM biopic that I'd not heard about

the cinemas of the Humberside area have collectively decided that nobody around here would like to see even one screening of #TheBrutalist - cheers lads 😮‍💨

That mad cunt is talking about invading Britain. And the right wing press, who spent the last few years banging on about their love of sovereignty, seems entirely indifferent.

The song is awful, but the instrumental for Band Aid 20 is provided by Thom Yorke, Jonny Greenwood, Paul McCartney, Phil Collins and the Hawkins brothers from The Darkness. OP can do one

was fortunate enough to see Paul McCartney last night. Particularly enjoyed the Rammstein levels of pyro during Live and Let Die #GotBack

some sexy #data on my year in running

just listened to all of Sam Fender's 2024 singles, and all 3 of them have a soaring sax solo in the middle 8. There's a man who knows what the people want

it's been so long since I stopped using twitter that it doesn't feel right to mindlessly post inane shite anymore