goodbye mullet

i was catching up with my neighbor who's nigerian and i saw her struggling with a shiba i'd never seen before. i asked her who it belongs to and she said so poetically "this is my daughter's most sinful beast. he knows where god is and runs the opposite way." you can just say he's a handful, ma'am

just got a text to pay $150 for my urgent care visit last month gjshf could they not do this before rent is due.

first day on adderall and i did half the pills to see how i might react to it but so far no real changes. i'm taking the second half before i come back from lunch so i have time to digest it and hopefully see if it works

hello i am going through fina cial hardship and havent been able to put any of my own savings toward this, i haven't had donations for at least a month, and my birthday is coming up soon. i am getting scared for my safety to the point of wanting to book this before i have the money saved up

i drew me and my fiance as muppets. fuck it

me and my husband took a shower at the same time by mistake the other day and both of us had freezing water so we shrugged it off but now i think after i've taken two showers since, our water heater is actually broken

i got a nat 1 on a dex saving throw and instead of catching my party member from bashing her head into a table, my goblin fucking bashed it harder

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my psych: i'm thinking of putting you on hydroxizine. me: oh isn't that the first generation anihistamine him: oh! how did you know that my idiot brain: you can say you worked in a pharmacy for years my idiot mouth: that's the dog medicine for dogs

Reposting on its own! Just a round little guy :)

my fiance took preworkout at 8pm bc he didnt read. he did not fuckint read

my boss: i was a painter right out of high school, i know how to get things done right also my boss: (gives our office the landlord special even after i cut in)

lovebug season is almost over and it almost feels like it was barely here to begin with. i'm a little worried about their populations considering i'm so used to walls like, densely packed with lovebugs

my husband is so dnd pilled i asked him to decide what to get for dinner and he pulled a dice out of his bag to roll through our options

honestly if a degree wasnt necessary as a bar to entry for a lot of fields, i think we would see a lot more scientists. think about how many hobbyist gardeners are out there using irrigation techniques out of desperation, or finding ways to make finnicky plants survive transplants from pot to ground

oh my god i just remembered tomorrow i fucking have my psych appointment and he's gonna prescribe me adderall (i fall to my knees and weep with joys)

stuff like this makes me feel actually insane

my friend who is a trans girl was told she is giving mixed messages bc an ex-friend, who is a supervisor at our work, offered 1) to go to her house and go through her clothes to find a swimsuit, 2) to buy her a swimsuit so they could go to a hang out by a spring. i need to bite someone me thinks

dude every time i come back from lunch the next four hours of work is just a numb slog that i can barely feel productive for. i feel like if i had just five or six hour days where i do my shit undisturbed i would be doing more than i do now

my friend is worried about the rapture, but because "your clothes don't come with you, if i get raptured at work i don't want my coworkers seeing me naked!!!"

bedtime when you have insomnia is crazy. im hugging an ice pack, i just took trazodone, melatonin, and magnesium. i'm wired.

i casually looked up the cost of rigging a vtuber and it's like $3000 not including the cost of the actual character model. dude

the photos are ass but i met a cuckoo wasp today and they are my favorite wasp!!! augh

the wolf spiders skedaddle when they see me because they know i'm gonna pick em up and kiss em

does anyone have space for... popcorn shrimp

begging furries to please just skip alt text if you're not going to write anything helpful. please. i would genuinely rather have nothing. it is not the place to write "meep morp" or "[character] [character]-ing" or some other zany non-sequitur.

i fell asleep hard after getting home and playing with a baby. the amount of mental energy it takes to look at a pre-conversational toddler doing their thing is most certainly draining

a downside to encouraging people to turn off reposts is you can't turn them off for the individual, it's either all or nothing. so while people aren't exposed to The Horrors by the activist they follow or whatever, they're also not seeing other things that might bring thm joy from art accounts

my dnd ranger got surprise attacked by giant spiders bc she was too busy explaining the diet of a catfish to her girljock party member

hello ! i am a gay trans dude and i currently live in an area of florida that is incredibly right-leaning, and i do not feel safe. i am trying to get top surgery asap before things get worse gofund.me/44bd3f02 #gofundme #crowdfunding #fundraiser #mutualaid

hii hii it would he really cool if i could afford top surgery before the world does its thing

autism nightmare mode at work. came in an hour late, i have to leave an hour early, im taking lunch two and a half hours late, my boss didnt show up and neither did my friend, and people keep interrupting me while i'm handing three people's worth of work

every time i see a video with an irish person pronouncing caoimhe as 'kwee-vah' i feel insane bc i've known multiple caoimhe's and all of them were kee-vah. phonetically, aoi makes the ee, noise, like aoibheann and aoife and saoirse. where the fuck is everyone getting the w.

i need to get a degree or something because there has to be something better than begging my boss to stay home because he has covid

i think i might need like. a medical advocate or smth because i keep thinking back to my doctors appointment and getting upset.

hey. recommend me inverts to draw :)

covid is going around my job again but it's illegal for me to get a fucking booster !!!!

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

my fiance is coming to visit in december and he's never been in florida during the proper winter, so i'm excited to see if it's still warm enough to find bugs. like maybe we'll find a really well-insulated termite nest

when actual factual taxonomists follow me i feel like a wolf spider that's been spotted. why are you looking at me.

i am having an allergic reaction to my lunch wahoo (i jump and click my heels) thanks scromboids !

i hate hate hate adhd educators that day rsd is a symptom of adhd because i want to just rrgh RRRGHGH (i bite a plushie and shake my head until all the stuffing out)

doctor: you should really think about including more meat in your diet to counteract the anemia me: i got too emotional to eat at a chinese buffet because i saw a boiled crawdad i don't think i can eat meat doctor: me: doctor: so, supplements!

Little leafhopper on a tiny canvas!!

my upper molars are killing me suddenly and i am really not looking forward to health issues

my friend's old roommate got investigated by the fbi today because they have fucking rocks for brains i think. what a world.

i had a rough day at work and i don't really have money for take out right now so i think i'm just going to load up on as many carbs as my body can tolerate and then i'll be fine

i dropped my husband off at work, my fiance is asleep bc of time zones, so i'm looking at the local humane society. this kitten's name is endoplasmic reticulum.